I think it is safe to say that Nicole Kidman has very limited fans who are into her cuz she turns them on…

The only thing interesting about her is that she’s a fucking Robot created in a lab during the filming of Stepford Wives 20 fucking years ago, when Tom decided to replace her actual self, with a better futuristic and SCIENTIFIC version of herself…only to realize that getting rid of her and her weak womb that couldn’t give him actual kids was the only option…so he had his team groom Katie Holmes to make SIRI or whatever the fuck her name is….some space shit…HEY SIRI what is the fucking weather today…Hey SIRI what is 0 dividd by 0…..

Point being, she’s 100 fucking years old, and a ginger, a lot working against her, but still has tits and a willingness to show them I guess…and not just for Keith Urban…but for all you fucking perverts….

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Nicole Kidman’s ROBOT legs were in a magazine – because I guess she’s super famous and promoting some bullshit she acts in – as that is what she is programmed to do and will remain doing until someone hacks her software or forgets to plug her in to charge her battery…

That means that after the apocalypse, when all humanity is on some ship circling the earth they destroyed thanks to TRUMP, Nicole Kidman, the Tom Cruise wife-bot, and mother to his adopted kids, since you can’t breed robots yet….the technology just isn’t there, not even in secret Scientology labs….

But after the apocalypse, she’ll just be cycling in circles or in front of her mirror….reading scripts over and over…or trying to clap like she’s at the award shows…wigging the fuck out…because that’s what robots do…

The whole thing is super weird…

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Nicole Kidman is a robot…it wasn’t just the stepford wife movie, it was real fucking life…thanks to homosexual Tom Cruise and the Scientology billion dollar robot making lab in the basement of the celebrity center where John Travolta gets hand jobs.

She’s in a magazine showing some clevage despite being old…it doesn’t matter because robots can’t die… I saw WALL-E…I know how this shit is…

I’d still stick it in….just to see how dead the vagina feels…provided she was built with a vagina…and not a 12 inch black cock the way Tommy wanted…

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Nicole Kidman is still a ROBOT….that Stepford Wives movie she was in was a documentary based on her experience in Tom Cruise’s Scientology world..where there is enough money to give all the homosexual actors robot wives….unless it’s just her plastic surgery…because she is old…but whatever it is…it’s some freaky shit…..

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I always liked Tom Cruise’s original robot he never fucked because he’s gay…because of her great tits…that are probably because all of her is plastic…and botox…and/or the more expensive, lifelike silicon you find on the more expensive sex toys…as the hard plastic is for poor people and Nicole Kidman is not poor, but Hollywood glam from an era where actors got paid more insane money, even when they didn’t deserve it because it was all part of some movie producing racket…and now she’s in Interview magazine doing something that feels like old Hollywood Glam…..because along with Gun Laws…these Australians want to shit on your culture…

I have never eating carrot pie, you know a little orange pussy, because for years, I was disgusted by them…I used to GINGER CUNT SHAME…and point at laugh at the fair skinned girls…even the pretty ones…because I just assumed they were freaks…and as I’ve learned about Gingers…they are freak…and that’s exactly why I want in on that….

But because I was so mean to them growing up, when so much ginger pussy was desperate and available….karma will not give me the shade of pubic hair I want…now that I’ve grown as a man and accept all shades of pubic hair….

I know she’s old, I know she’s clothed, I know these pics are about silly, but here they are anyway…

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