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2020

21

May

Nina Dobrev Slutty in the Desert of the Day

I guess Nina Dobrev went on a Desert road trip from LA to Nevada to Utah ending in Arizona and she did a slutty sign photoshoot at each border because growing up in Eastern Europe before the family bribed their way into Canada meant crossing borders was impossible, so now that she’s rich and semi famous with all her IG followers…she can cross borders without fearing the KGB abducting her and throwing her in her cell to train her into being the next doped Olympic figure skater…she can just go ass out, legs spread…because freedom…not that any of us are free, but you get what I’m saying.

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2020

21

May

Sofia Richie in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Sofia Richie and Scott Disick have put their fake creepy vacation loving high end Kardashian bullshit relationship on hold, at least according to US WEEKLY who bring you the hard hitting bullshit no one cares about..

It’s a we’re just here for the Sofia Richie titties in a bikini, because they are better than Nicole Richie mom titties, even though Nicole Richie got fake titties after the babies, to try to seduce her homosexual “twin” from Good Charlotte Husband…you know nothing as good as the dick you were in the WOMB with.

POINT BEING….Sofia Richie and her titties in a bikini were out on the beach during the publicity stunt they are trying to create because they are basically Kardashians or Kardashian affiliates riding that Kardashian bullshit fame…that gets them paid…because even a useless Kardashian bottom feeder is better off than any of you fucks.

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2020

20

May

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens just posted this up on her instagram story a few minutes / hours ago…because she’s a rich Hollywood celebrity and she can afford a home with a pool.

I don’t know if it of her or her sister with the big titties, I just know that my new favorite celebrity to post is Vanessa Hudgens and least for this VERY short moment as I look at her bikini pics.

From High School Musical Disney training, to being half Filipino, to releasing a bunch of nudes of herself a decade ago before it was a thing, like the first mover she is….

To getting fit and hot post breaking up with her gay boyfriend of 12 years so that she can get all the smutty, but barely smutty, she is still a Disney Kid trying to have some level of shame, despite having had nudes leaked to the internet, it’s different when you can pretend you didn’t leak the nudes….

Point being…everyone is a slutty attention seeker and I’m all about sitting on the sidelines watching.

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2020

20

May

Dua Lipa in a Bikini of the Day

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Dua Lipa may just be fluffy bullshit pulled from YOUTUBE to appease a bunch of rich record executives trying to reach the youth from their mansions in LA, but she’s also got titties…

The young pop tart and voice of her generation, she’s real popular you see, fucks a Hadid, the man one…no not Bella and/or the Sugar Daddy dad….but the brother…so you know that pussy is as relevant as it gets for her generation….a youtube success story, a mainstream music success story, people who think they are important stick their dick in her…it’s just living the fucking dream…

In living the dream, or being a young voice of a generation, with tits…girl’s out here showing those tits…in a free the nipple, without freeing the nipple, bikini selfie porn that EVERY women has mastered thanks to the internet…it’s not just for models, whores, and back page girls anymore…it’s for ALL.

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2020

19

May

Rita Ora’s Hot Bikini Posing of the Day

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Rita Ora may be a virtual nothing of a celebrity, like if she has any self awareness she probably feels pretty fucking shitty about herself. I mean sure, she’s got a better life than she probably ever expected, or than anyone she knows. She’s rich, she’s famous…but she NEVER had the hits she probably thought she was going to have. She probably looked on Rihanna and was like “I’m coming” but instead of becoming a Rihanna…she’s an instagram bitch who relies on her big titty bikini pics.

So she came in strong, eager with an ego in tow…..only to basically fail in front of everyone luckily no one fucking cares, we don’t notice her failures, so she can keep them to her damn self.. we’re here for the tits and she does the tits.

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2020

18

May

Vanessa Hudgens Backyard Photoshoot of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens got all dressed up like she’s got somewhere to go, but she doesn’t. Which is what I took away from this photoseries that I think she’s pretty proud of….probably because she’s got a hard nipple in that sleazy and inappropriate for church top…but I guess this Filipino has lost her bond with JESUS and the Catholic church, it’s a generation thing….they believe in selfies and nudes not God…or if they do believe in God they are weirdos like Bieber and his Baldwin wife…which is obvious that they don’t believe in god NEARLY enough because they are still vapid, greedy, excessive fucks.

