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2026

09

Sep

Ana De Armas is a Cuban Revolution of the Day

Cuba Libre motherfuckers…

While some Cubans are still stuck in the country, dealing with being blacked out from a lack of gas shipments, starved out from a lack of gas shipments, and other amazing consequences of the Cuban revolution that turned Cuba from an amazing tropical Vegas where nothing but fun and gambling happened, to some bullshit breadlines….

Ana De Armas, born Cuban is like “fuck that shit, I’m going to escape through whatever loophole and become a top level Hollywood actress”….

It’s the uncommon story of escaping Cuba, but one that probably inspires most of Cuba to pull a Puerto Rico and become a territory of the USA….

They will finally get their hands on REAL Coca Cola, not that contraband or communist version.

I’ve never been to Cuba, but the perverts I know who travel to Cuba are usually broke ass degenerates who are there for the Sex Tourism with questionable girls…

While this questionable girl got the red carpet, white glove treatment. Her sex work has been high paid Hollywood…

Anyway, she’s seen as a top dog in Hollywood, one of the hottest and she’s in some bikini….

We like bikini.

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2026

24

Jun

Cuban Liberation Ana de Armas Lives a Good Capitalist Life of the Day

I am not some communist fuck who hates capitalism, but it is funny that these weirdo liberals all hate capitalism with passion, angry at other people’s successes that pay taxes, so that they can mooch off the system and get their tits cut off for free, at least in Canada….

This Cuban Liberation involves Ana de Armas, who is rumored to be born in Cuba, which for those of you who don’t know, may be the USA’s 52nd state.

I’ve never been to Cuba, but it’s apparently a very nice looking place, it’s just that they don’t have any food available to them, or electricity, where flights and tourism has dwindled…leaving the sex tourists who probably never left…

Cuba has been under communist rule for 70 years, they were at one time a hot spot for the American underworld, with Casinos and good times, only for all that to end, forcing Hemingway to pull a Ana De Armas and fuck of with his house fully furnished….

Some people, like Ana de Armas tap into communist sex work properly and for some reason, called her Maternal grandparents were Spanish so she got a passport, making me think the communist regime isn’t so bad, so that at 18 she ends up in Spain, where she makes a mark in the world as an actress for being some hot Cuban….eventually being exported to America legitimately, not on some raft built by ELIAN GONZALEZ…TO LIVE the AMERICAN DREAM…

An American Dream that includes being run through and cummed inside by industry gate keepers Ben Affleck and TOM Cruise….

Thanks to the American Dream and her Freedom, her bikini vacation pics are in luxury and not some scraps left from tourists in the hotel room after shitting their bikini bottoms after eating the food shortages…

She is one of the biggest things in Hollywood. Very popular, so check out her vacation.

Like Grandma always said, ONCE A CUBAN WHORE…ALWAYS A CUBAN WHORE…no matter how many other passports she accumulates by whoring…


RIGHT.

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2026

13

Jan

Tom Cruise Stole Anna De Armas’ Nipple of the Day

One of your top Hollywood stars can barely speak english and she doesn’t even have nipples…

I’m pretty sure she used to have nipples, but based on this sheer dress…NO NIPPLES.

She’s the kind of girl your immigration department is giving work visas and green cards to….her and a bunch of OnlyFans whores, including the stepGIRL, yes she was a stepGIRL when we did stepGIRL content and she just got ARRESTED at the Miami Airport and did the splits….

No hate towards a stepGIRL going viral a decade after being a stepGIRL, it just makes you think all the ICE hype isn’t really as big of a deal as you think it is, since literal whores get into the USA legally and so should other questionables with an American Dream!

Anyway, Cuban communist who escaped communism to live the American Dream of having sex with Tom Cruise, looks to have only given up her nipple to make that dream happen….

CHECK IT OUT..

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2025

29

Dec

Ana De Armas’ Great Communist Pussy Pants of the Day

I don’t know if Tom Cruise sucked the life out of Ana De Armas when he was pretending to have sex with her, despite being a rumored hardcore gay.

You know, hooking her up to some kind of scientology blood cleaning machine, that pumps the life out of her and into him….

Some sort of weird celebrity dialysis machine that rejuvenates old Tom boy, while leaving De Armas a petrified body, all wrinkled like a fruit you find in the back of your fridge from that time you bought fruit 6 years earlier on some health bender….

