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2019

01

May

Olivia Wilde (that’s not her real name) in a Photoshoot of the Day

I have seen some Olivia Wilde movies, and I actually like her. I think she does good. Obviously acting is a joke and it is hard to fuck it up, but there are actors out there who I see in movies and I just hope for an accident on set to fucking off them, or permanently shut them up, or maybe a scandal that erases them from the industry…like Emma Stone and Anna Kendrick….

But Olivia Wilde has someting nice going on about her, it’s just not her real last name, that shit is terrifying….Cockburn…Olivia Cockburn…Cockburn…the basis of every nightmare I’ve ever had since that time I tried to fuck a fresh out of the microwave pizza oven….Cockburn…like the time I used Nair on my balls…and fell asleep….Cockburn….like an Indian Sunburn…which I guess is racist now…from a gnarly handjob….

What I am saying is – I get why she went “Wilde”…..

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2019

12

Mar

Olivia Wilde Nipples at an Event of the Day

I have failed you all…

Since you’re russian robot traffic I am not that emotional about failing you…

I am actually a non violent psychopath so I don’t really feel emotion, guilt or remorse…

I lack empathy…but I do get mad at myself when I look at a set of paparazzi pics, of an important actress like Olivia Wilde…who I have probably talked a lot of shit on over the years because her real name is Cockburn, and I don’t like when a bitch changes her name to run from the burning of cock she was born to be….but instead….decided to go with WILDE…because it is fun, exciting and sounds sophisticated…like the writer Oscar Wilde..right?

Point being, I’ve seen her in a bunch of movies, I find her hot and a good actress..and I’m not going to hate on her…expecially not today….where her nipples are out at an event like some kind of hippie…all free spirited tits out…for the fans

I am just glad she’s not Emma Stone…or the other shitty actresses that are average looking but who get tons of hype…on some Barbara Streisand shit…

I am just sad…she’s not responsible for my cockburn…that was some crackwhore stripper who I should have probably not paid extra to not use a condom with…

But then again, the fact I paid for my penis disease when others try to avoid getting it…seems fitting with the kind of man I am …and the kind of life I’ve lived….

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2018

19

Oct

Poll: Are These Olivia WIlde TITs of the Day

I just came across these pics that Claim to be Olivia Wilde Tits..

I don’t care for Olivia Wilde, I mean her acting doesn’t offend me like most actors acting does…but her name change offends me.

She named herself after Oscar Wilde, which is pretty fucking weird, she says it’s a tribute to her family who I guess are writers, but I think it’s just some bullshit excuse to get a stripper name she felt was more marketable than Cockburn…

I just feel like changing your name is like changing your gender, changing your identity, changing your body…it’s you trying to give into society’s opinion of you, and that’s fucking weak…be yourself, own yourself, be the cockburn you were born to be…burn cocks to celebrate the cockburn you were born into…fucking give everyone herpes or some STD you got on a casting couch to make their cocks burn when it pees….

But going WILDE…like “you’re so wilde”…is fucking lame on so many levels….

But I do care about tits..and these are rumored to be her tits, so I figure we do a little POLL

ARE THESE OLIVIA WILDE TITS…

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2018

02

Oct

Olivia Wilde / Cockburn Hard Nipples of the Day

Olivia Wilde Hard Nipples Black Dress

Olivia Wilde ….naming herself WILDE after Oscar Wilde, because she’s pretentious like that…get a fucking grip….that’s ridiculous.

She said it was a tribute to writers in her family, which is a load of shit, it’s because her name is COCKBURN…

I can’t help but call her Olivia Cockburn, her actual birth name, which is probably the worst last name anyone can have, especially a hot chick with a dream of being famous…because it makes me laugh every time….

I definitely understand why she gave herself a stripper name, or what she calls a Nom de Plume, because anyone who’s stripper name is inspired by Oscar Wilde is obnoxious like that….

When named Cockburn, you are given no choice but to venture out there and name your damn self…plus growing up a COCKBURN must have been a traumatic experience…some Dr Ford level sexual assault every time she got introduced, or during roll call or wahtever…humilating…

But then she realized she was rich, connected, her family socialites in Washington DC, and hot enough to make it as an actor…which I guess is what she did…

So now all these years later, she can walk around, with her hard nipples for the paparazzi…with confidence that she’s managed to rebrand herself…and no one even bothers remember her as the COCK BURN she once was….

