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2020

26

Mar

Ana de Armas in Tight Pants Working as Ben Affleck’s Handler of the Day

Ana de Armas is clearly a hired handler for Affleck. I don’t know who coordinated this, but it could be Oprah, or Ellen, or maybe it was Tom Hanks….who they are saying is in jail because of being a PEDO and not actually COVID-19ed. The internet is a magical place, where they call out all these conspiracies, but always miss the ones that are actually happening, to fuck over our useless existence as the plebs that we are.

Point being, there’s no way Ana de Armas, some Cuban born, escaped communism through marriage to a Spanish actor, moved to America after divorcing her exit pass from Cuba, only to get cast in a series of movies as a new it-girl, when actual actors in America with agents can’t seem to pull that off…suspicious….and now all of a sudden at his point of her career, which is at an all time high, she decides to date Affleck…get the fuck out of here….

There’s no girl, communist or not, actively dating Affleck, especially when she’s got a pile of money, while knowing how to live off 5 cents of rationed bread a day….actively seeking Affleck, a drunk with a bunch of kids…he’s just not that cool, or interesting, or relevant…sure he’s rich and Affleck…but bitch could have whatever connected dick she wants in her.

She’s clearly being paid for this….you know since his last girlfriend was a legit hooker pretending to be a playboy model…

Romance….to promote movies and careers. Disgusting humans.

Not to mention, obviously a PR thing, for both of them, or just him, since he’s paying her….because we haven’t seen Affleck in paparazzi pics basically ever…now all of a sudden, during a quarantine, he’s out holding hands with a bitch daily….fuck Hollywood and their lies….and their liars that spew those lies…

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2019

03

Jun

Ana De Armas Nipples of the Day

Ana Des Armas Topless Knock Knock Nipples 2

Ana De Armas is in some VIVA CUBA! style scene with her full tit out, as they need to be, because if you’re an actress who wants to be taken seriously, you need to broaden your audience and this is how you do it…

Her story – exciting – how could a child of communism make it in America despite the CUBAN Embargo..

Did she swim across to Key West, or ride a make-shift raft like Elian Gonzalez…

Is she in exile due to breaching the communist regime, or maybe she was hot enough to get married to a Foreigner who was there on vacation, something we see a lot of in Canada, because Cuba was the asshole resort destination for poor white people….

Which means the often time underage hookers are affordable…cuz the money there isn’t there…we’re talking week long all inclusives, flight and everything for 700 dollars travel..

I mean who cares about her when looking at the tits is what it’s about.

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2019

29

Apr

Ana De Armas Nipples of the Day

Ana De Armas See Through Nipples 3

ANA DE ARMAS is some Cuban who escaped Cuba actress who made it in Spain after marrying a Spanish guy so that she didn’t have to go back to her communist Cuban cage…and who has now managed to get to America where she’s been in at least one movie that I know of…Blade Runner…where she was seen or packaged as this hot new actress and none of that really matters, since all of that is just superfical bullshit. when the real substance, the deep rooted core of everything is that she attends the fancy events she is invited to…with her nipples out…cuz nipples in a lace top, a thing that happens often, I saw three fat strippers smoking outside the strip club in similar fabric tops, nipples everywhere…and it’s a good look for sex workers, for celebrities who are basically just expensive sex workers, and for regular woman who just don’t know they are sex workers but only date rich guys…..so let Ana De Armas be your fashion inspo….

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2018

12

Nov

Ana De Armas See Through of the Day

Ana De Armas is some Cuban Actress who has escaped Cuba or in exile due to escaping the communist regime, or maybe she was hot enough to get married to a Foreigner who was there on vacation, something we see a lot of in Canada, because Cuba was the resort destination for poor white people the entire time the USA was blocking Cuba out….keeping the whores cheap….

So for 40 years, we’ve had hot Cuban chicks like we were Florida roll through and set up shop here, but more interestingly, I’ve known so many perverts who would go down to Cuba for months at a time to fuck these hot young things…because they are sex workers looking for some extra money…and what better way to get paid than 20 dollar blowjobs…you can make more than a month’s wages with one load on your face….

Unfortunately Ana De Armas, from the new (now old) Blade Runner, moved to Spain, married a Spanish actor, never had to go back to Cuba thanks to that Spanish Passport, and is now in America doing that Penelope Cruz Spanish in Hollywood dreams…working for that Oscar like only a good communist work camp survivor can do….

But it is safe to saw the more famous she gets, the richer she gets, the more she’ll forget her roots…it happens to everyone who gets successful…the struggle becomes nothing more than some story they can pull into the press release by their publicist….rather than a possibility for her to run back to… when it all fails.

