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2020

31

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Quarantine Update You Don’t Need of the Day

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I would say that Bella Thorne is some natural born performer, but that’s not entirely true, she was more the cutest of the kids from some stage parent trash with Celebrity dreams as all Americans do, only figured the best shot was to exploit her kids….so with abuse, force, sexual abuse, other tactics…she turned Bella Thorne into this “performer” who is always on because she doesn’t know the fucking difference, or how to act differently, and it works for her as normal people who are more laid back, less annoying, not acting like they are on stage at a High School production of CATS….because we aren’t as desperate, insecure and broken…

But she does like being on camera because she was groomed this way, and this is the content she’s putting out there in quarantine…I figure those you who with a grease trap fetish, who can’t roll around in the grease trap outside their favorite restaurant because it is closed under the pandemic quarantine rules…leaving you at home with a bucket of lard, but no deep fryer to make it the way you need it to be in order to get off….lucky for you the human grease trap is out here producing.

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2020

31

Mar

Britney Spears Posts a Porn Looking Selfie of the Day

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So Britney Spears posted this picture up with the caption:


I woke up and my hair was curly today !!! I was kind of excited ? I hope you guys are having a wonderful time with your families…..

But we know she was more about the angle with her tits out, looking like she’s about to do some dick sucking casting couch performance she’s probably really good at because the crazy girls are all the best, as long as they don’t have overbearing white trash dads keeping them locked up and unable to let their true talents shine, even though you know if they hadn’t broke the mainstream, her dad would still manage her stripping / porn career…some people are just destined to be on camera, I guess….

This is definitely “Look at the camera” dick sucking amateur porn vibes…only starring a legend making it substantially better!

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2020

31

Mar

Willow Shields in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Willow Shields is not that cute by my standards, which is too bad for her, since I have no standards….

She played Primrose Everdeen in The Hunger Games film series, which means her audience is a bunch of fucking weirdo perverts, since she’s only 19 and Hunger Games came out long enough ago for Jennifer Lawrence to have been nominated for a dozen academy awards, none of which were from her performance when sucking Weinstein’s asshole….or front hole…as it was testified about his lack of a penis in court….by the women who must be proud of thesmelves for putting him away like the sociopath cunts they are…thinking it was some sort of quest for women…when it was really just bitterness and a vendetta for not getting that fame he promised them….

None of this has anything to do with Willow Shields and her slutty IG content as she tries to get more follower, or as she develops her content strategy to get likes and follows which based on experience and data involves being as slutty as possible…

I know she’s got more slutty in her, but this is what she’s bringing you perverts for now…

Here she is tits out with her dog…

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2020

30

Mar

Katherine McPhee Pussy Stretch Fitness in a Mask of the Day

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Katherine McPhee has to pretend that she’s not trying to kill her 80 year old husband, because it will be too obvious when he dies of COVID that she intentionally planted the virus.

It’s one of those too good to be true to all the sugar babies with 65 year old or older boyfriends to take their chances with COVID in hopes of killing them off.

It’s one of those wanting the money, the inheritance and the payout. Expediting the process without actually having to commit a legit crime.

The invisible enemy the world is at war with is the unexpected friend to those money grubbers everywhere….

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2020

27

Mar

Jojo’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Jojo has her mom produce her smut, because I guess they live together or are social distancing in quarantine together, and her mom snapped off this butt shot that Jojo is calling thirst trapping thanks to her reposting of it.

I don’t know if you’re excited by Jojo or her thickness, I mean I didn’t give a fuck about her when she was famous, she was average and dull and Lohan was more interesting, but she’s grown into herself…as she tries to find her corner of the celebrity world where she can ride off that childhood success she had.

I know that you’re out there with your incest fetishes, porn has made you go into the Taboos because you’ve jerked off to standard porn for too long and you had to level up, so seeing a mom taking a butt shot of her baby girl seems exciting.

What you are forgetting is that Jojo’s mom was a cleaning lady before she realized selling her kid to the industry would get them rich, back when Jojo was just a child, so whoring Jojo out has been a constant for both their lives….why would it stop now? They’ve got a second wind and mom knows whoring best…so keep up the good work….next time…let’s try this pants off.

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2020

27

Mar

Kristin Cavallari Alcoholism Titty Brag of the Day

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I had to say that Kristin Cavallari is a celebrity, because she really shouldn’t be considered a celebrity, if anything she was just some reality star trash when reality shows mattered, making her known, but to call her a celebrity is giving her too much credit.

The Anti-Vaxxer, who thinks she’s a celebrity because she was on Laguna Beach many years ago, which was enough to make her matter all these years later, at least enough to get some rich athlete to marry and knock her up so that she can live that WAG life while pretending she’s a TV star.

