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2020

13

Apr

Fat Fuck Ariel Winter at the Grocery Store of the Day

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…..

Ariel Winter, despite being thin for about 5 months, is a fat fuck….and when you’re a fat fuck emotional eater, the only place you care to go is the Grocery Store….

When there is a Global Pandemic and threats of a food shortage…and you’re a fat fuck emotional eater due to all that childhood trauma in being a child star on a sitcom…you stock the fuck up.

I love when she goes to the grocery store to fuck herself up like it’s a drug, because to her, it’s like a drug…because I can scan her bags…

What I see in today’s order, which looks like a big order, even though she just did one last week…is the BIGGEST box of OREOS that her fat ass will sit on the couch and eat…important and nutritious foods for some broken cunt who is now out of work, but rich, so that she doesn’t have that pressure to not eat her fucking face off.

Who the fuck even eats Oreos as an adult, especially when you are rich and can have fresh cookies baked and delivered for you.

This is some emotional eating, fat girl with eating disorder binge and purge moves….I mean she’s fucking sloppy, while not even being old enough to be sloppy…EAT THE SUGAR BITCH…

She’s too young to have a body like this, but hey, if it’s a Global Pandemic, there is no better excuse to gain 40-60 fucking pounds…her her dumpy 50 year old mom lookin’ ass. What a fucking pig.

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2020

10

Apr

Jojo’s Slutty Panty Flash of the Day

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UPDATED VIDEO WHERE JOJO ACCIDENTALLY FLASHED FULL TIT ON INSTAGRAM LIVE. THE WHOLE POINT OF LIVES. STAGED OR NOT IT IS GREAT. FIRST QUARANTINE CELEB SLIP UP. GOOD JOB JOJO.

Jojo posted a panty selfie in front of her mirror to show off the bottom of her big titty bra, but more importantly, her pussy in a pair of panties.

I wonder (barely) what goes through a girl’s mind when she does pics like this for her social media.

It’s like is she taking the selfie for a dude she wants to fuck or a dude she does fuck, where she thinks she looks hot enough to put it to the instagram.

Or is it more tactical, like the more nude I get, the more followers I get and the more followers I get the more I matter…so post the fucking panties…

Or is it a “we’re such best friends followers, that I’ll let you in the bathroom in me like we were dating or family”….because ultimately there is not big deal to post a panty selfie…but it’s still weird to me.

Obviously, whatever it is, it is for feedback, it’s for hype, it is to sexualize herself, for you to sexualize her, I mean look at that pose, that’s not a “Oops I just got walked in on”…it’s more a “PEEL THESE OFF ME AND BURY YOUR FACE IN ME but first listen to my music and remember that Jojo is fucking here for real this time”….

Either way, it looks good!

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2020

08

Apr

TikThot Of the Day

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I know that TikTok is the devil, it’s China laughing at America, saying “we can bug every American, just give them a platfrom to do embarrassing dances on and they will flood this shit with content we can monetize, as more and more people, even celebrities sign up, all while giving us a direct line to their every fucking move”….

But that doesn’t mean that there isn’t GOLD on there…..

A lot of people I know get shown the underage girls putting ice cubes in their vaginas, or doing weird nude stunts, like inserting random objects up in their vaginas….

I get the crackheads, the toothless, the homeless, the fucking weirdos, the handicaps, the retards….which I am far more into because it is amazing.

This babe, is on another level of AMAZING…because TIKTHOTS come in all varieties..

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2020

07

Apr

Elsa Pataky on a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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Elsa Pataky lives in Australia with her Hemsworth because when you’re famous in America you might as well take that American made money and put it into another Country’s economy because it is where the Hemsworths are from I guess…

She’s out on the beach, because why not go to the beach when the world is on quarantine, especially when the paparazzi is lingering because they are either homeless and equipped with cameras or just disrespecting the rules, as they do, to get that pic they sell to TMZ.

Either way, it is showing off, it is obnoxious, it is disrespectful for what is going on in the world, but when you’re rich and famous, you don’t get disrupted, you make the rules.

She old, in a bikini, rocking that mom body the way you like it, this is really not my vibe at all, Keep moms at the grocery store, get moms off our beaches….

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2020

06

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Pool Party of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is showing off how talented she is as an actor by showing off her tits on what looks like a rooftop patio, where her and her dog struggle through the quarantine, in what is probably barely struggling as she’s now rich and famous.

