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2020

17

Apr

Naomi Watts’ Old Ass in Leggings with Liev of the Day

I was under the impression that Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber were split up or divorced after a long time of being married.

I guess they have kids together and are still homies or in Quarantine at whatever mansion that likely has a guest house they are at.

Actors are weird in general, so traditional relationships probably don’t exist. Then there’s the whole Australian girls are by default whores, so they are typically pretty laid back about their husbands fucking other girls, since they are often times that other girl, you know wild things happen when in Bali on Spring Break….based on my extensive research of seeing two hot Australians drunk at a bar once….

Then there’s the whole “maybe it’s clickbait for the paparazzi they called, they all need press”…because they are actors and in being actors are whores by default….like Australian women….

I figured why not post some old, she is likely 50 ass in leggings stretching…to give you all hope that friendships after divorce can be civil when your marriage has likely been a media play for its entirety since actors have no soul….

For those of you who care THIS IS LIEV’S NEW PUSSY

Here is his old…very very old…mother of his children pussy…

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2020

17

Apr

Hilary Duff Bath Drunk of the Day

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Here’s some Hilary Duff in a bathtub drinking wine because she’s a typical 30 year old mom taking some alone time to decompress from her exhausting kids now that they aren’t in school and the nanny can’t distract them enough to give Duff her alone time….it’s pretty fucking lazy parenting…that whole mom blogger “I need to self care” in some ceremonial candle lit, glass of wine, bath masturbation…it’s gotta be some white girl shit…

But since I know some of you want to drink Hilary Duff’s bath water, while others of you want to drink her toilet water….it’s worth a post.

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2020

17

Apr

Megan Fox Doesn’t Know How Masks Work of the Day

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I’ve gone over this before and that’s that any of the whore celebs you see doing menial errands are on some publicity tour to get seen. They are tipping off the paparazzi because in normal life…celebs don’t do grocery shopping or errands…they pay groupie losers to be their assistants and they make those assistants RUN all their commoner / peasant tasks.

I find it very hard to believe that all of a sudden, celebs want to be out in stores during a pandemic….the one time you’d want to sacrifice your shitty assistants…

Then there’s the whole mask thing, where you can’t tell the celeb is a celeb becasue they are masked. You’d have to have a tipped off paparazzi to know it was an actual celeb.

IT IS ALL LIES…

Then there’s Megan Fox who doesn’t even know how masks work, she’s got it on for show an wants ya’ll to see her old mom of three face that dropped out when she was at her hottest and now looks like some IG sugar baby….too dumb to figure out how masks work

Fuck Megan Fox and fuck her outfit choice. If you’re going to get out there and get seen, wear some of your lingerie from the brand you own you 40 year old mom fuck.

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2020

17

Apr

Stella Hudgens Bikini Cleavage of the Day

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Two of my favorite things when it comes to bullshit garbage celebrities are:

1- the children of celebrities because they are all fucked up rich kids who lived this really weird fucking life since their parents don’t actually have real jobs but have stupid levels of money and access…leading to people using them from a young age to get to their parents…always in their shadows…

2 – celebrity siblings, who are hot in their own right and if their sister wasn’t sold to the Mouse Ears at a young age, she could have had some level of fame of her own, but instead was reduced to SISTER…which comes with lots of feelings of inadequacies…while having feelings of importance because of their last name…making for a weird barely recognized, possibly cunty because it feels deserved, but deep down inside they know they are barely second string.

So Stella Hudgens is awesome to me….whether she’s got her tits hanging out in a bikini / bathing suit or not….all because of the vagina she was shat out of. Hot.

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2020

16

Apr

Irina Shayk is Less Hot in a Magazine of the Day

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In not so surprising news, hot mail order Russian model or spy, who integrated into the American culture via Sports Illustrated Swim, before targeting one of your A-Listers, who is hilariously an A-Lister, getting knocked up and on that CHILD SUPPORT payout program. Clever hustle.

But in not so surprising news, she was substantially hotter before she went that Hollywood mom route, when she was still a hot bodied model, but I guess the world still likes her because of her celebrity, she’s still hot, even if only fractionally as hot as she was before her vagina exploded all over the fucking floor thanks to a money making scheme…and this dyke looking photoshoot is proof that people still find her a compelling character thanks to being knocked up by an alister and not for actually being compelling, because none of these idiots are compelling, they are just puppets or life support systems for titties and pussy holes…

In this shoot is Irina Shayk with cameltoe shorts on, but also looking like a Russian 15 year old boy in the 90s waiting in a breadline…it’s a weird fetish but someone’s clearly got it….

I do like the Tennis shot though…not that you care about anything I like you jerks.

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2020

16

Apr

Hana Jirikova Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

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I once said that this Hana Jirikova has the name of a failed mail order bride who was forced to turn into a fashion model because she had the height….because mail order brides if properly human trafficked can end up with billionaires….especially when they are from parts of the world that have the most billionaires per capita….