Anyway, she posted one of those obnoxious influencer style “today’s office” post to make you all jealous of her, which is pretty daft, as expected by some shell of a person, no depth, mall brand of a human, pile of shit.

It’s probably not the time to do titty click bait with your wine in hand, in your mansion, running your fake busness that you do for a hobby to keep busy…while people are working from home on a fucking milk crate of a desk, amongst a pile of their shit, as their kids harrass them all day….before being laid off, forced to go broke, only to end up in a FEMA concentration camp….and that’s the people who have work from home, millions of others are out of work….while this rich cunt with her tits out brags about how good she has it….inappropriate, cancel….or at least target her as the first celebrity home you overthrow in your uprising…

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2020

26

Mar

Britney Spears Weird Haul Video of the Day

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I just accidentally came across this video on Instagram that Britney posted an hour ago…it is weird, the kind of video that could give you a seizure, or that you’d find in a Sci/fi near future movie, I feel like I’m tripping out and I’ve only watched it twice. Keep the sound on….

In the video Britney tries on dresses she didn’t know she had because she’s been locked in a cage and can’t get to the piles upon piles of free shit that gets sent to her every month. She’s Britney Spears.

She did this try on, or a “HAUL” as they call it, and I feel like this is wht living in Britney’s brain must feel like….it could be the angle, the backdrop…I don’t fucking know but I think I’ve died of COVID and this video is heaven….

She still looks good for 40 and more importantly, she’s still Britney, are favorite abductee.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2020

26

Mar

Rosie Huntington’s Ass at the Gym of the Day

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Rosie Huntington did the shameful act of going to the gym, despite being in quarantine because she has the luxury of doing whatever the fuck she wants, she’s rich. She can call her trainer, call the gym owners, call a cleaning crew to disinfect everything, so that she can try to lose all that baby weight she’s accumulated…..now that she’s had a baby….

Pretty obnoxious, but she’s always had a snobby cunt vibe, it was what I liked about her. You know the kind of girl who’s pussy smells like fucking flowers, thanks to being so high maintenance, despite being whore…the kind of girl that doesn’t give you the time of day…or thank you if you hold the door open for her….doesn’t tip you if you carry her groceries out to her car for her…not that she even does groceries…but the kind of girl who offsets that by reducing herself to being a titty model nude in photoshoots….rich or not, bitch has her price and she commands her price…sure…but we all benefit…

It’s like the stripper who plays too hot for you when you try to get a lap dance, she’s all like “I’m busy” because she feels above you…only to see her standing at the bar waiting for someone better to come along…before her stage show where you see her gaping cunt for the room of men…like the whore she is…ok bitch, you’re too good to give me a lap dance, but you’re fucking whore trash and I’ve seen your uterus.

That may sound pretty INCEL of me, but it’s not, the second you show that lapdance bitch 100 dollars, she’ll do tricks off you, but after her rejection why would you bother…just let her live her sex worker life…

That said, here’s Rosie disrespecting the rules for her gains…

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2020

26

Mar

Dove Cameron is a Spitter of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some trending young slut that proabably swallows despite spitting in this video that looks like a porn casting couch.

They call them throatpies and maybe she’s only spitting because it’s not studio executive sperm, she started out young, that is all she knows….what is this water thing you speak of…I get my hydration by my handlers direct from the spout…

I don’t know why, but every Disney Kid grows up out of Disney as a slut, well I do know why because I listen to Corey Feldman….I also know a guy who lived across the street from Corey Haim when he was back in Montreal and he’d tell him all kinds of crazy stories while smoking his cigarette butts.

Literally knocking on the door “man can I have a smoke, shit, you don’t have smokes, can I roll the smokes in your ashtray into a cigarette”…which was a fucking trip for anyone who remembered the Coreys…RIP.

Poor Corey Haim….but Dove Cameron seems to be doing alright producing the smut she was trained to produce because it gets hits…

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2020

26

Mar

Ellie Goulding Slutty of the Day

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Ellie Goulding Slutty

Ellie Goulding is some UK popstar who I assume has made the crossover to America with her one hit from probably 10 years ago at this stage in the game.

I never found her to be hot, but I assume some people did, and hot or not a girl need to get as many views as possible, so might as well get slutty. As we’ve learned from amateur porn everywhere, the girls are a little too real, even disgusting, but you’ll still jack off to them based on the content, to backstory, etc.

What I do know about Quarantine, not that she’s in Quarantine, I know the UK has been non beleivers in the virus as it was designed by the Queen as a way to take over the world with her rich friends, so they encourage you all to get it, so that they can force you to get microchipped by their “VACCINE”….but what I do know about Quarantine is that it is a great time for all these sluts, who have walked the line of slut publicly because they have a career, to go full slut because why the fuck not.

Ellie Goulding Slutty

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