GQ UK is doing a comedy special…..and they got everyone from Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Robin Williams and a lot of other rich for being funny idiots in the shit….but the highlight of the video is not the beat box edit they do…but Olivia Wilde being thrown in the mix to jiggle her tit for no reason other than to jiggle her tits…and as much as I think her stage namee is idiotic….and how I think she’s overrated and not that hot….a titty jiggle always manages to work its way into my website but not my heart…because after years of analysis, failed relationships, hate it turns out I don’t have one.

Either way, for a comedy issue, this isn’t funny at all…but the tit jiggle make it worth the abuse the rest of the video puts you through…maybe that’s the joke…forcing you through hell all for a tit jiggle of a bitch you don’t care about….who knows British people are weird.

Here’s the new video….

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She’s been TOPLESS FOR MAXIM …..HOT FOR GQ …..but apparently back in 2007 when she was working the celebrity scene…people maagazine did a shoot with her… fast forward 5 years…and the photograprapher decides to release the pics that weren’t published that may or may not have nipple in them…because maybe this is his way to get himself known….or maybe these pics have been circulating for the last 5 years and no one cared cuz Olivia WIlde doesn’t matter, but I’m gonna post them anyway…cuz let’s face it…I got noting better to do! Especially not on Valentines Day….

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I discounted Olivia Wilde as a person when I found out that Wilde was her stage name in honor of her family who were literary academics or some shit while she ran off to be a useless, low grade, brainless twat actor….the fact that she was sloppy looking, had a bit of a gut that hung over her pants, and a shitty set of tits helped….cuz when a bitch is hot to look at, I’m into any stage name she wants to give me, as full of shit, lame, cheesy, embarassing, or idiotic as it may be….bitch can call herself Unicorn Anus if she fucking wants as long as she looks good….but when these hipster cunts do it…it is annoying….even when they showing off their floppy titty…

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I made a joke about periods on TWITTER telling girls who follow me that I am starting a laundry service that exclusively deals in period stained panties….with no guarantee they’ll ever be returned, but much more rewarding than throwing them out….4 girls requested my address…

That said, periods are no joke, I mean they bring joy when you fuck a girl unprotected and find out she’s not pregnant, they bring more joy when the girl who has it feels shitty about not being able to fuck so she uses her mouth or ass, they bring less joy when the girl is complaining and even less joy when she insists on you fucking her, getting period everywhere, and even less joy when you see the bloated bitch out in public wearing comfortable clothes, cuz her tight hot shit makes her uterus hurt…not that I hate period…I mean hardly remember them…my wife is all fat and in menopause / slowly turning into a man….

So here is Olivia Wilde better knows as Olivia Cockburn….but COCK BURN wasn’t as marketable as channeling Oscar Wilde’s name to seem educated, or classy, or historic, or whatever she did in stealing his name for her shitty acting career….showing off her shitty ass…that may not be having its period, but that might as well should be.

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Olivia Wilde is overrated. People think she’s hot and based on these pics. She’s definitely not. Sure she may be able to movie magic make up for her inadequacies and maybe her charm and personality shine through, making you think she’s more than she is, but I have a hard time believing it cuz anyone who names herself after Oscar Wilde must be really pretentious and annoying to hang out with, like the kind of poetry writing, activist, dolphil loving lesbian you see at the coffee shop talking out of her lesbian ass….and here are some pics…

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I don’t give a fuck about Olivia Wilde or her fake name. I don’t give a fuck about Cowboys Vs Aliens in what may be one of the most offensive movie ideas to ever be made it almost a mockery of the Hollywood industry that is already struggling and spending millions making shit like this is disgusting, but knowing that it will likely generate millions more in sales cuz idiots like this shit….and spend money on this shit…even though we’re in an economic crisis….makes it all so much fucking worse…Proving We’re all fucking doomed…but at least as we crash and burn…she’s showing off some tit….cuz I don’t care who the tit belongs to, I just appreciate a see through dress on any motherfucking boobies…I preferred her when she was naked….and I’d prefer her spread eagled on my face…but she didn’t call me in July when filming in Montreal…so I figure that’s never gonna happen…but the window into her titties via her dress will…and here’s the pics…

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This confuses me. I think it’s an ad for Diesel that they are running on Flaunt magazine in some kind of paid co-brand that I don’t understand, cuz I’m not a business man, or a business, man. I still rob my wife blind for drinking money and as pathetic as it sounds, I’m the one not wearing pants who just woke up after passing out at 6 am wasted with my pants around my ankles talking to 18 year old sluts in other timezones on Skype…I’m internation without even leaving my couch…I’ve been to Australia, Europe, Africa and Asia…See the fucking world in webcam slut vagina….if that’s not culture, I don’t know what is….maybe Oliva Wilde is…you know cuz she named herself after the most cliche writer she could think of…I’m changing my name to Jesus Twain…I think people will respond better to me.

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Tits. It always amazes me when I see pictures of this bitch and read that she’s 26. She looks like she’s pushin’ 40, which isn’t always a good thing, especially when you turn 40. Not to mention her stage name is ridiculous. Anyone who changes their name for a writer, especially one as Cliche as Oscar Wilde, is trying way to hard to be artsy fartsy, obscure and intellectual…It’s so obvious…unlike the reason she looks 40 at 26, maybe it’s a mystery her 60 Minutes reporter mother Leslie Cockburn (naughty) could do a segment on….

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According to some magazine, this is the hottest girl of the year. Clearly, her publicist paid them off…or who she sucked them off because looking at her she’s not the hottest anything.

She can wear the brightest dress, she can show off as much tit as her little tits can offer, you know maximize the shits but she looks like she’s built like a fuckin’ troll. I’m thinkin’ Snooki, but more middle aged mom of three who does pilates.

She’s got the attitude of a flight attendent, ready to check your passport and offer you a drink, or maybe the make up consultant at the pharmacy you spoke to about getting your wife a Christmas perfume. You know the department store clerk who gives you that fake smile when asking if you’d like to contribute to some charity….or the low grade decent lookin’ mom in some small town performing in the tacky church Christmas pageant as Mary…the role of her lifetime, one far better than working at the library as a volunteer to keep herself occupied.

She is average at best, and whether she’s dressed like a Christmas tree ornament, or someone at a Star Wars convention, pulling some Halloween stunts when it isn’t Halloween or not, she’s still average at best.

Don’t believe the hype.

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