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2024

11

Dec

Ana De Armas has her Tits Out at an Event of the day

Ana De Armas is out here promoting some movie called Ballerina. I am too lazy to google it and figure out what it’s about, but I am going to assume it’s about a Ballerina.

I have found the Cuban hot throughout her career as an actor, because there are very few hot actors out there, so when one comes along…we stop for a second and say…”at least she’s hot”.

I was always pretty suspicious of her story because she was born in Cuba and didn’t even float on a raft to America like Eleon Gonzalez in the 90s, she instead went to Spain like so many Cubans under communism aren’t able to do.

It’s almost as if she was a plant, human trafficked, a CIA operative, I don’t know but there are plenty of Cubans in America who want to act and be all Hollywood, some are even third generation born in America, but instead they gave it to one from Cuba…WEIRD.

To make her story even weirder, she was seen making out with the Cuban President’s stepSON in Spain.

We’re all for stepFAMILY members getting pussy and it is weird that I never monetized on the stepFAMILY fetish after 20 years of doing this, since there are tons of high earning porn based on that subject….

However, this stepSON is the of the Cuban President, the first Non-Castro to run the country, which as far as I know is still a communist shit hole…

Now I don’t know politics, but let’s assume the Cuban President is actually a dictator, and a Cuban escapee dating the Cuban President’s stepSON in Spain…is just fucking weird….almost like it’s by DESIGN…

What I am saying is De Armas is a spy…a honeypot…her tits a distraction….SHE WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT and was designed to end the EMBARGO so that CUBA can have REAL COCA COLA again.

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2023

07

Mar

Ana De Armas Panty Flash for Fashion of the Day

I figure since I did a post on J.Lo in lingerie, not in a celebrating the rotten meat Affleck sticks his dick up inside to see if it survives, you know these rich guys and their adventurous penises looking for some new form of excitement without doing illegal shit or gay shit…

So yeah, celebrate the old rot with a panty flash from the now famous, seemingly hot Cuban communist party turned celebrity in some CONSPIRACY inspiring shit, considering how many people don’t actually make it in America who are from America….almost making you believe in human trafficking and handlers to protect their billion dollar industry…..Ana De Armas who he was stuffing like a Cuban Sandwich before going back to J.Lo.

People find her hot, I find all these people shit and the fact she’s got panties on in her panty flash at fashion week upsetting, I mean who wears panties in this ear, especially when they’ve been with Affleck and could benefit from airing out their cunt!

That’s also inner thigh, not cameltoe, I zoomed in and was pretty disappointed about it too.

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2022

18

Mar

Ana De Armas Nude of the Day

Nothing like a CUBAN REFUGEE turned celebrity to remind you that the system must be fucking rigged, since there are girls as hot and talented and CUBAN as Ana De Armas who aren’t being human trafficked to the top of the Hollywood charts with important movie roles where she plays the hot pussy, a fake relationship with Ben Affleck the handler after a few years of pretty shitty roles..all it takes is a dream and some Russian Ketchup since you can’t get HEINZ in Cuba…but you can get Cigars..

I just don’t believe any celebrity origin story, there too much money involved for the people they create into celebs to not be fully owned…..or at least to not have a more fucked up origin story….this is all by design….and you have to think if you were a billionaire and you controlled who got famous, you’d be sure it was someone you’d make money off of that wouldn’t go rogue on you…and if you were to house her in a bunker when training her for 20 years before making her famous…you’d definitely come up with a story like “She was from Cuba but ended up in Spain married to some famous actor there only to come to America”…..maybe things do just happen organically, but I doubt it…..

That’s not the point though, the point is that despite being a giant fucking whatever, a professional liar, all celebs are boring and unimpressive no matter how hard they try to convince you otherwise….but I’ll still appreciate a nude scene, I’m not that crazy…you can HATE CELEBRITY and celeb culture and Hollywood’s propa-arianna-granda…but to hate their tits would just be dumb….

