I have seen some Olivia Wilde movies, and I actually like her. I think she does good. Obviously acting is a joke and it is hard to fuck it up, but there are actors out there who I see in movies and I just hope for an accident on set to fucking off them, or permanently shut them up, or maybe a scandal that erases them from the industry…like Emma Stone and Anna Kendrick….

But Olivia Wilde has someting nice going on about her, it’s just not her real last name, that shit is terrifying….Cockburn…Olivia Cockburn…Cockburn…the basis of every nightmare I’ve ever had since that time I tried to fuck a fresh out of the microwave pizza oven….Cockburn…like the time I used Nair on my balls…and fell asleep….Cockburn….like an Indian Sunburn…which I guess is racist now…from a gnarly handjob….

What I am saying is – I get why she went “Wilde”…..

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