LOOKS LIKE COVID IS GETTING TO OLIVIA WILDE’S MOM THIGHS…

I’ve heard that this whole quarantine is getting the spoiled brats down because they can’t golf, beach, or do other rich person things….but in Olivia Wilde’s case…it’s causing CHAFFING….

I don’t know if she’s always been built like a woman with midget legs…or if she’s just fattening up in Quarantine because her and her husband don’t have enough money to have a home fucking gym, and her and her husband probably have a home fucking gym, but why would she bother using it…she’s middle aged…and it’s more fun to sit and eat when there’s no filming going on….or in her case directing Superbad 3.

Point being, her real last name is COCKBURN…which is what’s probably happens if you ever get your dick between those things and tell her to run in place…

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Olivia Wilde COCKBURN is out there showing you her vagina in a one-piece….a vagina that probably will make any cock burn…..some may think it will make thee cock burn with desire…but I think it’s more an Actors in Hollywood have HERPES…and herpes, especially in salt water, like that sizzle…

Mom in a bathing suit, whatever….but when it’s Olivia Wilde it is better, cuz I’ve seen her in movies and don’t hate her for any reason other than her changing her name from Cockburn to Wilde…like Oscar Wilde….while still retaining some imagery of her being wild…and exciting…when cockburn is just so much more visual….

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Olivia Wilde is someone who was easy to laugh at in an infantile, elementary school way….because her last name is Cockburn…that’s a funny last name for someone who is in entertainment and had to make cocks burn to get where she’s at….and to hav WILDE as a stripper name, or stage name, or nom du plume, or whatever you want to call it was pretty weak as far as I’m concerned…not very creative at all..

I also never found her to be all that hot, but as it turns out, I’ve watched her in movies….and not once has she annoyed me…in fact she sucked me in and I left our one sided exchange thinking she was hot…so she’s one of those women who isn’t anything special, but knows witchcraft or something, and can suck you into thinking she is….

Here she is a mom in a bathing suit…not that hot…but I still like her and this site is ALL about me…

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I have seen some Olivia Wilde movies, and I actually like her. I think she does good. Obviously acting is a joke and it is hard to fuck it up, but there are actors out there who I see in movies and I just hope for an accident on set to fucking off them, or permanently shut them up, or maybe a scandal that erases them from the industry…like Emma Stone and Anna Kendrick….

But Olivia Wilde has someting nice going on about her, it’s just not her real last name, that shit is terrifying….Cockburn…Olivia Cockburn…Cockburn…the basis of every nightmare I’ve ever had since that time I tried to fuck a fresh out of the microwave pizza oven….Cockburn…like the time I used Nair on my balls…and fell asleep….Cockburn….like an Indian Sunburn…which I guess is racist now…from a gnarly handjob….

What I am saying is – I get why she went “Wilde”…..

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I used to hate on Olivia Wilde because I thought of her as some entitled rich kid from the UK, some pretentious cunt, who changed her name from Cockburn to Wilde for marketing purposes, but then I saw her in a few movies and her characters didn’t win me over, I generally hate all actors, especially over hyped actors, or people like Olivia Wilde who the media seem to position as hot, despite being some mom aged mom….who is a mom….with that dude Jason Sudeikis who is rumored to be the baby daddy of January Jones’ daddy-less kid, which is just way too much 40 year old, boring Hollywood people, when I’m only here for the tits.

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Here’s Olivia Wilde, who I guess is American and not just by marriage to the dude she had all her kids with, I think she’s got a bunch of kids, I know she’s banging Jason Sudeikis, and I also know that I only write about her because she’s some entitled rich kid who gave herself a stage name and went Hollywood, but then I accidentally watched her in a Christmas movie, you know because I like the Christmas spirit, and I actually don’t mind her, I still like laughing that her name is Cockburn not Wilde, and Wilde is some Oscar Wilde inspired thing, which in and of itself is lame as fuck, just own the cock burn, I know I do.

Well, she’s decided to piss off some people, probably excite a lot of people, in her Christmas themed Christmas sweater that reads “IMPEACH’…you know using her platform and the paparazzi to get noticed, or to make a point..that probably makes sense to most people…even if they are supposed to RESPECT their president…and that will likely piss off a lot of people…who probably don’t know how to read anyway.

I guess she really is WILDE…

I like her face.

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