Don’t get confused, I am not a religious person, I don’t even believe in religion other than it being a great mechanism to control the population, something we clearly need now that everyone is nuts….not just a few of us…

So if everyone is a degenerate pervert weirdo, it takes out the fun for us old timer degenerate perverts, it’s like how the nerds feel when the cool kids embrace their world with shows like Game of Thrones or EVERY comic book movie in a WTF these motherfuckers would corner me in the bathroom and give me wedgies and now they are in line opening night to see Spiderman…what the fuck is that about…

Well, I feel like that when it comes to sleaze, not that I was an innovator, or a some contributor to the normalizing of nudes, I don’t have that impact or influence, but I was pretty comfortable chilling on my end being left alone…sexualizing things that were unintentionally perverted yet NOW…everything is fucking pervered…what the fuck is a pervert to do…right..stare at the tits.

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2020

15

May

Francia Raisa aka Selena Gomez’s Organ Donor Tits of the Day

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Francia Raisa is a fucking sucker…She was a nothing actress who wanted to be so close to celebrity that she gave her fucking organ for it.

You could argue that she was just a kind hearted girl who was there to help a friend, you know that’s the story they want you to think.

But the truth is that she was a fame whore, who got close enough to a top tier, like a groupie that she is and when she matched with GOMEZ, it was a dream come true…to be the Kidney that Selena survives because of…big moves, big power moves…to secure her place…

I mean I don’t know the actual truth, but to assume that Selena Gomez at her level of weirdness and fame isn’t harvesting organs, or cute girls who are a match, to keep her alive than you are crazy…this is exactly the reason you’d want to be rich and famous in the first place…so that you can do all the evil tyrant shit to survive or at least to stay entertained…

Anyway, since the organ trade off, a scar you see on her side in these titty pics, Francia has gone one to do nothing…she barely even has followers…and her claim to fame will forever be the person duped by Selena Gomez for an organ….which is probably more that she’d have accomplished without that…plus I am sure there was some sort of one time payment for the Kidney, otherwise this cunt is stupid.

Luckily stupid cunt is our favorite cunt.

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2020

15

May

Nicole Scherzinger Still Stripping of the Day

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I have always said that when Nicole Scherzinger first transitioned, she learned how to be a woman as a stripper or Vegas show girl, so TIKTOK must be a dream come true to her, it’s a place she can strip and still strip well into her 40s to remind you of her stripping dances that got her famous with the Pussycat Dolls all those years ago.

The fact is that she may not have been a stripper, and she may have just appropriated a stripper’s dance for her personal gain while actual strippers were dying in puddles of drug overdoses….in which case should be cancelled for appropriation but before she is…watch her stripper dance for Tiktok…she’s still got that manly hotness you love…proving that men, even as women, age better.

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2020

14

May

Sydney Sweeney Massive Tits of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the tits from Euphoria who I am expecting to have around for awhile because Hollywood still casts Jennifer Aniston as a love interest in movies, at least I assume they do, they shouldn’t, she’s old as shit…

This is the new blood now that the old blood like ScarJo and Emma Stone and Margot Robbie all hit 40 and are no longer relatable to the kids who aren’t watching these movies to begin with, because they are too busy taking selfies or TikToks…or being fucking weird internet people….thank god for the new blood because the old blood is drying up like their menopausal vaginas and we need fresher meat….and meat Sydney Sweeney has….in her titties….because her TITS are fucking huge.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:SFW|Sydney Sweeney

2020

14

May

Rita Ora Activewear Sports Bra Posing of the Day

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Rita Ora is giving you some park erotica goodness because she knows you are all locked in the hose and missing hot fit women in activewear in perverted poses presented as fitness, but that are really pussy hanging porno…..

Not that you aren’t all going to the park, I haven’t seen so much park action since the time I hired a hooker to eat my ass in the park after a night of drinking because I had shit myself earlier, didn’t shower, and felt it would be a proper use of how disgusting desperation looks…you know to actually get off…I don’t know if that counts as park action….

This is some Rita Ora for all you motherfuckers who aren’t getting your free entertainment in the park from slutty women who think you’re a creep because you are the definition of creep…..

This girl in the grass with her tits out, is less exciting to you than real life girls in the grass with their tits out, since you can’t show your appreciation but Rita Ora is basically one degree of being a real life girl…her celebrity is a “barely” despite what she may think or the number of followers she has…they are just there for the tits and she knows it…she’s a “My tits are famous” kind of groupie/sidekick/entourage….proven by how useless her music career has been when it’s been the only thing she’s worked towards all these years of existing.

The sports bra isn’t as good as topless…but it’s something.

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