I am not referring to Ben Affleck as the dog shit in this series of staged paparazzi pics that these two “love birds” do during quarantine for the paparazzi that are conveniently waiting to capture them on their “walks”…despite being famous and capable of hiring dog walkers, if anything hiring dog walkers would be the RIGHT thing to do for your dogs to keep those GIG workers afloat rather than let them starve to death all because you need an excuse to get seen by the paparazzi….

There are rumors she’s his handler, this is clearly by design…the crackhead drunk celebrity and the up and comer a seemingly match made in heaven…where he can take her under his wing and show her the ropes…but we remember a time when the paparazzi didn’t follow Affleck around EVERY fucking day, we’d go months with no AFFLECK images…even when he was with GARNER…because the paparazzi only surface when they are asked to.

They must have the same agents, there’s more to this story, this is the guy who was brought up by Weinstein…so whatever damage control is going on…it’s going one here….

I guess when you’re famous, staged romance is really all your romances since no one is there for you, they are there for the IDEA of you…and when you’re Ana De Armas, a cuban trying to exist in Capitalism, you’ve likely done far worse than fuck someone like Ben Affleck to get to this point in your life where you’re not working at a Cuban resort cleaning hotel rooms…like CUBANS are typically supposed to…

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Here’s her ass in some Khakis….without the old pervert drunken dead weight…

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ANA DE ARMAS is some Cuban who escaped Cuba actress who made it in Spain after marrying a Spanish guy so that she didn’t have to go back to her communist Cuban cage…and who has now managed to get to America where she’s been in at least one movie that I know of…Blade Runner…where she was seen or packaged as this hot new actress and none of that really matters, since all of that is just superfical bullshit. when the real substance, the deep rooted core of everything is that she attends the fancy events she is invited to…with her nipples out…cuz nipples in a lace top, a thing that happens often, I saw three fat strippers smoking outside the strip club in similar fabric tops, nipples everywhere…and it’s a good look for sex workers, for celebrities who are basically just expensive sex workers, and for regular woman who just don’t know they are sex workers but only date rich guys…..so let Ana De Armas be your fashion inspo….

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Ana De Armas is some Cuban Actress who has escaped Cuba or is in exile, in some political protection, like one of the migrants that the USA is so excited about housing…

I think Trump’s whole campaign was based on how the Americans can help people who can’t handle living in their own dangerous and oppressive countries…that and obviously the dreamers program of illegals being legitimized…despite being illegals…AMERICA LOVES THAT…

People throw away all politics when the illegal in question is some babe in some remake of some movie they like…because hot chicks get it easy…especially when they are famous…

How can a CUBAN PUSSY be allowed in but not a CUBAN CIGAR…and don’t most CUBANS want to stay off the radar so that CUBA doesn’t fight to get them back…or the IMMIGRATION starts looking into that Social Security Number they’ve been using…

Where is this EMBARGO they speak of? Is this Obama’s doing?

Who cares, she’s hot, and we like hot…but based on my deep historical study and analysis into Ana De Armas residency in America…from WIKIPEDIA. The 30 year old came to America in 2014 after already making it in SPAIN at the age of 18….when she married a Spanish actor for his passport…so it was some convoluted way in….that the rich and good looking get to do…because they are rich and good looking….

The more interesting thing about Cuba, far more interesting than Ana De Armas, is that you can get there for cheap….you can have a slice of paradise, beach life, ocean front all you can eat and drink paradise, for cheap, flight and hotel included for 600 dollars…and then there’s the local whores, they’re 40 dollars a day, or less….young hot cuban whores…just trying to do better for themselves…and hopefully get knocked up by some lonely Canadian fuck to save them from Cuba, because not all Cubans are as lucky as this turncoat escapee Ana De Armas….

Point of the story, she’s in a bikini.

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Ana De Aramas is the Cuban to America actress who I think is in Blade Runner (the new one, not the one from when the Cuban Revolution was happening)….

I am too lazy to google her, because if you’re like me, you’ll agree that any Cuban girl who has made it out of Cuban and is starring or even being cast in mainstream movies that aren’t sex videos, is a waste of a Cuban girl.

I’ll have you know that as a Canadian, CUBA has been our Sex Tourism destination since the Americans were locked out, communism rule took over, and cheap resorts, we’re talking 400 dollars CANADIAN…which is like 300 dollars US…for 7 days of all you can eat, drink…including FLIGHTS….cheaper than LIVING in Canada….I can spend 300 dollars a night here just on beer…not that I have 300 dollars…but people do, retired people do, and that 300 dollar trip, leaves them with ample money to hire a 100 dollar a week 18 year old Cuban girl and possibly her best friend to be your girlfriend for the week.

Sure it may come with STDs, but CUBA has a great healthcare system, these girls can get treated before they get to you….

But it’s better, and often times hotter than this Cuban acrtress who has made it, who makes money and who is a different kind of sex worker…the kind we don’t sex with.

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Hey Look a Cuban in Men’s Underwear for GQ, a Men’s Site, to celebrate female empowerment, or maybe first generation immigrants, or maybe diversity, because you live in a country where you can’t smoke a cuban cigar, but you can have sex with a Cuban actress to cast her in your movies like the good old time, from the glory era of the Silver Screen when fucking for a role was the norm….being WEINSTEINED not frowned upon but rewarded…

I hope she’s actually cuban, because otherwise that ruins my post…a post no one reads or will noticed is ruined…

Thank god for Irrelevance..

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Ana De Armas is some Cuban Actress who has escaped Cuba or in exile due to breaching the communist regime, or maybe she was hot enough to get married to a Foreigner who was there on vacation, something we see a lot of in Canada, because Cuba was the asshole resort destination for poor white people the entire time the USA was blocking Cuba out for Communism…

So for 40 years, we’ve had hot cuban chicks like we were Florida roll through and set up shop here, but more interestingly, I’ve known so many perverts who would go down to Cuba for months at a time to fuck these hot young things…

Ana De Armas isn’t quite young, but she is hot, and I guess strategic, or very rich…as she’s been cast in the new Blade Runner, I’d wonder how that happened, but remember the director is from Montreal, and Montrealers love Cuba, to go down and have a slice of paradise and cheap, we’re taking 40 dollar whores…

MAGICAL times…and here she is whoring for hollywood…in the Blade Runner Trailer…

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She did GQ to promote Blade Runner..I guess she’s the new Margot Robbie…you know naked chick in a big movie to become legit…

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