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2020

14

May

Kira Kosarin in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

Kira Kosarin posted this yellow bikini celebration of her tits a few days ago for her pervert fans.

She’s got 5 million of them, so even though you don’t even know who she is, unless you know who she is, in which case you should probably be reported to the authorities since her celebrity only happened before she was 18 on a Nickelodeon show. I am not sure it was a Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Daddy show, but I am sure it is equally perverted….

She’s apparently doing the whole music thing, since music is easy money to supplement her social media income and I guess this is her promoting that the right way, the only way girls know how, it will be interesting when this #metoo movement is less hypocritical and women get where they gotta go without showing tit. That will never happen because women LOVE showing tit…and whining about it so you don’t think they are showing tit for attention, that’s misogynistic, even if they are showing tit for attention, that’s her right as a woman, don’t man-splain to her otherwise…fucking stupid as shit.

She’s 22 now, she’s from Florida, which seems to be the hub for these stage parents, I guess it’s either meth, bath salts, fishing or sell my whore daughter to the industry…..

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2020

12

May

Madison Beer Bra Top of the Day

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Madison Beer has been sexualized for what I assume has been her entire life.

Her pimp of a mother threw her and her average level of talent on youtube, hoping for Bieber fame and the perverts of youtube came a watching….

Youtube is a multi-billion dollar product of a multi-billion dollar public traded company that pretend to be culturally relevant and advertiser safe as they pay off shitty kids who “create” shitty vlogs 100s of millions of dollars a year to buy their “cool” or relevance, but as a microcosm of society, a huge percentage of the views come from perverts because we are all fucking perverts, but it takes a real special kind of pervert, one who should be arrested kind of pervert, who flood the young girl on youtube videos!!

Anyway, the perverts jack off to the young girls, the young girls or their moms are addicted to the views so they keep up the content, which is the last thing a parent, who is supposed to protect her kids should do…but those views man…addictive.

Anyway, with the views she tricked the mainstream into signing her, and the only skill she has is showing off her tits, sexualizing herself….and using the record deal to call the paparazzi to capture these moments….

Despite being a signed artist….who has no hit songs, where are the hit songs Madison Beer? Or is all she got is a willingness to show tits. Which as it turns out is a better skill to have than singing.

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Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2020

12

May

Doja Cat in her Bra of the Day

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Doja Cat is some singer who was born to some single Jewish mother, who got knocked up by some South African actor named Dumisani Dlamini, who she claims she has never met, which makes for an exciting bag of daddy issues for us perverts who rely on daddy to make girls produce the kind of content we get off to.

She is one of the first TIKTOK artists, meaning TikTok likes her music, people use it to make their silly content and that content is carrying her songs and getting her hype. It can be that easy for some I guess.

This is one of her viral songs with over 100 million views:

As it turns out, along with her dumb name, she’s also got tits.

What a way to start the Day….I am sure you can google far better pics of her…these are like the worst pics of her ever.

Posted in:Doja Cat|SFW

2020

08

May

Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Vs Vanessa Hudgens of the Day

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How about a lame clickbait game that won’t get any clicks…because that’s the kind of operation we run.

A little High School Musical who would you rather edition because these lame ideas work on all the other sites and the people who own those sites are fucking rich…give me some of that…it’s a GLobal Pandemic and I have new computers to buy thanks to fucking my other computer.

So in this showdown boys and girls and perverts….we’ve got Hudgens who is hot..

Tisdale who is not…but who you may think is hot, that confusion has been known to happen…and if you are one of the confused one who thinks she’s hot…you’re just being racist.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2020

07

May

Florence Pugh Rhymes with Poo in a Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know why there’s so much hype around Florence Pugh rhymes with Poo, I think old nerds like that their leader Zach Braff is fucking her, you know some live vicariously through a rich sitcom star by accepting the young Oscar Nominates actress he fucks, into their celebrity masturbation fantastis…but there is a lot of hype around her…because I guess Hollywood needs new blood on the regular to keep things interesting, so when they find one that can pull it off, they milk it from every angle to make her the high payday girl she’s become..

Who cares, I’m only hear for the cleavage in a magazine…

Posted in:Florence Pugh|SFW

2020

07

May

Hilary Duff’s Bikini Titties of the DAy

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Hilary Duff is working hard to steal the influencer money from the influencers like all the celebs are, because why else would they be on this get nude or semi nude on the instagram for the fans, clearly, it’s to grow the audience and reclaim what is theirs….the adoration of the public. She wasn’t on a Disney show for nothing mother fuckers. She did that to be the media empire she is meant to be and social media is one of those verticals.

I assume the COVID was coordinated by the celebs to give them nothing else to do but produce their own content, to their actual fans, blowing these other losers who made a career out of it realize they ain’t shit, despite thinking they are the shit…let the real celebs bring the influencing and let the people who call themselves influencers go to sex work.

That said, here is her bikini top!

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2020

07

May

Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini of the Day

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Big girl Ireland Baldwin’s out here in a bikini, still trying to position herself in this Social Media world.

Which is a weird concept to me, why seek validation and acceptance from strangers? When you’re already rich and have nothing to work for, is it a new form of currency?

Like her generation is so useless that they put that much value on social media clout and audience instead of doing something that actually matters? Their goal is to be the hot half naked bitch on instagram amongst hundreds of thousands of girls doing the same thing? Or is it just a rush to post bikini pics and get likes, like just a hobby or a sideline reinforcement. Since they are rich, it’s like “why not, what else is there to do”…while there is so much more fulfilling shit to do…

I get that it is just a bikini pic, but she probably spent 5 hours getting it done, with 100s of shots that she photoshops….and I’m not complaining, I’ll look at the big girl, or any girl in a bikini shoot.

I am just saying all these women who want respect could be doing so much fucking more with their time than this. It’s almost pathetic of them….but I’m conflicted, as much as I hate it, life would be more dull without it.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2020

07

May

Sydney Sweeney Hard Nipple of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney’s nipple is hard in a white swimsuit, I figure that’s a good way to utilize her tit. It is a great tit. One good enough to inspire love songs and poetry….fucking poetry and poetry is the dumbest, most shameful shit.

I like this new blood in Hollywood, because we need that talent that doesn’t come in from social media. I like the trickle down effect. I want the billion dollar media companies telling me what I like, need and want….especially when it comes packaged with fat titties.

Posted in:SFW|Sydney Sweeney

2020

07

May

Toni Garrn Running her Cameltoe of the Day

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We can now refer to her as TOE-ny – am I right? No? Or just old, tired and terrible at blogging? Who cares.

This bitch has a huge enough cameltoe, I guess you’d need one to get as far as she got in this model game..

Not to mention she’s German, and Germans love stretched out / shit on…whatever Berliner sex dungeon frequenting weirdo.

I do not give a fuck about Toni Garrn as a model, so I don’t care about her cameltoe, but it’s still solid pussy definition…a good old fashioned cameltoe and that’s what counts.

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Posted in:SFW|Toni Garrn

2020

06

May

Carolyn Murphy Weird Animal Shoot of the Day

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Carolyn Murphy was one of the original models to have a sex tape leaked. This is going WAY back Machine.

So clearly she’s a lot of fun….and I am just saying that because she was involved in a Sex Tape that is available all over the internet…despite her having a team of lawyers run after anyone who posts it….cuz the internet always wins when it comes to this kind of thing…

I posted it long ago in THIS POST…so clearly I am not a relevant site because even I didn’t remember it was there…what an epic post though…I’ve done so much the last 15 years I don’t even remember any of it.

Either way, I don’t know why I found this shoot amazing, hilarious, maybe the animals, maybe the model, its a good time..and we need that.