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2021

29

Sep

Ana De Armas Nip Slip of the Day

Ana De Armas Nip Slip

We live in this weird fucking digital world where the celebrities of social media, or the girls of social media trying to be celebrities, are the primary content producers and they don’t really put all that much budget into what they do, they have filters for that, so we’re here looking at cartoon version of cartoon people, who have cartoon dreams, of being cartoon cuz their digital life is the ultimate…and they get paid…

So with all the filtered faces, Filtered eyes, acclimatized to jerking off to fake cartoon versions of women, which I am sure does weirdness on a psychological level….because when people people are so used to seeing fake shit, that they don’t know when real shit is jerking them off….via computer machines and internet….of THINGS…

If you don’t know what is real or what is fake, it is a confusing place…is everything an avatar and AI, or are some things real…

So I like to think it is nice to see a real celebrity, who may have been human trafficked from CUBA to America via Ben Affleck’s dick….at least that’s the story I like to run with but she was pretty famous before tainting herself with Ben Affleck’s dick…..and the point of this is that she was created by the industry and gifted to us in the movies the industry gives us, and I guess she could be AI..just a good CGI…but I’ll accept her as real instead of all these other thirsty fucking girls trying to get famous, or noticed, or whatever using their tits..while this one’s probably not even happy that her tits been slipped, because she’s modest and gets paid lots of money to show those hot tits in the movies…

Point of the story….NIP SLIP!!!!

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2021

28

Sep

Ana de Armas Upskirt of the Day

Ana De Armas is the hot Cuban actress who escaped communism through some loophole that involved marrying some famous dude in Spain…was she Human Trafficked, or was she saved, or are the two interchangeable, I don’t know…

I just know that from Spain she was able to take her hotness to America, where along with being shit on by Ben Affleck, possibly literally shit on by Ben Affleck, but maybe it ended with HERPES and not FECES, I wasn’t there….

I just know that she is what sparked his interest in fucking a hispanic latin based Spanish blooded woman, leading to him visiting the cryptkeeper where they keep J.Lo or one of her host bodies in a hyperbolic chamber “resting”, to get them to rent her out to him like it was the early 2000s and her g-string was pulled up over her low rise jeans the way NATURE intended….

NOW…I think Ana De Armas is hot, now less than before, because of that stint with Affleck, but still hot and staring at her panties that match her dress, strategic panties like an old lady heading out on a walk in her track suit….but BETTER, cuz her tits are pushing through the military looking, tribute to her Cuban roots communist military dress hard…

Now if only she lost the fucking mask….because this mask in the outdoors shit is just stupid..and makes cum tribute facials SO hard to properly execute….which is why we’re all here right?

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2020

01

Dec

Ana de Armas in Leggings of the Day

Ana de Armas is the new and hotter Jennifer Garner, who is substantially more high profile than Affleck’s last piece of shit Playboy / Instagram / Only Fans girl who got to him when he was drunk and was able to get paparazzi’ed as hard as she ever will thanks to Affleck being an A-Lister….boy wonder with his Oscar at 24….making him rich and able to drink and do blow for the past 20 years…

Ana de Armas, the CUBAN who escaped communism a long time ago, but I am sure compared to communism Affleck’s not that bad or at least tolerable place to be in comparison, even if everything I’ve heard of him is that he’s an asshole…I mean you give some Boston trash an Oscar at 24, what the fuck do you expect to have happen.

These are some pics of Ana de Armas, who is more than just an Affleck girlfriend, but also a celebrity in her own right, I mean she’s likely only with Affleck because of her celebrity she’s trying to keep high profile, because if you’ve seen KNOCK KNOCK you’ll know her rise wasn’t all hits….

But maybe the only movie her town in Cuba had was some Affleck thing and that is how she got into the industry, to follow her Affleck dreams…now fucking the man she used to watch in her mud floored community center all to herself…what a success story….if you think AIDS from AFFLECK is success.

She’s older, 31 or 32 which is older, I mean time to start playing mom roles, but has a great body and it’s in leggings with hard nipples and shit so I recommend you stare at her on her quest to keep the momentum up..

