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Daphne Groeneveld is Amazing of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is Amazing

I have been reporting every nipple I see on social media – not because I don’t like nipples – but because I feel slighted by society because I was always about FREEING THE NIPPLE – but I was never able to monetize it because advertisers called me porn – and now – all of a sudden it’s trendy and art and all these fuckers post their nipples – making my existence obsolete – because no one needs to go to one site that posts all the nipples – but rather they can just go to instagram, zuckerberg monopolizing on EVERYTHING…fuck that guy…

So this may or may not be a nipple from instagram of a model named Daphne Groeneveld who I find hot, but I’ve been told by people who know her that she’s pretty fucking weird looking in person…which makes sense..that face is like a muppet…and we don’t need to worry about her in person..it will never happen…so take in the pictures…right…right.

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Phoebe Price of the Day

Phoebe Price

Phoebe Price, better known as the goddess of Tennessee who is now in Hollywood, who pre-internet was able to get shot by the paparazzi by hanging out at the right LA places, thanks to LA being a place that attracts people looking for fame and willing to take it wherever they can…

Well, in keeping in the Holiday spirit, she decided to put on a Baywatch themed bathing suit and posed with a car…like the import model of all of our dreams…

It may not make sense, but the beauty of it is that it doesn’t need to make sense…it just happened, and is beautiful, take it in.

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Dina Meyer’s 48 Year Old Ass Clickbaits of the Day

Dina Meyer's 48 Year Old Ass

Dina Meyer was on Beverly Hills 90210, I don’t remember that show because it was 100 years ago, you know at the advent of television and my brain doesn’t really retain that much bullshit information from 100 years ago, as it is fully congested and filled up with useless information from today…

She was the lead in Johnny Mnemonic with Keanu Reeves, so there was a time when she likely thought she really made it..but never made it…

But at 48 years old she’s taken it upon herself to get on social media finding her own audience, her own way…showing her ass….

Oh and she posted a tweet about empowerment not shameless “Look at my old fucking ass”

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Nicki Minaj Threesome with herself of the DAy

Paper Magazine became relevant in the internet age – after being a successful magazine turned hipster fashion magazine turned struggling magazine – with a series of photos they did of Kim Kadashian’s fake ass balancing a champagne glass..you know the body dysmorphia, weird fucking porn chick that found commercial success as a virtual avon lady thanks to being early to the internet hustle…they called the series “breaking the internet’….because I guess Kim Kardashian’s ass, one we’ve seen many times before, even with dick inside it…balancing a champagne glass on her ass is what they consider breaking the internet…it may have been break the Paper Magazine servers big…their biggest traffic day ever maybe…but the internet? In a world that doesn’t care about Kim Kardashian…at least not on that level…I don’t really believe…so there were no repair men scrambling to fix the internet after those pics came out…maybe a few folding IKEA chairs broke in the process of the shoot but I can’t imagine much more…

It’s one of those – If we say it broke the internet, people will think it’s breaking the internet, because people are dumb fucks…situation.

Well, they’ve made a trend of it, a yearly tradition, like Christmas…and this year they featured Nicki Minaj having a threesome with herself on the cover…

Photoshopped to look like she’s eating herself out…

In what is not her actually eating herself out…

And I can’t imagine people caring…I mean it’s Nicki Minaj…who fucking cares…but they will thanks to having nothing better to do ….you know with being the dumb fucks that they are…

Magic wasn’t made, internets weren’t broken…the whole thing is actually pretty disgusting.

Also, her audience is teen girls, tweens really, is this how we want to see pop stars that target our youth.

Take her out back and shoot her…

Here are the rest of the pics….of her in a narcissistic threesome with herself that people are hyping up…even though she’s some scam drama school girl manipulating everyone with fake ass and tits…

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Kaia Gerber Bikini Picture of the Day

Kaia Gerber Bikini

Normally you’d be shocked a teenage girl was posting up seductive pictures of herself for social media, you know like what is this about, is this even legal, where are her parents…you know the kind of image that isn’t that innocent because it is half naked posing…even if it is just a “bathing suit”…she is but a child…you know the kind of image that would lead to getting a girl suspended from school, or maybe in a meeting with her priest to figure out what the deal is…

But when it comes to billionaire heiress Kaia Gerber, the product of Narcissistic Cindy Crawford, who is using her as some kind of revival of her ego, or barbie doll…the mom is actually behind the images..some stage mother shit..and it’s creepy…but not as creepy as how much you fucking love it…

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Liz Hurley Posts Her Nipples to Social Media of the Day

Liz Hurley Posts Her Nipples to Social Media

If there’s one thing I know about Liz Hurley, besides her being a hot bodied old lady who was once in Austin Powers….a movie I tend to forget exists…thankfully…It’s that she’s a money grubber, cock rider, wallet fucking, model who mooched off men to get wherever it is she got…because TITS don’t get you there alone..they take strategy…as all women have tits…and that strategy is “Kick back, close your eyes and let thing happen, so that you can turn around and ask for handouts, movie roles, etc”…

And now she’s sneaking her nipples onto her social media….look close it’s there.