The quarantine hasn’t changed the lifestyle of most of these jobless idiots, they don’t do anything anyway. in any given day…they only work for 6-8 weeks a year and the rest of the time they just chill on their pile of fucking money….not to mention bitch can still order her food as she waits for EUPHORIA SEASON 2 to drop….because Euphoria put her on the map, but really her tits are what put her on the map…and that was the big titty reveal in a the “bigger than you thought” hangers that surprised a nation when they were first revealed…

She is a puppet from Hollywood that was postured or groomed to be the next it-girl, they put her on a bunch of big shows in small parts to get her name out there, before securing something big enough or worthy enough to say “I have huge natural tits, on a small frame, check em out”.

I have no idea what the deal is with the one piece bathing suit with a skirt, but at least it frames her tits up nicely, which is all we could really ask.

I also don’t know why she’s not putting her tits out there daily, easy fucking solution to get talked about daily, cuz my arthritic blog fingers are ready to put her pics up daily like “LOOK AT HER TITS THEY ARE HUGE”….the way NATURE intended when they made her them tits.

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2020

06

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some Ireland Baldwin struggling as a rich kid in quarantine….you know with the pool in her expensive home because her parents are celebrities, which may not translate into being good parents, or giving their kid what they need on an emotional level, since celebrity in and of itself is weird as shit and these people are all the fucking worst kind of narcissist you’d hate be be around, but AT least it gets them the money to fill their empty existences with all the material goods they need, like designer furniture, clothing, pools life…..

The one thing they can’t buy, is a hot daughter, at 7 foot 3, Ireland Baldwin is not overly offensive in her look thanks to being proportionate, but she’s definitely nothing they can possibly be proud of…she’s nothing but a reminder of a failed marriage I guess…

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2020

06

Apr

Francia Raisa Kidney Donor Dance of the Day

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Francia Raisa is the Selena Gomez groupie who was so fucking desperate for some fame, some attention, to actually matter so she gave Selena Gomez her kidney.

Selena Gomez is rich and famous and rich and famous people are fucking evil. So even that they would clearly do a casting call for a donor match, and make that person Selena’s entourage, until she needs their vital organs for her own personal gain. Keep the starlet alive and give some low level groupies some money, some validity…it looks good when you’ve given an organ to a celeb…

Being FAMOUS used to be SO important and probably still is, that dumb sluts will give up their Kidney for it. Kind of hilarious…

I’m sure her and Gomez don’t even talk anymore, it was a transactional friendship, and she’s done a pretty shitty job riding that GOMEZ organ donating….she could have gone bigger, done better….

This is actually the first I’ve heard of her, this one kidney slut, which is really practical when she needs a kidney down the line from drinking her kidney dead due to disappointment from her ghetto decision making.

To think Selena would have given her kidney to anyone is fucking laughable, she probably doesn’t give anyone anything, except maybe herpes…because rich and famous people are fucking GARBAGE….

So Francia likely got played….but she’s dancing it off with her natural titty jiggle…

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2020

02

Apr

Rita Ora’s Quarantine Dance of the Day

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The one good thing about this social distancing is NO MORE dancing together. I guess unless you’re in quarantine with that person, or one of those assholes, like Rita Ora and every kid on TikTok who does these ellaborate hip hop dances, without realizing the more detail they put into their dance, the lamer it is….

You see, because dancing is so fucking queer…unless it’s a girl doing it to recruit my business…in which case…dancing is great.

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2020

01

Apr

Faith Schroder Being Slutty of the Day

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Faith Schroder is some bottom feeder on social media, doing the whole influencer thing, that isn’t really an influencer thing, and more a how half naked do I consistently need to be in order to get followers that I can pretend are there to hear my life tips, when really they just want to see my tits, and visualize sticking their tips up in it…

She’s Ricky Schroder’s daughter, so she’s always been the bottom of the barrel in her social group. Imagine being raised in LA amongst the kids of the rich and famous and your dad is Ricky Schroder….I’m surprised this one’s not out there turning tricks, I mean she probably is….I am also surprised that being a Sitcom star in the early 80s made dude enough money to continue existing, supporting a family all these years later. He must have bought APPLE stock or something.

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2020

01

Apr

Camila Cabello Tit Check of the Day

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I guess this Cabello chick is checking to see if her tit is still there, since her boyfriend for publicity, or her stage boyfriend, is clearly a queer…and doesn’t give her tits what they need.

They are both doing this for marketing purposes. Strength in numbers at least for the kids who follow these idiots, because they know that kids need dramatic storylines outside of the shows and music they hear, to stay engaged…just one of the many manipulation tactics of the media who has us ALL brainwashed already….they start us at a young age….

Fuck coordinated publicity stunt relationships to brain wash the kids….I’m talking to you ever fake relationship to ever happen in hollywood for press…fuckers.

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