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2020

04

May

Hilary Duff’s Leaky Pussy of the Day

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Hilary Duff is looking better than ever in terms of her body, but terrifying in terms of her face, it’s likely some sort of midlife crisis the mom of 2 with different dads because she’s not as wholesome as Disney wants her to be….at least in public…because behind the scenes everyone in the entertainment industry is some awful level of pervert who thinks he is above the law…

Anyway, she’s been getting fit since her baby, which has clearly made her look better than when she was thick and muscular…but she’s still thick and muscular and she’s out in some pink outfit and a mask…where you can’t see her actual pussy lips because she’s wearing some sort of pad.

The question is whether the pad is there to deal with some STDs that come from being and oversexed famous person in Hollywood…living the dream….or if she’s got weak pelvic floor from all the kids and pees herself like a menopausal…or is she just constantly horny, that it’s just GROOLING that PUSSY juice all day to the point she needs absorbent padding rather than get a wet spot.

SO MANY questions…


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2020

04

May

January Jones Fat Single Mom Tits in a Skimpy Bikini of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about 45 year old actresses who clearly sucked dick to be actresses, or the tits they floated in on….but I know that January Jones has a loyal fanbase of perverts who like her 45 year old tits and all the ways they sag thanks to being sloppy as shit….

So this skimpy bikini top where you can basically see full tit, thanks to that mom nipple that’s been turned into a baby feeding spout…for a baby that has no dad or that has no public dad because I am sure January Jones has at least a top 4-5 possible dudes who came in her the month the kid was conceived, and at least one of them has paid her off to keep her mouth shut….which is probably how they got in this mess in the first place..if only she opened that damn mouth…dude would have a less permanent place to fucking bust his load.

As much as I want to hate on these big mom tits in a bikini, I can’t help but appreciate the big mom tits in a bikini, not because they are good tits, but because they are tits, and this is the only kind of content January Jones should be putting out there.

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2020

30

Apr

Britney Spears Workout of the Day

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There’s a story trending about how Britney Spears burnt down her gym with “candles’ she left out in an attempt to kill herself, or escape, or maybe it was really just an accident because she’s so heavily medicated.

Who knows…but she’s down to two pieces of equipment because that insurance money hasn’t come in, even though any fitness brand would send her any products her and her trainer boyfriend want for free…so to celebrate she decided to do a jittery, crackhead on drugs, maybe a schizo on schizo drugs with all those body shake side effects they have…to tell the world she needs help..or to say at 39 she’s still fun to watch move…even though she’s 39 and that makes no logical sense.

I still think a Britney in Captivity is worth watching hump the air like the nutjob she is…the rich version of the toothless homeless crackhead offering a blowjob for a warm cup of soup.

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2020

29

Apr

Margot Robbie is Nasty in Shorts of the Day

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If you don’t look at these pics of Margot Robbie in some oversized shorts and say to yourself “Damn this bitch is overrated”…then you are a fucking idiot.

She is average in her looks, in her acting, and whether she sucked up Weinstein of a Weinstein equivalent to launch her career that keeps on fucking giving, despite none of her acting roles being good, compelling or worthy of the hype…other than her Wolf of Wall Street nude scenes…that’s really ALL she is good for…and not even THAT good…or good enough to create the career she has had.

So whenever I see actors wrongfully celebrated or cast as the headliner when really they should be the extra naked in the hot tub or whatever the naked extra is needed for…I feel lied to.

When I see Margot Robbie who must be 48 years old, but maybe that’s just from the harsh Australian sun….I think…you’re all a bunch of fucking sheeple.

So as she walks no mask, in shorts that could double as a hazmat suit, I think either she’s pregnant…or just dumpy….and her career a fucking lie…not that she cares she’s got PAID…better than stripping or hooking like she’s probably better suited for…I mean based on what I’ve seen I think she’d be a good escort…manipulating, role playing etc….

I admit, my opnion of her could change relatively quickly if these shorts weren’t so damn big, I’m a flip flopper like that.

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2020

29

Apr

Alicia Silverstone’s Fat Booty of the Day

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This one goes out to all the Clueless fans who jacked off to Clueless because it came out before there was really access to internet porn…the mainstream broadband companies didn’t want you having access until they found the best way to track and document your every move…and that took time…but they distracted you with movies during that time which made masturbating far less challenging now that you’ve been exposed to so much insanity, that you can’t even get your dick to work….you know there was a time when cleavage was enough, or a hard nipple in a t-shirt enough….now you’re spending hours a day trying to find that one video clip that gets you…and clueless in 1995 was the movie before the internet took over in about 1996.

Either way…she’s wearing sweatpants like a chubby instagram influencer rocking a huge fat ass like she’s a Kardashian or Jenner or chubby instagram influencers…because this is what the evolution of ass has become…and I don’t really mind it…even though she’s about 100 fucking years old.

What I do mind is the gut though, like what is that, is she pregnant or just lazy and into eating everything because she knows she’s expired so why bother…

I guess what we’ve learned here today is that a fat ass is only as good as it’s front.

