I was under the impression that Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber were split up or divorced after a long time of being married.

I guess they have kids together and are still homies or in Quarantine at whatever mansion that likely has a guest house they are at.

Actors are weird in general, so traditional relationships probably don’t exist. Then there’s the whole Australian girls are by default whores, so they are typically pretty laid back about their husbands fucking other girls, since they are often times that other girl, you know wild things happen when in Bali on Spring Break….based on my extensive research of seeing two hot Australians drunk at a bar once….

Then there’s the whole “maybe it’s clickbait for the paparazzi they called, they all need press”…because they are actors and in being actors are whores by default….like Australian women….

I figured why not post some old, she is likely 50 ass in leggings stretching…to give you all hope that friendships after divorce can be civil when your marriage has likely been a media play for its entirety since actors have no soul….

For those of you who care THIS IS LIEV’S NEW PUSSY

Here is his old…very very old…mother of his children pussy…

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Naomi Watts, who is good in Funny Games because she played a real IDIOT wife and *spoiler alert* she dies in the end…..is fucking everywhere..

She’s in the Loudest Voice in the Room about genius tyrant Roger Ailes…who started Fox News….and sexually harassed his staff as I feel he should have because I am old school and know that women are whores and will suck dick to get ahead so take the dick sucking….they love the power struggle and power dynamic…I remember when Dov Charney at American Apparel was going down for fucking willing young staffers cuz he was their “god” you know cuz they worked for his brand and fucking loved his brand…you probably don’t remember American Apparel staffers but they were SO committed to the cause that meeting their GURU and putting out for their GURU was almost what they strived for, they all wanted to be the favorite and it was his company, who the fuck cares, if you can’t handle it move on.

That has nothing to do with Naomi Watts and her panties in this shoot, but who the fuck cares about Naomi Watts..some Australian stealing your jobs like she’s Margot Robbie, Russel Crowe, Heath Ledger, Steve Irwin, Nicole Kidman,what the fuck is with Australians movie to LA to be actors…weird.

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Naomi Watts, like the unopened carton of milk in my fridge from 3 months ago, I never bothered noticing her pre-expiration date so I’m not gonna put her in my mouth now…

She’s in her 50s I assume, she’s a mom, and sure I’ve seen her in a few movies, and that’s all fine, but seeing her in a bikini, or bathing suit, or whatever the fuck this is…is not that hot or exciting to me…and it wouldn’t have been anymore exciting if she was still in her 20s…unless you’re into thin Australian women on a hustle to get famous in America through sex….because Australian girls are slutty…which I guess I am…

But at least she’s not fat.

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Naomi Watts is about 100 years old…but this is what she wants you to think she looks like…

I find it a little hard to believe…partially because no 100 year old looks like this…especially not an Australian….because due to ozone layer sun damage…and hard living, hard drinking, party life….they generally look like weather crocodiles by 35…

I don’t know what Hollywood magic with lighting, after effect, photoshop, duct tape pounds of make-up, is going on here…I just know I know 20 year olds who don’t drink, do drugs, live the hollywood life, who drink lots of water and sleep well every night…who have more wrinkles than this..

Maybe this is shot in a wind tunnel….

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Here’s a great photoshoot of Naomi Watts, who is not only 47 years old, but also Australian and even when they are celebrities, those two things combined make for a weathered grape looking faced women – and no matter what amount of botox jacked into them – can’t save that, it instead just makes for a clown face….

Meaning, these are either taken in 1996….when she still looked like this, or she’s just been photoshopped to shit, and this is in fact not her, but rather an a artist rendition of her. I can’t believe she actually signed off, not because she doesn’t look good but because it’s shameless, or bold to think she can get away with it…or maybe she’s just as delusional and into herself as all these instagram people, and really all people on social media in general, who when you meet them look nothing like they pretend to be…

A picture may say 1000 words, but most of those words are lies. Thanks internet.

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Naomi Watts was in Mexico a couple of days ago with her army of Liev Schrieber kids….and the most fascinating thing about her is that she’s 47 years old…and a mom of a bunch of fucking kids…

More interesting than her dad being the Pink Floyd tour manager who is on the Dark Side of the Moon record….or that she actually strugged and only really broke out in Hollywood in 2002 thanks to Mulholland Drive and David Lynch, when she was 32, giving all you turning 30 years old girls some hope that maybe your life isn’t over, even though it is probably over, hope, and that hope shouldn’t be that at 50 you’ll be a famous actress, but rather that you’re body will look this good, that sure could be because she’s a famous actress and it is her duty, but maybe, just maybe she’s better than average people…with average lives and she fucking looks it….

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