She’s got the neck of a 90 year old and even when leaving the gym with her PUSSY PANTS on, where you can see the whole pussy, because it’s the only fat she’s still got on her after the “procedure” she was forced to endure as part of the deal she made when she made the deal to get into Hollywood.

She was BORN in Cuba, now I’ve never been to Cuba, but it’s the number one hot spot for all-inclusive resorts for poor Canadians, so I know people who have gone to Cuba, whether for vacation with the family that brings the diarrhea or for sex tourism because the Cuban girls whore themselves because they are so fucking poor…

So her escaping Cuba to end up as a huge Hollywood star seems more like a product of sex tourism that worked out for her, but came with a cost, than just a lucky break…

Not that you care, you’re looking at her old pussy instead of her old next that is flappy looking like a pussy…

Oh and her nipples are hard too….

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2025

22

Dec

Ana De Armas’ Hard Right Communist Nipple of the Day

I am always suspicious of vagina that was born in Cuba and managed to escape communism by working as a top billed actress who can barely speak english in Hollywood.

Sure, if you meet some Cuban who escaped as part of the entertainment team at an all-inclusive resort, or on a cruise or some other Hospitality business that helped them escape, I’d get it…

But just conveniently a top player in Hollywood, while other Cubans struggle to get rice or Ketchup screams human trafficking…

Add some Tom Cruise as her boyfriend, to really solidify this scientology weirdness…that really doesn’t matter when staring at her return from the gym with a right nipple that seems hard in her sports bra…

Remember when they cast her as Marilyn Monroe…ridiculous…

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2025

24

Nov

Ana De Armas on the Streets in Tight outfit of the Day

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Pant seam digging into her cunt harder than Tom Cruise ever did…
….maybe harder than Tom Cruise took dick in the 90s….

He may have recruited de Armas, the Cuban Refugee as his girlfriend in some weirdo Scientology ritual…but when a Cuban refugee gets as famous as de Armas, you know she is an owned asset….

She is leaving the gym in leggings with a barely there cameltoe. I like my cameltoes like they are on an 80 year old with a fat weathered seasoned vagina, wearing tight fucking leggings because she does old lady fitness at the local pool to keep in shape…..where all you see is brittle arthritic bones and a pussy that hangs down past her adult diaper.

Her pants are barely digging into her, not nearly as much as Tom Cruise likes digging into man pussy….because there is not way his rumored homo sex romps are faked…and far more likely they’ve just been covered up..

I choose to believe he is gay rumpr. which has been a 25 year rumor…that must have some truth to it…because it can’t be this ascend to pop culture historical relevance without some truth to it.

I’ll still stare a this Cuban prostitute who never was with her vagina out there on the mean streets..

She’s not in her tight outfit for Tom. it’s for us the loyal middle of the road losers who jerk off to her and keep her working…

I think tight clothing is the single most important thing. woman can wear, assuming she wears clothing, because it gives us, the creeper pervert viewer a glimpse of a better maintained version of themselves, pussy hugged, ass perked up, tits squeezed together….I’m a fan…just not of Ana De Armas or the hype she’s had…her tight clothing are good though.

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2025

30

Jul

Tom Cruise and his Ana De Armas Prostitute of the Day

Big News….the first picture of Tom Cruise and Ana De Armas are officially getting their fuck fuck on….in Vermont….after 6 months of being rumored to be fucking…

Whether it’s for publicity, or part of Ana De Armas in the cult…or maybe just where her Hollywood prostitution landed.

The fact is that she’s a Cuban, which is a communist country, and someone exported her and allowed her to build a Hollywood career probably on her back, not off the back of others, but on her back…or all fours…or really on top…she’s versatile…

She has previously been linked to Ben Affleck, the President of Cuba’s kid, the Tinder Guy and other dudes that make me think that she is a prostitute.

Now she’s up on TOMMY…One of my favorite movies of all time is Cocktail, so I don’t really hate freakish Scientologist Tom Cruise, he’s weird and creepy, but that doesn’t bother me.

I don’t really any Scientologists, because I am a firm believer in cults, especially sex cults and my childhood dream was to have a cult of my own. Whether the leader of the religion killed his wife, or whether they terrorize their members, locking them away in their Clearwater facility, tracking their every move, whatever, that’s just managing your people….

I don’t really love what they did with Nicole Kidman, because when Tom Cruise brought her into the mix to be a Stepford wife, where they swapped her out with a robot, I didn’t expect her to be in every single show and movie that the streaming platforms put out. She is non-stop everywhere, even in her late 60s….and that creeps me out.

