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Archive for the Olivia Wilde Category

2010

03

Dec

Olivia Wilde’s Ass in Flaunt of the DAy

I’ve heard her name before but I never bothered figuring it out. I just assumed she was another pussy the network was packaging to make a lot of money with, because the roster of movies she’s been in are shitty at best, but that’s all changing, she’s gonna be on some Megan Fox kick….but I wasn’t really sure about who Olivia Wilde is.

So I did some Wikipedia research and found out this:

Her mother, Leslie Cockburn (née Redlich), is a 60 Minutes producer and journalist, and her London-born father, Andrew Cockburn, is an Irish journalist, as are her paternal uncles Alexander Cockburn and Patrick Cockburn, all of whom are contributors to the political website CounterPunch.org. Her sister, Chloe Cockburn, is a civil rights attorney in New York. Her half-aunt was the late writer Sarah Caudwell and her paternal grandfather was the novelist/journalist Claud Cockburn. Through her grandfather, she is also a distant relative of English novelist Evelyn Waugh

So I guess it turns out that Olivia Wilde is the attention seeking joke who disappoints her family because she is a failure in their eyes no matter what level of celebrity she has, cuz that’s not what they deem important or actual success….Those are the keepers.

Here she is getting naked from some magazine on her quest to be relevant.

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2010

25

Aug

Olivia Wilde in a Bikini of the Day

The most fascinating fact about Olivia Wilde, is not that she is a product of nepotism with industry parents that helped her get ahead, but that before she changed her name like a pornstar , her biological name was Olivia Cockburn. Yes, Cockburn. True fucking story. That’s all I have to say about that.

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2010

24

Feb

Olivia WIlde’s Fat Ass in Latex Gloves of the Day

If you’re like me you love when a female doctor puts on her latex glove when you’ve gone in for a routine check up cuz you ass has been bleeding for 3 weeks and you think you are either dying or dead, because it means “FULL CHECK UP” and as uncomfortable as getting two fingers in my ass on a cold doctor’s table after bleeding out of my ass for 3 weeks is, I’m just happy the doctor’s got a pussy, cuz it is less homo if I get hard during the process, which I don’t, but also nice to get female attention from someone other than a 300 pound white trash wife, but mainly because women have easier fingers to handle…..

I guess other good memories that involve latex gloves is when you got with that germaphobe hooker who only gave handjobs with latex gloves and blowjobs with condoms on the day you realized that the Latex gloves were previously used on other clients giving you scabies that took 6 months to get rid of…..or the time you realized your college girlfriend had a latex allergy cuz her pussy swelled the fuck up and you jumped at the chance to raw dog her accidentally getting her pregnant before realizing she was some Christian who didn’t believe in abortion, forcing you to move and chance your name so that they can never come after you for child support or to call you dad…..

So we should thank Olivia Wilde, despite not knowing who she is, for bringing back all the great memories we’ve had with surgical gloves, latex, latex allergies and most important illegitimate children.

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2009

15

Sep

Olivia Wilde Naked for GQ of the Day

Her name is Oliva Wilde, she’s on the show House, she’s 25 and she’s half naked in GQ and her name is the only Wilde about any of this, if she wanted to impress me, she’d pull some better stunts involving her vagina, like bouncing it on my dick, or even on anyone’s dick just as long as I get to be a part of it, as sitting here lookin at pictures doesn’t have anything to do with my life and I didn’t even know who she was before today, so if anything, I’m the one doin her a favor here and her little hard nipples are just wasting my time. This isn’t naked this is cockteasing and she needs to step up and stomp the yard fuck.

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