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2018

04

Oct

Ana De Armas Bikini Erotica of the Day

Ana De Armas Tits Ass Bikini 5

Ana De Armas is some Cuban Actress who has escaped Cuba or is in exile, in some political protection, like one of the migrants that the USA is so excited about housing…

I think Trump’s whole campaign was based on how the Americans can help people who can’t handle living in their own dangerous and oppressive countries…that and obviously the dreamers program of illegals being legitimized…despite being illegals…AMERICA LOVES THAT…

People throw away all politics when the illegal in question is some babe in some remake of some movie they like…because hot chicks get it easy…especially when they are famous…

How can a CUBAN PUSSY be allowed in but not a CUBAN CIGAR…and don’t most CUBANS want to stay off the radar so that CUBA doesn’t fight to get them back…or the IMMIGRATION starts looking into that Social Security Number they’ve been using…

Where is this EMBARGO they speak of? Is this Obama’s doing?

Who cares, she’s hot, and we like hot…but based on my deep historical study and analysis into Ana De Armas residency in America…from WIKIPEDIA. The 30 year old came to America in 2014 after already making it in SPAIN at the age of 18….when she married a Spanish actor for his passport…so it was some convoluted way in….that the rich and good looking get to do…because they are rich and good looking….

The more interesting thing about Cuba, far more interesting than Ana De Armas, is that you can get there for cheap….you can have a slice of paradise, beach life, ocean front all you can eat and drink paradise, for cheap, flight and hotel included for 600 dollars…and then there’s the local whores, they’re 40 dollars a day, or less….young hot cuban whores…just trying to do better for themselves…and hopefully get knocked up by some lonely Canadian fuck to save them from Cuba, because not all Cubans are as lucky as this turncoat escapee Ana De Armas….

Point of the story, she’s in a bikini.

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2018

31

Jul

Ana De Aramas Getting Wet in a Bikini of the Day

Ana De Aramas Getting wet in a Bikini

Ana De Aramas is the Cuban to America actress who I think is in Blade Runner (the new one, not the one from when the Cuban Revolution was happening)….

I am too lazy to google her, because if you’re like me, you’ll agree that any Cuban girl who has made it out of Cuban and is starring or even being cast in mainstream movies that aren’t sex videos, is a waste of a Cuban girl.

I’ll have you know that as a Canadian, CUBA has been our Sex Tourism destination since the Americans were locked out, communism rule took over, and cheap resorts, we’re talking 400 dollars CANADIAN…which is like 300 dollars US…for 7 days of all you can eat, drink…including FLIGHTS….cheaper than LIVING in Canada….I can spend 300 dollars a night here just on beer…not that I have 300 dollars…but people do, retired people do, and that 300 dollar trip, leaves them with ample money to hire a 100 dollar a week 18 year old Cuban girl and possibly her best friend to be your girlfriend for the week.

Sure it may come with STDs, but CUBA has a great healthcare system, these girls can get treated before they get to you….

But it’s better, and often times hotter than this Cuban acrtress who has made it, who makes money and who is a different kind of sex worker…the kind we don’t sex with.

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2018

28

Mar

Ana De Armas in Panties for GQ of the Day

Ana De Armas in her panties for GQ

Hey Look a Cuban in Men’s Underwear for GQ, a Men’s Site, to celebrate female empowerment, or maybe first generation immigrants, or maybe diversity, because you live in a country where you can’t smoke a cuban cigar, but you can have sex with a Cuban actress to cast her in your movies like the good old time, from the glory era of the Silver Screen when fucking for a role was the norm….being WEINSTEINED not frowned upon but rewarded…

I hope she’s actually cuban, because otherwise that ruins my post…a post no one reads or will noticed is ruined…

Thank god for Irrelevance..

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2017

20

Sep

Ana De Armas Tits for Blade Runner of the Day

Ana De Armas tits in blade runner

Ana De Armas is some Cuban Actress who has escaped Cuba or in exile due to breaching the communist regime, or maybe she was hot enough to get married to a Foreigner who was there on vacation, something we see a lot of in Canada, because Cuba was the asshole resort destination for poor white people the entire time the USA was blocking Cuba out for Communism…

So for 40 years, we’ve had hot cuban chicks like we were Florida roll through and set up shop here, but more interestingly, I’ve known so many perverts who would go down to Cuba for months at a time to fuck these hot young things…

Ana De Armas isn’t quite young, but she is hot, and I guess strategic, or very rich…as she’s been cast in the new Blade Runner, I’d wonder how that happened, but remember the director is from Montreal, and Montrealers love Cuba, to go down and have a slice of paradise and cheap, we’re taking 40 dollar whores…

MAGICAL times…and here she is whoring for hollywood…in the Blade Runner Trailer…

She did GQ to promote Blade Runner..I guess she’s the new Margot Robbie…you know naked chick in a big movie to become legit…

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