From riding Hugh Grant’s dick until he rode dick to Hollywood, he’s a tranny fucker like Ryan Seacrest you know, to babies with billionaires, to still looking good because it’s all she knows…to nipples on social media…she’s so current…with her attention seeking famewhoring…it’s great.

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Elodie Christ is Good…of the Day

Elodie Christ

Jesus Elodie Christ….

She’s apparently a model, she goes by the name Elodie Christ, maybe it’s her actual name, maybe she’s one of Jesus’ distant relatives, who the fuck am I to know these things…

What I do know is that this is a shoot for Marie Claire France of her in some early 80s blazer….but more interestingly in her goddamn underwear on a studio floor…doing something I love…pantyhose over panties….it’s not something I google, but I do remember the first time my high school girlfriend changed out of her waitressing clothes when I was just a young pervert, a not very refined pervert, a pervert who didn’t know how to channel my perversion to make a massive fucking media empire no one has ever heard of…but more the kind of pervert who got an instant erection and was forced to jerk off on myself because she was tired as she posed in the bed….smelling like dirty feet from sweating in the pantyhose all day…but I didn’t care…the way it shaped her young tight body…was perfection…

Now that I am old as fuck, I don’t quite get the same excitement, but the memories are forever…and this instigated that…so here this is…to inspire your own pervert shit that happens when you see hot chicks named after your lord and saviour in her damn panties…

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Gal Gadot Riding the Fame Wave in GQ of the Day

Gal Gadot Riding the Fame Wave in GQ

Gal Gadot annoys me…

I just don’t find her that interesting, or that hot. I don’t watch comic book style movies, so I am not in love with her because she’s playing a new version of an old character I didn’t jerk off to when it was on TV in the 80s and don’t expect to jerk off to now. I am not against power women, I actually surround myself with power women, and think the concept of Wonder Woman is great, I am lazy and like to be supported, make me a housewife who doesn’t have to work please..it’s ideal…

I just don’t think Gal Gadot is a power woman, i think she’s an old actress, who used Jewish Guilt on Jewish producers, because if you know Jewish people, they all sympathize with Israel and send money to Israel, but don’t live in Israel…you see because she’s Israeli…

I think she’s a typical woman who uses her looks to seduce people into giving her what she wants, I mean she is an actress here, who gives a fuck about actresses, what the fuck do actresses do in the grand scheme of the world besides bitch about the grimy producer they fucked to get their career and blame him for being a molestor…forgetting they are the ones shoving his dick in their mouth…then turns on them and refuses to participate in movies if dude’s part of it…in a “you’re not that important, quick letting your fame get to your head cunt”…strategy she should be penalized for because she is replaceable…

It’s a weird time, a time where this puppet is just a puppet, but she’s cashing in and I guess that’s what matters..

I just prefer my Wonder Woman to be closer to 20 than 40…..but people buy into what they are sold and here she is in GQ….

Since that’s not enough of her…here she is:

1-In Another Magazine

2- At an Event Who Cares

In more intersting news, speaking of Justice League Premiere….check out this Brooke Ence Crossfit Games winner turned actor…bitch is SCARY…and there’s definitely a fetish up in here…..


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Britney Spears Workout Erotica of the Day

Britney Spears Workout Erotica

Britney Spears posted up some mom pushing 40 workout pics the other day – because her fitness is all she has or is allowed in the prison that is her multi-million dollar making life…

I like to think she’s training for some sort of elaborate escape on some Shawshank Redemption level, spending the last 18 years of her life trying to figure out how to get ownership of her life back, faking taking the meds that keep her submissive like she’s Brian Wilson, brainwashed into thinking about the importance of performing, her passion, the only thing she knows, because that’s what they’ve programmed her into thinking….so that she continues earning money for the family, the business, the empire, you can’t like your cash leader leave you at 18…that would be terrible business…so make her seem crazy, bribe a judge and own her….