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2020

29

Apr

Old Granny TikTok of the Day

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There’s an oufit swapping trend on TikTok, the Chinese spyware app that is tracking the American youth’s every move and they don’t care because they just want to song and dance man…

This is the outfit swapping trend video that went viral for the trend involving some girl in her instagram / CAM GIRL lingerie and her granny…who swap outfits in a terrifying yet brilliant exchange.

I ran this by my Millennial constituents / committee and they told me it was old news and that I’ve already seen it and may have even posted.

Luckily, I rely on you being more out of touch than me, so that when I put it up it’s new to you….

Not to mention this is so twisted, weird, hilarious, disturbing….hot…that I can’t repost it again if I have already posted it….

I just hope for the Granny’s sake, she didn’t get herpes or Chlamydia, you know kids these days…all banged out on dating apps and shit.

Posted in:SFW|TIKTHOT|TIKTOK|Videos

2020

28

Apr

Jordyn Jones Workout of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is not Tom Jones’ daughter. She’s not Jenny Joness daughter. She’s not Tommy Lee Jones’ Daughter….give me more celebs with the last name Jones….JAMES EARL JONES…not his daughter either….I’ve gone down this route with this one before. My goto wtf am I going to say about a hot blonde chick from instagram showing off her workouts, which by default means she’s showing off her tight body in motion, because that’s what working out is for most people who aren’t 300 pounds and pretending to workout to justify eating the entire cake, or to appease their doctors, or to not die of COVID cuz a lot of the death are us fat fucks who don’t take care of ourselves…because why bother when slutty girls like this can do it for us.

I mean if we were to go to Gyms like we lived in Georgia, we couldn’t get the full experience if a girl like this was there squatting, because we are decent in our perversion and try to be discreet…

But on the internet…I can zoom in on where she shits from…and target just the pixels I want to cum to…asssuming I could still cum…I’m old and fat and that all ties back to the obesity-related diseases…

So who Jordyn Jones is doesn’t matter…who fucking cares…she’s got a rocking body…she shows off in ways she can pretend are wholesome….leaving me with questions…life changing questions like….where are the nudes…if we are all going to die…give us the damn nudes…before it is too late..

Posted in:Jordyn Jones|SFW

2020

27

Apr

Kylie Jenner in Make-Up to Off-Set Her Nasty Pics last Week of the Day

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On April 20th, Kylie Jenner was seen out in public looking like her actual troll self. SEE THE PICS HERE

This is the most she has looked like the before picture that circulates the internet when discussing how fucked up the level of face injections and make-up she wears is. You know when we remember how bad she is for society’s youth who follow her troll fucking fat ass….it’s disgusting…

On April 24th, Kylie clearly didn’t like people laughing at what she actually looked like, so somehow created this version of her that she wants you to think is the real version of her…. SEE THE PICS HERE

Since it was so fucking drastic a change, I figured it was important to remind you, that this bitch is a fucking troll….don’t believe what you see on the internet…these people are all fucking evil.

4 Days man…that’s all a bitch needs to REINVENT herself from what she actually looks like to what the world thinks she looks like.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2020

24

Apr

Lais Ribeiro’s Bikini Selfies of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is in a sauna doing some bullshit self care lie that these people of instagram pretend they do because they know so much about health and wellness because they are overpaid and hot.

Get the fuck out of her with your “self care” nonsense…and just stick to being hot.

She’s a 29 year old Victoria’s Secret model who had a kid when she was underage because of Catholicism and being a slut who lets dudes cum in her….

I figured they brought her in from Brazil in their Human Trafficking they used to do before they were linked to Epstein.

Sure Victoria’s Secret, you just happen to source these girls totally randomly in all these countries around the world that aren’t the USA, to give million dollar contracts with…with no dark side…or perverted side to the process.

Just like you manufacture the yeast infection / covid pussy as we call it, panties in CHINA factories with Slave Labor….to finance your mall brand and all your mall locations that are quickly going broke because there is nothing premium about DOLLAR STORE bullshit…..

They think it has to do with not being WOKE and did some knee jerk reaction to pretend to be woke after 20 years of using international sex workers….all of a sudden they life fat girls and trannies…get the fuck out of here…

However, they have brought us some good over the years, and clearly at 29, this Lais Ribeiro chick is looking awesome for a teen mom..

Keep the selfies coming! So we can….keep coming…if you jerk off to this kind of thing instead of actual porn…

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2020

24

Apr

Ashely Tisdale’s Shitty Bathing Suit of the Day

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Ashely Tisdale is some dog shit high school musical Disney produced pile of nothing….

Over the course of her career that involved being on High School Musical…and that’s about it…she has been confused for being a hot chick.

They really marketed her as the hot one.

People really bought into that storyline because people are mindless sheep who don’t have eyes, brains or opinions of their own.

Which is too bad because it lets shit filter through the cracks, into our water and next thing you know we all have water born illness, shitting ourselves for years…in the form of Ashely Tisdale existing.

At least she got a nose job and tries to use her tits to divert from her life changing deviated septum surgery / nose job….that I guess was positioned as life changing but was really an attempt to make her less ugly.

They failed.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW