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2020

12

Jun

Chantel Jeffries in Black Face of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is some trashy instagram girl who fucks rappers and DJs and Bieber and Diplo and The Chainsmokers and athletes and basically anyone because when you’re an ass on a THOT on instagram that has a large amount of followers, you get rich dudes slipping in the DM, so much so that you can make a career out of it.

She’s some military brat who apparently went to College unlike most Influencers…but until today, we had no idea that she’s part black, because she looked more like Kardashian / Jenner Black, which is not black at all, just a lot of spray tan and black cock…

Since it’s Black Lives Matter era, embrace that blackness, because she could be part black, who fucking cares, she’s just passable white who we just assumed was appropriating enough blackness to be relevant…

So put the hair in braids, reduce exposure on your pics, BLACK it UP and MILK it because if you have any black in you, even just black cock, you gotta milk it to make people think you are relevant…to make people want to work with you or fear cancelling you…to make people choose you over the white girls…even if it’s almost White Privilege coming through and taking work, eyeballs away from full black people who actually get racially profiled cuz they don’t pass themselves off as white.

I guess somewhere there’s a story of a girl embracing her blackness now that she can, even though she always could, but I don’t buy into any of that, to me this is just mooching….mooching like she mooches all that DJ cock…social climbing….but half naked for Rihanna’s lingerie….using all the trending trashy influencers to help wipe out Victoria’s Secret.

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2020

11

Jun

Aubrey Plaza Dog Walking in a Tank Top

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Aubrey Plaza caters or at least appeals but I like to think panders to the nerds…because any girl who gets a gig in the nerd world realizes how loyal and positive nerd fans are because they don’t normally get any female attention for being nerds and thus get so excited when a female is integrated into their world…..

They stay loyal and champion those women for their entire lives…Carrie Fisher is still being jacked off to on the daily by some of you…and she hasn’t been hot since the 70s…I mean…she’s dead…but you know what I mean…..and that is that at least one person out there has jerked off to DEAD Carrie Fisher because humans are weird.

Anyway, you get in with the nerds, it’s like being a singer who gets in with the country music crowd…it’s a lucrative fan base…

So here’s Nerd Icon Plaza in a tank top, which to nerds is basically naked…because they are nerds and not used to actual nudity.

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2020

11

Jun

Delilah Hamlin Bikini Weirdness of the Day

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There is really nothing much to say about Delilah Hamlin beyond that she is Lisa Rinna’s slutty daughter, which would be expected because Lisa Rinna was some plastic surgery ridden pile of shit slut who did playboy or basically did anything she could to make it in Hollywood, like the bottom feeder she is. I think she ended up on a Soap Opera before becoming a reality star. Anything for attention…

It’s that whore attitude that a mom needs to instil important morals and values into their own daughters, to keep the whore messaging alive. This is like the story telling modern man would tell from generation to generation before the printing press existed, only it’s more “how to use sexuality to get what you want”.

Like a Kris Jenner, Lisa Rinna wanted so much for herself, that she is spilling into her kids to carry that torch that she would have likely fucked herself with for the right producer, to keep the family legacy alive…

This is the behavior celebrated by the shitty people of Hollywood. Not to get their kids educated, or encourage them to be power women, they just want them to be shameless sluts like their mom.

It’s almost unfortunate, like seeing a stripper and her mom who is also a stripper, but more fancy cuz Hollywood….

I find it all pretty trashy, but luckily, trashy is all I’ve ever known.

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2020

10

Jun

Trying to Look Up Dakota Fanning Shorts of the Day

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The upshort is basically the upskirt with more obstacles thanks to that pesky crotch that should just be eliminated all together making it the upskirt we are more into….because there’s more exposure, easier access, better line of sight, etc….

However, I have seen some pretty hot upshorts, oftentimes in the form of pajama shorts that are just loose enough to expose a full pussy, so I would never discount the upshort ability to be hot, it’s just not going to be as good when the girl is getting out of a car, the prime upskirt moment….instead of a desperate attempt at a post by saying if you look from the right angle, that shadow could be her side pussy….

POINT being, Dakota Fanning, upskirt or upshort or not…creeps me the fuck out and has since her parents first traded her in, or sold her to the industry fro the good life….that has done so much for them like give Elle Fanning, the sister a career, but also allows them to drive Porches, even though I know strippers with the same car who are likely more damaged that Dakota so that’s a bad argument for the selling of children to Hollywood being evil, it worked all right for this one….

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2020

05

Jun

Ana Ivanovic Bikinis of the Day

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Here’s a professional tennis player Ana Ivanovic from Serbia who has made 10s of millions of dollars because tennis is the smartest sport for women to get involved in. That shit pays and watching it is heavily erotic. Them in their little skirts, flashing their panties, and moaning like they are taking a big dick…all in a stadium with millions of people watching because it is a great fucking sport to jerk off to….fancy.

She’s 32, probably retired by now, but in a bikini to remind you that if you’re a 6 foot tall serbian athlete, you’ll age better than than the average 32 year old…

She’s out on the beach in Majorca Spain, because she’s fancy and because COVID may not exist and I appreciate some good old fashioned bikini pics, it is what we need right now, or always….

