Olivia Wilde the Pervert of the Day

2023

Aug

Cockburn wants you to know that you can’t get pregnant by spit, which is technically not entirely true, because after Harry Styles holds a huge load in his mouth, before spitting it into her gaping cunt, like one of those cherub fountains you see at rich Italian people’s homes, only to have a steady stream of said spit land on the cervix excited to journey through the cavernous nightmare that is Cockburn’s womb, you know like a scary Disney ride by the vagina version….she could theoretically get pregnant….but her old age won’t let her…

So yeah, she’s not entirely accurate in her weirdly unfunny sleazy “I have sex and like my pussy eaten” shirt, because celebrities are lame…..but she finds it funny, so when whores are softly advertising they like being whores, or like sex, because everyone likes sex, even rape victims, meaning it’s not that impressive….I’ll post it…because I am not that impressive either….far less impressive than Cockburn the big time director….probably because I lack the mysterious pussy machine she uses to get where she’s got..