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2010

03

Dec

Jeff Goldblum Teaches us a Valuable Life Lesson of the Day

People may think this site isn’t very educational, but I think we can all learn a great lesson from these Jeff Goldblum and his fiance pics, and that lesson is that young pussy is good pussy, and there’s no real point in settling down with pussy your age, when there are so many girls out there looking for a dad they never had…It allows the man to stay in control, not deal with middle age bullshit all while cumming on tight young body…and since all marriages end in divorce, you might as well give 50 percent of your acting fortune to pussy that gets you off, versus damaged fucking goods, so take that bit of knowledge with you into the weekend. It’s all you really need to know to live a good life.

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