I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2010

03

Dec

Olivia Wilde’s Ass in Flaunt of the DAy

I’ve heard her name before but I never bothered figuring it out. I just assumed she was another pussy the network was packaging to make a lot of money with, because the roster of movies she’s been in are shitty at best, but that’s all changing, she’s gonna be on some Megan Fox kick….but I wasn’t really sure about who Olivia Wilde is.

So I did some Wikipedia research and found out this:

Her mother, Leslie Cockburn (née Redlich), is a 60 Minutes producer and journalist, and her London-born father, Andrew Cockburn, is an Irish journalist, as are her paternal uncles Alexander Cockburn and Patrick Cockburn, all of whom are contributors to the political website CounterPunch.org. Her sister, Chloe Cockburn, is a civil rights attorney in New York. Her half-aunt was the late writer Sarah Caudwell and her paternal grandfather was the novelist/journalist Claud Cockburn. Through her grandfather, she is also a distant relative of English novelist Evelyn Waugh

So I guess it turns out that Olivia Wilde is the attention seeking joke who disappoints her family because she is a failure in their eyes no matter what level of celebrity she has, cuz that’s not what they deem important or actual success….Those are the keepers.

Here she is getting naked from some magazine on her quest to be relevant.

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