She’s actually Czech, but Czech girls are also whores at least when it comes to porn production, Prague is a hub….so things could have gone a different way for her…

This is some bullshit travel campaign that some company is launching because the airlines are anticipating a rush of travellers as soon as the borders open up and those travellers need over priced bullshit bathing suits that have enough money to fly in models and do fancy shoots for their bullshit bathing suits because the rich get richer or some shit…and the people of the internet or instagram think they need 1000 bikinis to keep their content fresh so they keep buying them…not realizing the impact and waste that puts on our already dying world….but they get that selfie man and that’s what’s important. Go fuck yourself with your content you make to make up want to fuck you….which in Hana Jirickova’s case is working even though this is fucking boring man….you’d think with the money invested they’d put up more nudity and ass shots..

Posted in:Hana Jirikova|SFW

2020

16

Apr

Britney Spears Crop Top Dance of the Day

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Britney Spears is our favorite animal in captivity….

Everyone seems to feel sorry for because her dad has made her a slave to him….she does her song and dances for a lot of fucking money that she may never see because he gets it all….at least now that it’s been a trending thing…but she’s been in captivity for 15 fucking years and no one gave a fuck until the whole WOKE thing.

I find it hard to feel sorry for anyone who is as rich, famous or coddled as Britney. She’s always been their “Bubble Boy” earner that they protect so she keeps earning.

I am not a parent, so that makes sense to me, if you’re going to make sacrifices to turn your kid into a Disney starlet, when ya’ll are just ghetto trash and need it, her 18th birthday is a fucking downer, as you lose your fucking investment when she decides to run off with her money….that you know she wouldn’t have made without you because she’s a mental case….

Her breakdown was the window of getting back what was rightfully theirs…I get it…NOT TO MENTION…that she NEVER has to worry about anything, I mean other than leaving the palaces they own, that are staffed, that have full fridges….no worries in the world…and if I was bipolar…that’d be fucking awesome…you know instead of being fucking homeless.

Who needs freedom when you’ve got all you ever need and more….

Anyway, this video is going viral because she’s still masturbating to Justin Timberlake, all these years later, confused as to what the trending app of the time is because she’s a captive…the luckiest prisoner ever.

Here’s her caption, if you care…

This is my version of Snapchat or TikTok or whatever the cool thing you’re supposed to do these days ????!!!!! As you can see I’m not really dancing folks …… I’m just very bored ?. PS I know we had one of the world’s biggest breakups 20 years ago …… but hey the man is a genius !!!! Great song JT ? !!!! Pssss if you KNOW WHAT’S GOOD ? !!!!!!

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2020

15

Apr

Genevieve Morton Final Form of the Day

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Remember Genevieve Morton? Neither do I.

Here is what she used to look like..

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2020

13

Apr

Ana De Armas Holding Dog Shit of the Day

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I am not referring to Ben Affleck as the dog shit in this series of staged paparazzi pics that these two “love birds” do during quarantine for the paparazzi that are conveniently waiting to capture them on their “walks”…despite being famous and capable of hiring dog walkers, if anything hiring dog walkers would be the RIGHT thing to do for your dogs to keep those GIG workers afloat rather than let them starve to death all because you need an excuse to get seen by the paparazzi….

There are rumors she’s his handler, this is clearly by design…the crackhead drunk celebrity and the up and comer a seemingly match made in heaven…where he can take her under his wing and show her the ropes…but we remember a time when the paparazzi didn’t follow Affleck around EVERY fucking day, we’d go months with no AFFLECK images…even when he was with GARNER…because the paparazzi only surface when they are asked to.

They must have the same agents, there’s more to this story, this is the guy who was brought up by Weinstein…so whatever damage control is going on…it’s going one here….

I guess when you’re famous, staged romance is really all your romances since no one is there for you, they are there for the IDEA of you…and when you’re Ana De Armas, a cuban trying to exist in Capitalism, you’ve likely done far worse than fuck someone like Ben Affleck to get to this point in your life where you’re not working at a Cuban resort cleaning hotel rooms…like CUBANS are typically supposed to…

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Here’s her ass in some Khakis….without the old pervert drunken dead weight…

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Posted in:Ana De Armas|SFW

2020

13

Apr

Masked Olivia Wilde Big Legs in Leggings of the Day

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LOOKS LIKE COVID IS GETTING TO OLIVIA WILDE’S MOM THIGHS…

I’ve heard that this whole quarantine is getting the spoiled brats down because they can’t golf, beach, or do other rich person things….but in Olivia Wilde’s case…it’s causing CHAFFING….

I don’t know if she’s always been built like a woman with midget legs…or if she’s just fattening up in Quarantine because her and her husband don’t have enough money to have a home fucking gym, and her and her husband probably have a home fucking gym, but why would she bother using it…she’s middle aged…and it’s more fun to sit and eat when there’s no filming going on….or in her case directing Superbad 3.

Point being, her real last name is COCKBURN…which is what’s probably happens if you ever get your dick between those things and tell her to run in place…

DUMPY

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