Olivia Wilde Hard Nipples Black Dress

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2018

18

Apr

Olivia Wilde Tits Out of the Day

Olivia Wilde Tits Out in a Black Dress

I used to hate on Olivia Wilde because I thought of her as some entitled rich kid from the UK, some pretentious cunt, who changed her name from Cockburn to Wilde for marketing purposes, but then I saw her in a few movies and her characters didn’t win me over, I generally hate all actors, especially over hyped actors, or people like Olivia Wilde who the media seem to position as hot, despite being some mom aged mom….who is a mom….with that dude Jason Sudeikis who is rumored to be the baby daddy of January Jones’ daddy-less kid, which is just way too much 40 year old, boring Hollywood people, when I’m only here for the tits.

Olivia Wilde Topless Black Dress

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2018

08

Mar

Olivia Wilde’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

Olivia Wilde tight black leggings

Olivia Wilde’s midget legs in leggigns is what you’d expect to see on a midget legged woman who has at lease one kid in leggings…it’s the MOM look you see if you go to the Grocery store during the day…you know where moms hang out, not rich moms with maids cuz they are riche – like Olivia Wilde, who isn’t even named Olivia Wilde, and who named herself Wilde, instead of her given name COCKBURN, because WILDE a stage name you’d expect from a stripper worked for her marketing…more than COCKBURN would…something I bring up every post I do on her…because it’s all I got, and because it never gets old…

I don’t despise her in movies, I just don’t find her the hottest chick around, I don’t think she should be celebrated, or as well paid as she is, and she doesn’t look good in leggings today…doing whatever she’s doing…and in her defense –
#momlife…is never the hottest.

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2017

22

Dec

Olivia Wilde Gets Political of the Day

Olivia Wilde Wears a red impeach sweater

Here’s Olivia Wilde, who I guess is American and not just by marriage to the dude she had all her kids with, I think she’s got a bunch of kids, I know she’s banging Jason Sudeikis, and I also know that I only write about her because she’s some entitled rich kid who gave herself a stage name and went Hollywood, but then I accidentally watched her in a Christmas movie, you know because I like the Christmas spirit, and I actually don’t mind her, I still like laughing that her name is Cockburn not Wilde, and Wilde is some Oscar Wilde inspired thing, which in and of itself is lame as fuck, just own the cock burn, I know I do.

Well, she’s decided to piss off some people, probably excite a lot of people, in her Christmas themed Christmas sweater that reads “IMPEACH’…you know using her platform and the paparazzi to get noticed, or to make a point..that probably makes sense to most people…even if they are supposed to RESPECT their president…and that will likely piss off a lot of people…who probably don’t know how to read anyway.

I guess she really is WILDE…

I like her face.

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2017

01

Dec

Olivia Wilde in a Bathing Suit With Hard Nipples of the Day

Olivia Wilde in a Bathing Suit With Hard Nipples

Olivia Wilde isn’t that hot, but people think she’s hot, so she thinks she’s hot…

A rich kid, who has made it in America, I think she may be American to begin with, I’m not sure what the family history of the COCKBURNS are…but I do know that there’s not way anyone as basic and boring as Olivia Wilde is making it anywhere without having financial backing….

She’s been in movies, she’s made money, her baby daddy makes money, so they can be on vacation…Not so interesting, but her nipples are hard….making her more interesting.


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2017

27

Nov

Olivia Wilde Still in a Swimsuit of the Day

Olivia Wilde Black Swimsuit

I was just told by one of my holes that Olivia Wilde was a hot chick on the OC where she played a Lebsian….I guess I could have worked that one out on my own but if you read this site, you’ll know that putting work into figuring out who the bikini or in this case mom in a one piece because her body hasn’t bounced back and she’s insecure about it, even though she’s made it in America, not to mention she’s a rich kid who doesn’t need to make it, hence why she’s so vapid and vain and putting an importance on her looks, when there’s nothing else for her to really put her efforts into….it’s the definition of Hollywood…

She’s not that great, but not much is, it’s this or it’s instagram sluts half naked…and this get paid to be in movies so by default more worth it…

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2017

24

Nov

Olivia Wilde’s Hard Nipples in her Mom Swimsuit of the Day

Olivia Wilde Nipples

Olivia Cockburn is a scam, relatively uninteresting but people seem to like her, they find her interesting or hot or whatever…and I don’t get it. She’s old, troll-like, terrible…and manipulative…seemingly a terrible person…

But when her nipples are hard and wet..I get her appeal…and why people would like her – cuz looking at her full titty…nipples in a bathing suit…it’s alright…

I also appreciate that she’s in a one-piece bathing suit…covering up that new mom mangled stomach…allowing us to focus on her hard nipples.

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