But it’s probably just girl staying fit for her performing and a fit body, all toned and big titty, is a lot better than a fat body or a sloppy body, so at least the prison life’s been good on her fitness.

I’m a fan.

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Alexis Ren in a Thong of the Day

Alexis Ren In a Thong Hawaii

Your girl Alexis Ren, who you probably don’t know anything about, but you do know she’s got a hot tight body she likes to show off like a younger Sara Jean Underwood, traveling to amazing places, having amazing experiences, for both her and her bolt on tits….

An instagram account with so many fucking followers, but an instinct to be a slut too strong to go mainstream and sell the big brands for big money like a Kardashian, instead just use it to find the sugar daddy, it’s easier…weird strategy…

That’s about all I have to say about that.

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Hillary Duff’s Cameltoe Leaving the Gym of the Day

Hillary Duff's Cameltoe Leaving the Gym

Hilary Duff has some thick fucking thighs, so it’s only natural for her, like all other girls with thick fucking thighs, to wear some leggings, since normal jeans aren’t designed for their thick fucking legs..

I was never a Hilary Duff fan, the whole marriage, making kids, getting her vaginas sewn up, tightened, only for her to use that pregnancy weight to muscle up, through cross fit, squats, whatever else it is that these women to to look like tanks, capable of fucking as many dudes as possible…because she’s always got other boyfriends…banged out so hard that the pussy eats the leggings the thick legs are tearing apart. Hot.

Here she is….in some tight jeans…

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Josephine Skriver Artificial Intelligence of the Day

Josephine Skriver is a robot, or a humanoid, or an AI, which is nice because the future of women is going to be something we can program into doing what we want, without all the bullshit, while looking as good as this, so it’s very fucking future…

She was made in a lab with Human DNA, so she’s really fucking realistic, but the problem with her biologist making her human, is that she’s got the human brain and can be as annoying as you’d expect a human woman who looks this good to be…

What they should be working on is the body of a human, so it’s not so freaky when fucking the AI, because it’s human, while these other sex robots are just out of a horror movie…but the brain of a robot that we can program to be better that a real woman, you know less complaining and saying you’re a pervert weirdo 13 years after jerking off to her in a hotel room when she’s trying to seduce you into giving her a job.

I don’t know what this green screen shit is but it’s obviously for some VS fashion show transition shots to make the informercial more interactive with some after effects…

Who cares, hot chick, who is the future of human, made in a test tube, looking good.

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Allie Leggett Hot for Instagram of the Day

Allie Leggett Hot for Instagram

Allie Leggett is some former Miss Kentucky with some tits…

She’s been doing nude shoots for a long time now and they are great because she’s got some tits…

She’s been in some Playboy shoots because she’s got great tits….probably the peak of her career…

Cuz of those tits, she’s the kind of Kentucky girl you wish was you sister in your Appalachia back woods coal mining shanty…since you have a Kentucky backwoods incest fetish, I mean who doesn’t…

She also posts pics of her ass. Big fan of whatever is going on here.

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Elsa Hosk Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day

Elsa Hosk Victoria's Secret Fitting

Elsa Hosk is some Candice Swanepoel replacement, for when Candice was off making babies, becuase she is the same age as Candice and because all these girls were created in some lab, and this one was based on Candice DNA or some shit…

Before winning the Victoria’s Secret lottery, she was nude modelling for low level shoots, and I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, get naked, people may notice, and give you high profile work, assuming she wasn’t created in the lab like I think she was…

This is her trying on some shit.

She was in some lingerie for the VS SHow..




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Bella Hadid Weirdo Underwear Flash of the Day

The public underwear on social media is a very weird concept to me – because I come from an era where I didn’t get to see girl’s underwear unless it was by accident when they were wearing a skirt and the wind blew at them the right way, or if I negotiated a good deal and they ended up thinking it was a good idea to flash me, because ultimately it is always a good idea to flash me, but more importantly, girls actually like doing the flashing, otherwise, they wouldn’t do it…

It’s just that now with social media, people can sext the world, in one instagram story, that is positioned as “look at my body in underwear”….or “look how hot I look”…in a way that she can only get off looking at herself knowing a million people are watching herself…as she packages it as being part of the Victoria’s Secret informercial, who will cast anyone with a following, and anyone who can theoretically sell product…

It’s just a weird era where unsolicted panty flashing isn’t considered sex offense, even with the hard nipples, but if I was to show a bitch my dick she’d freak out and try to get me arrested…

It’s also a weird era where girls like Bella Hadid can get famous and successful despite being garbage plastic surgery ridden tacky rich kids who purchased their career thanks to DADDY.

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