Nothing like a CUBAN REFUGEE turned celebrity to remind you that the system must be fucking rigged, since there are girls as hot and talented and CUBAN as Ana De Armas who aren’t being human trafficked to the top of the Hollywood charts with important movie roles where she plays the hot pussy, a fake relationship with Ben Affleck the handler after a few years of pretty shitty roles..all it takes is a dream and some Russian Ketchup since you can’t get HEINZ in Cuba…but you can get Cigars..

I just don’t believe any celebrity origin story, there too much money involved for the people they create into celebs to not be fully owned…..or at least to not have a more fucked up origin story….this is all by design….and you have to think if you were a billionaire and you controlled who got famous, you’d be sure it was someone you’d make money off of that wouldn’t go rogue on you…and if you were to house her in a bunker when training her for 20 years before making her famous…you’d definitely come up with a story like “She was from Cuba but ended up in Spain married to some famous actor there only to come to America”…..maybe things do just happen organically, but I doubt it…..

That’s not the point though, the point is that despite being a giant fucking whatever, a professional liar, all celebs are boring and unimpressive no matter how hard they try to convince you otherwise….but I’ll still appreciate a nude scene, I’m not that crazy…you can HATE CELEBRITY and celeb culture and Hollywood’s propa-arianna-granda…but to hate their tits would just be dumb….

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