I was checking out a slutty homeless chick who apparently had some kind of addiction, probably a meth addiction, but it could have really been anything and she looked a lot like Olivia Wilde.

I guesss starving yourself and doing too much fitness gives you the same hard face and hard body that hard drugs do, but they are hardly as fun.

Wilde’s got some veins popping out that look like she’s been spiking the needly, but that’s from fucking pilates bro….

So the hyped actress who was once more fuckable back when she was on the OC and not a weathered mother and shitty movie director brought that look to an event, in what was seemingly a sheer dress, only to reveal that SHE HAS NO NIPPLES….or that it was not a SHEER DRESS at all….

It’s unclear whether she lost her nipples in combat, if she lost them at some satanic sex party the elites have when deciding who they should let level up and get a directing position on a movie instead of being cast as “Lesbian #7”.

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I KNEW IT!

She’s one of those early Hollywood sex dolls from before they had the technology figured out..

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Olivia Wilde is actually Olivia Cockburn and not because she makes you rub it out so hard you remove that top layer of dick skin like you were a moile, her last name is Cockburn because her great granny was a hooker with VD at the brothel and that’s how they established last names for immigrants…you know based on their skillset.

She is a super important celebrity who has been on very important shoes like The OC….which as far as I’m concerned is her most important work because that show is fucking BOSS bro..

She was married to some faggot…then had some high profile break-up…she directs shit movies but her MOST important work has been leaving the gym…

She consistently leaves the gym in various workout outfits on a weekly basis and the QUEEN OF THE FORUM consistently keeps us up to speed on her various fitness outfits, all while not being all that hot, looking short legged and weird bodied but she’s in her mid 40s, so I guess this is better than being a fat fuck…

Her nipples are hard, her cameltoe too controlled and maintained, where we can’t see the damage from her pregnancy or her celebrity whoring to the top, which essentially makes the cameltoe irrelevant….but the NIPS ARE HARD bro.

Yes, I bro’ed you twice in this ONE post….TIGHT.

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I guess Olivia Wilde is sad and lonely in her life and feels like whoring a little, because she took advantage of being in Paris for Fashion week to pull her tits out in a way that was shameless and attention seeking, but that could be positioned as being for fashion…

So if Olivia Wilde tits are your idea of a good time, she’s delivered all you’ve ever wanted from her, all old as shit, desperate as shit, while being rich as shit because money isn’t the currency these people like, having guys like you, who they don’t like jerking off to them is the currency, so get to work with some mommy tits holding onto a dream and going viral for exposing themselves because the world presents it as brave, when we all know she’s just whorin’

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I don’t know nipples as well as I probably should, especially not Olivia Wilde nipples, even though my friend Stefan sent me some of her leaked nudes, but I do know that Olivia Wilde is aggressively trying to matter, whether it’s with her movie making as a director, producer, writer and actor, or by leaving her husband and family for One Direction cross dresser, but more interestingly, she’s been using her tits to get where she needs to go, a marketing strategy I appreciate becasue I like tits..even on try hards like Olivia Cockburn…..since she’s still kinda hot enough to stare at her tit…

So last week, she’s posted the cover of Elle with her tit out…that I can’t post becasue these photographers try to sue even though they are already paid to shoot the Elle Shoot, they just money grub……

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Well, she also wore some sheer dress, that I am pretty sure features full tit, with nipple, because that’s what it looks like, and if a rich and famous divorcee who has turned her back on her family to focus on her own selfies interest, wears a dress that looks like it’s sheer, I’m gonna post it because celebrities suck, but when they reduce themselves to their tits, I think they are spreading a positive message to girls everywhere, so they realize that tits get hits and tits are all that matter…..which is facts.

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I don’t think Olviva Wilde is really all that interesting or hot. I mean she’s alright in this cropped GUCCI bullshit where she’s letting you all know that she chooses GOD, unless that’s an upside down cross, which could be a little more representative for the kind of person who is into the whole Jesus thing in a legitimate way amongst the demons of Hollywood…I mean ask Mel Gibson how his Christianity worked out for him in Hollywood…not so welcomed with open arms was it…

Anyway, the most interesting thing about Olivia Wilde is that her real name is COCKBURN, which may not excite you, understandably, it’s probably the worst name you could have when it comes to giving boners…I mean sure there are guys who like friction burns on their cock…maybe like the Barstool Guy they like the DRY FRICTION of the pussy so he tries to make them as un-eager to fuck him….you know but bitches smell money and TWITTER followers and they can’t keep it in their pants….maybe like a guy who lines his fleshlight with SAND PAPER, HOT SAUCE, House Hold Chemicals…maybe he’s got a stage show that he performs for strippers where he lights his dick on fire with a shot of VODKA…they call that FLAMBE…

THERE are ways to burn a cock…with cigarettes, lighters, or a good old fashioned HOUSE FIRE…..

NONE of the ways are that appealing, so when your name is COCKBURN, it’s like get the fuck out of here bitch…maybe you should change to to WILDE…especially for your PROFESSIONAL CAREER…

Anyway, she’s waring a bra, for a GUCCI fashion show that featured a bunch of fucking losers that they want you to think are important because they have money…that’s how society works…NO ONE KNOWS what real PURPOSE IS….JUST bank balances….so I eagerly await the financial collapse where everyone’s back to SLAVE class…

You can’t see her nipples in her bra, which makes me wonder why she’d bother with the bra…especially in her midlife crisis where she is dating a man in a skirt, which as far as I’m concerned is better than that fool Ted Lasso…who is a reminder of just how dumb and unimpressive AMERICA is….

THAT IS YOUR HERO….YOUR COMEDIC HERO….REALLY?

Am I just too ANGRY that I don’t know funny….PROBABLY…but I don’t feel angry, I’m looking at an actress who normally has cankles CROPPED…so we can appreciate what’s actually good about her….eyes, tits, cheekbones, you know the kinds of things a man in a dress would cum in, just not as hard as that Ted Lasso fool cuz that would mean making shitty babies.

Here’s that shitty fashion show, they should pay me for this shit, I got 8 people and 1000 RUSSIAN SPAM bots who are gonna watch this shit, that’s gotta be worth 5 dollars to someone.

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Olivia Wilde’s looking old as shit in the face, I guess that’s what happens when you miss your aborted baby face masks the elite are gifted at their weird evil spas where they get their youthful treatments to keep them young….STEM CELLS and BABY BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS FOR ALL….just don’t give em what Tom Cruise is on, that shit’s scary….

She is topless or I guess strategically nude for a campaign for a skin care company that we’ll assume paid her a shit ton of money, because she’s famous and famous people only get naked for BIG pay days….even when they’re not all that hot.

I realize that people have confused her for a hot actress and not an average looking chick, it happens with marketing, PR, being cast in movies….it is not your fault you’re a mindless fuck who accept what he is told. The system is designed to make you a full retard who doesn’t question anything and who just goes along with things mindlessly because thinking takes work.

I used to love doing posts on her, only because her last name is really COCKBURN, which reminds me that you don’t need to tell a motherfucker you have HIV before having raw anal sex with them….but you need a vaccine you don’t need to buy a fucking donut to have raw anal sex with…

Speaking of Anal Sex…she has a kid or two with Jason Sudeikis, one of the more annoying comedic actors, who may have a kid with January Jones….but she’s moved onto One Direction’s Harry Style who wears dresses because when you hang with cankles like Olivia Wilde…

Boring shoot, but she’s naked, and she’s super famous and trying to look hot, so it’s worth lookin at if you’re into A-Listers and shit…..

OK, so I saw some of the updated pics…they get better….COCKBURNs committing.

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