I do wish they killed off Katie Holmes and a handful of other Scientologists who are terrible fucking dog killing people…

Anyway, De Armas has been seen as hot celebrity, I think she’s whatever, especially now that she’s old, and now she’s leveling up through Scientology, assuming she wasn’t trafficked here by Scientology as they built her up to be ready for Tom Cruise…

I am still of the school of thought that Tom Cruise is a homo who travelled to Canada in the early 90s to fuck dudes because too many people have told me that story.

Here’s some De Armas….

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2025

27

May

Ana De Armas Blowing a Kiss To Show Off Those Tom Cruise Tits of the Day

Ana De Armas is looking like an Old Cuban whore who was able to escape a destiny of giving hand jobs to guests at the hotel her Government employs her to clean, for some spending money outside of the communist controlled earnings she is allotted.

She was able to escape Cuba and find a life in Spain and then America, which should make you wonder about her, because there are many hotter Cubans who can’t escape.

Why was she their prized hens, what did the Castros like about her? We’ll never know…but she’s been run through enough celebrity cock to make you think she’s been planted for insider information on the celebrities who have injected dick in her….

There’s a rumor she’s been fucking Tom Cruise, because he likes to have a beard of high profile nature, if you look at the prolific career of robot Nicole Kidman, he clearly knows how to help propel them to greatness in their industry….

I prefer the rumors of Tom Cruise being a poofter, because he most likely is, but I’ll still stare at the tits they want us to think he curls up next to while nursing himself because it soothes his anxiety and stresses of being Tom Cruise…

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2025

14

May

Ana De Armas Gets Run Through by A-Listers Here’s Her Bra Top of the Day

Ana De Armas is another one of these Hollywood personalities that the powers that be want you to think is the hottest chick around.

I guess she aged out….because she looks like shit, almost like a totally different person…MAYBE she’s been replaced or like other Latinas, there are 100,000,000 Ana De Armas’ out there and this is not the one we know….

I will say that even looking like a weathered pile of dog shit, she has the Latina look you should be looking for when dealing with Latina hookers, since it’s more an olive skin than a neckless midget Mayan ready for Aztec wars…there are variations to their people.

She has been stealing jobs from Americans, like other Cubans before her, but in a legal way.

As it turns out, it pays to fuck A-List celebs, whether it’s Ben Affleck or whoever the fuck else.

She’s currently Tom Cruise’s beard, because the world knows that freak is all fruitcake…

I was in line at the grocery store the other day and even an old lady reading the tabloid headlines said “That Tom Cruise, a real fruitcake”…

I also have pretty solid informant from a local fag and a secondary unrelated informant who claim he used to secretly come to Canada to fuck men….

Then there’s the whole Nicole Kidman being a man or Scientology Robot to support that…

But De Armas, well behaved Communist, just doing what she is told for her handlers I guess…

AND she is wearing a bra…..OMG A BRA!

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2024

11

Dec

Ana De Armas has her Tits Out at an Event of the day

Ana De Armas is out here promoting some movie called Ballerina. I am too lazy to google it and figure out what it’s about, but I am going to assume it’s about a Ballerina.

I have found the Cuban hot throughout her career as an actor, because there are very few hot actors out there, so when one comes along…we stop for a second and say…”at least she’s hot”.

I was always pretty suspicious of her story because she was born in Cuba and didn’t even float on a raft to America like Eleon Gonzalez in the 90s, she instead went to Spain like so many Cubans under communism aren’t able to do.

It’s almost as if she was a plant, human trafficked, a CIA operative, I don’t know but there are plenty of Cubans in America who want to act and be all Hollywood, some are even third generation born in America, but instead they gave it to one from Cuba…WEIRD.

To make her story even weirder, she was seen making out with the Cuban President’s stepSON in Spain.

We’re all for stepFAMILY members getting pussy and it is weird that I never monetized on the stepFAMILY fetish after 20 years of doing this, since there are tons of high earning porn based on that subject….

However, this stepSON is the of the Cuban President, the first Non-Castro to run the country, which as far as I know is still a communist shit hole…

Now I don’t know politics, but let’s assume the Cuban President is actually a dictator, and a Cuban escapee dating the Cuban President’s stepSON in Spain…is just fucking weird….almost like it’s by DESIGN…

What I am saying is De Armas is a spy…a honeypot…her tits a distraction….SHE WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT and was designed to end the EMBARGO so that CUBA can have REAL COCA COLA again.

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