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2020

04

Jun

Phoebe Price is on Some Other Planet of the Day

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Phoebe Price and her celebrity mocking that has made her some kind of very very very low on the totem pole celebrity…is hilarious.

I think what she does is the good work, the ultimate troll in part because she probably doesn’t realize it is a troll and she probably believes her own very low level of hype because the new generation of instagram have NO idea who she is and are really missing out because what she is is amazing.

She goes out and does the dumbest more humiliating shit for the paparazzi she is friends with, and those images, because they are by the paparazzi get published in tabloids…and girl gets noticed…get that stamp of approval or pat on her back…and goes on another day planning another WHAT THE FUCK moment in pop culture history.

It’s brilliant performance art, unfortunately, she doesn’t realize it is…and I am proud to call her a friend…who I sometimes get random texts from….but never texts including her sex tapes that I’ve been asking for all these years.

Here’s to fucking weirdos being fucking weirdos and the big tits that make those weirdos better than other weirdos doing the same weirdo things…

She is amazing and has no idea….and unfortunately either does anyone else….

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2020

03

Jun

Emma Roberts Booty Gets Coffee of the Day

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Emma Roberts and I have a lot in common. She’s an avid reader who promotes reading to all her fans through some book club thing that I am not a part of….and I am also about reading pictures…of her ass in tight jeans…but I guess you don’t read pictures, you just sort of look at them intensely, but you use your eyes and they are on a screen or printed depending on what technology you are into…so as far as I’m concerned we have a lot in common…..

What I am trying to say is that I find Emma Roberts to be a hot celebrity, one that doesn’t offend me, and I am into her tight jeans because if you’re going to wear jeans they might as well be tight.

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2020

03

Jun

Sailor Brinkley and her Quarantine 15 On a Jog of the Day

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Christie Brinkley must be rolling around in her damn grave, I know she’s not actually dead, but this is probably damn near killing her, because she was so hopeful for her daughter to follow her steps in the world as some kind of superstar bikini model….

She had all the doors opened to her based on who her mother is. She’s got all the best trainers lined up, the best dieticians and home chefs…all perfect for Sailor Cook to follow her lead like she’s Kaia Gerber and Christie is Cindy….

But being rich, born rich, coddled, has won…the work ethic just isn’t there for someone who has everything, while all the food they could ever want that fills their cupboards or that their maid can pump out on demand, a perk of being rich….is catching up to the girl as her metabolism slows down…

So even if Christie sees her daughter as hotter than she is, as most moms do, she can’t see past this GUNT…hanging out of the leggings.

This is the protest, when your mom is a model who is known at 75 for still being hot, because she’s just that vain…you know…this is that FUCK you “let me have my own life but don’t cut off my trust fund, I need my cake budget”….

Is this fat shaming? Not really, it’s more Fat acknowledging and laughing at fucked up her mom probably is for not letting this girl be her natural and happy fat self…for vanity…

I support Sailor Brinkley in her quest to live her best fat life and I don’t even like fat chicks…but if you’re rich and can afford all the good foods, get that in your damn belly and enjoy it.

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2020

29

May

Shanina Shaik in a Bikini of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is Australian…her genetic code reads Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….her labia reads “been fucked by TYSON BECKFORD”…while not winning Australian supermodel reality shows to make herself relevant a bunch of years ago.

This is some outdoor shower scene to show you how tropical and luxurious she is thanks to being richer than you.

Her big ass in a small bikini, the reason black dudes fuck her…

I am not posting this to add diversity to the site, unlike the “Woke” people, I don’t give a fuck about the color of a girl’s skin or her ethnicity, it doesn’t even factor into my staring at her, the shades are just part of whatever I am looking at, because who fucking cares…if she’s hot she’s hot, tanned or pale, black or asian…I’ve consistently thought that way and assumed that other people do to…until the whole woke thing happened and I realized that the woke people like to compartmentalize the races, to include the races, which reminds me a lot of white people still trying to run the show, acting superior while pretending to not be.

It’s a. whole lot of bullshit, and the only offensive thing about Shanina, besides the dumb name is that she’s Australian. Those loud mouths are the fucking worst.

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2020

22

May

Vanessa Hudgens – New Day – New Bikini of the Day

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I’ve been documenting Vanessa Hudgens during her single turning 30 years old because she’s given us some shit to work with.

I know a bikini to is pretty basic, wholesome, hardly the level of SLUTTY you want her to be…but it’s a tease for those of us who crew up before the bikini was common practice and before they were fucking everywhere…and before throat fucking throat pie, cream pie, gaping ass pie was the only thing a motherfucker could get off to.

So as she navigates her inner whore, with her career, you want to give people a little tease without giving too much that people would think she’s desperate despite being desperate and desperate is great, you know it takes all kinds of “My life is over, I’m old and single and I’ll fake being empowered” to compliment a bikini pic…in hopes the ex will be like “my ex is hot, that was real love, I’m going back, as soon as I pull my dick out of all these other young hot girls who love that I used to fuck Vanessa Hudgens”….back when she was their age.

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