Ana De Armas is the hot Cuban actress who escaped communism through some loophole that involved marrying some famous dude in Spain…was she Human Trafficked, or was she saved, or are the two interchangeable, I don’t know…

I just know that from Spain she was able to take her hotness to America, where along with being shit on by Ben Affleck, possibly literally shit on by Ben Affleck, but maybe it ended with HERPES and not FECES, I wasn’t there….

I just know that she is what sparked his interest in fucking a hispanic latin based Spanish blooded woman, leading to him visiting the cryptkeeper where they keep J.Lo or one of her host bodies in a hyperbolic chamber “resting”, to get them to rent her out to him like it was the early 2000s and her g-string was pulled up over her low rise jeans the way NATURE intended….

NOW…I think Ana De Armas is hot, now less than before, because of that stint with Affleck, but still hot and staring at her panties that match her dress, strategic panties like an old lady heading out on a walk in her track suit….but BETTER, cuz her tits are pushing through the military looking, tribute to her Cuban roots communist military dress hard…

Now if only she lost the fucking mask….because this mask in the outdoors shit is just stupid..and makes cum tribute facials SO hard to properly execute….which is why we’re all here right?

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