Nicole Kidman’s ROBOT legs were in a magazine – because I guess she’s super famous and promoting some bullshit she acts in – as that is what she is programmed to do and will remain doing until someone hacks her software or forgets to plug her in to charge her battery…

That means that after the apocalypse, when all humanity is on some ship circling the earth they destroyed thanks to TRUMP, Nicole Kidman, the Tom Cruise wife-bot, and mother to his adopted kids, since you can’t breed robots yet….the technology just isn’t there, not even in secret Scientology labs….

But after the apocalypse, she’ll just be cycling in circles or in front of her mirror….reading scripts over and over…or trying to clap like she’s at the award shows…wigging the fuck out…because that’s what robots do…

The whole thing is super weird…

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