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2020

30

Nov

Ana De Armas See Through Leggings of the Day

Ana De Armas See Through Leggings

In very important news, the Elian Gonzalez of her generation, Ana De Armas Castro, straight from the mean streets of COMMUNIST CUBA, has managed to tuck her dick hard up inside her escape communist CUBA by marrying some dude in Spain, where she was able to have a successful career, but also get that EURO passport so that she’d never be trapped in CUBA again, but can instead be a fat, rich tourist in Cuba like she probably always wanted to be, and was hot enough to be, because look at her now, all rubbing her pussy on Ben Affleck’s motorcycle, like it doesn’t have herpes, because she probably already has herpes, I mean she’s been dating Ben Affleck for a while now….whether it’s just for PR for both of them, you know some marketing tactics or it’s love, who fucking cares, she’s in sheep leggings showing off her thong, and since she’s hot, which is why she escaped CUBA in the first place, the world is so unfair when it comes to good looking people, stop going against the white man, go against the hot people who get all they ever want because someone out there wants to fuck them….in this case…all of you…but also Ben Affleck..

I actually like Ana De Armas as an actor and I wonder if Ben Affleck shows her pics of breadlines in CUBA or empty shelves in stores anytime she acts up, because I would.

Ana De Armas See Through Leggings

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2020

26

Nov

Ana de Armas Full Tit in a T-Shirt of the Day

Ana de Armas is a 32 year old Cuban born actress who has escaped communism via Spain where she moved at 18, got married because vaginas make for good “work visas” and got into acting on a hit show there.

She’s a pretty huge star now, I mean she fills her void with Affleck’s cock, that’s gotta count for some sort of status, besides HIV Positive Vibes….but I first caught onto her after the very shitty KNOCK KNOCK where she’s hot with Keanu Reeves for Eli Roth….but I guess her critical success came with Blade Runner 2049, people went nuts for her…she’s been pretty consistently hot and she’s got good tits, so seeing her in a sheer top, no bra and mask with her hard nipples that remind us that Ben Affleck isn’t as bad as Communism, despite reports that he is…

It also reminds us that girls don’t wear bras anymore, but instead wear thin tight t-shirts, so basically full tits for every pervert into staring at tits like it is your god given right because it is….and they obviously want us staring at their tits cuz they know they are hot tits…whether they pretend it’s for feminism or not…

All this to say…hot tits….and I wonder what kind of weird sexual shit Affleck makes her do to him in exchange for the press she gets being associated with him!

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2020

04

Aug

Ana De Armas Nipples of the Day

Ana de Armas, the Cuban tits that floated into Miami with Camila Cabello when she was still Elian Gonzalez, only to make it in America….which is not the origin story they give them when they decide to cast them as “cubans” so that they “it’s a small world” themselves and have a go-to person to fill every country, cree, ethnicity when asked or called out for being racist…Hollywood and Entertainment man, they full of shit…

The origin story they give her is that she went to Spain and got Married there, because there’s some loophole where Cubans can get to Spain and if you get married you can stay in Spain….escaping that communist rule, avoiding that Russian Ketchup and Cola, living that dream life that involves moving to America on a work visa to be rich and famous there. Dreams do come true….and the tradeoff, being hired as Ben Affleck’s handler, to make him appear more decent, while elevating her profile because Good Will Hunting’s own is a poster boy from Hollywood and I guess Weinstein productions and his drunk degenerate ass needs all the help in can get….the modern Cuban Nanny that won’t get deported when the neighbors call Immigration because she’s got the right paperwork unlike J.Lo’s staff at her Miami mansions but no one ever talks about that.

These are her hard nipples we’ve seen topless cuz she gets topless in movies, it’s all part of being famous.

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2020

29

Jun

Ana De Armas Titty Pop of the Day

Ana De Armas Titty Pop

Ana De Armas is the Cuban refugee, who unlike Elian Gonzalez was able to stay in America, beuse instead of floating in on a raft, she managed to marry some dude from Spain and get out of Communism the European way. That’s where she launched her acting career that has evolved to include babysitting Ben Affleck…

That’s not to see they aren’t in love, but opportunist actors typically have no souls or really no identity, so I doubt she can love anything but herself…but I am sure she plays the communist on rationed toilet paper who eats Russian ketchup on her fries to feel like home….even when she’s pumping gas into her expensive car now that she lives that expensive American life…

I have no idea whether her management forced her to date Affleck to increase her profile in America, or if his team recruited her, and I really don’t care, all these idiots, despite their money and success are trash, uninspiring trash who do the bare minimum creatively to cash in.

I do know that her tit is hanging out of her picnic blanket / tablecloth checker print bathing suit, and that’s alright, but I prefer her tit from HER RECENt NetFLIX SEX SCENE …because a tit without a nipple is just a cancer survivor…or something…


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