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2020

02

Jul

Bella Thorne’s Greasy Facial of the Day

Bella Thorne may be a hot set of tits that has manipulated the media industry thanks to a drive to win that her mom groomed her into having as she was the best shot they had at getting out of living in a van like the ghetto Florida trash from a broken home they are, and make it in AMerica…..and with that drive to win she ended up being trained by the top trainers at Disney, who really broke down how you work the whole being a puppet to your advantage, by connecting and manipulating your fans aggressively….

It really all comes down to money, fame can be bought, especially on the internet, and when fame is bought, the idiot followers have no idea, they are just conditioned to buy into anything the person pushes on them.

When TV and FILM was dying, but still that stamp of approval needed to problem or at least give meaning to her Instagram handle, she knew to target influencers, be edgy and be real, so people think she’s not some contrived puppet, but rather one of them, even though they are contrived puppets too….

Not that any of that matters, it was just something smart that was done with her brand to make her relevant, to get her cast in more movies looking for a younger crowd, because the world is a bunch of clout chasers….

So hot tits, good body, or not she’s consistently had a wrecked face that should make you sick, unless you’re an acne scar fetishist….so looking at her and her half nakedness always looked shiny, or slimy, or greasy as fuck…..

Here she is reaffirming what we already knew, that she’s a greasy fucking bitch…so greasy she goes to a greasy face specialist to suck the grease out of her face….and her’s that whole experience….unfortunately….but a fetish to some.

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2020

01

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Party of the Day

Here’s some Candice Swanpeol in a bikini because she’s out here selling her own brand of bikinis that I assume are just a subsidiary of Victoria’s Secret because they have so much invested in her, why wouldn’t they create a brand around her, that has little to do with Victoria’s Secret, since they are going down for being tranny hating, fat girl shaming, evil creepy rich men who traffic women with the likes of EPSTEIN…at least according to the Epstein documentary…that actually implied he used to fuck the founder of VS for access to all his money…but that’s all irrelevant..

What is relevant is that Candice, who barely has a belly button, because either this photo is edited to shit, or she really is just some Animatronic sex doll, that they pretended was pregnant for 4 years like the neighbor on Family Guy, because they were updating her firmware or some shit…

I think it is interesting that she’s got absolutely zero tits of late, I guess she got her implant removed, because unlike the other influencers promoting the environment or boycotting plastics, despite having fake tits, she already made the money off her tits, and can focus to other things…like the fact that she has no belly button.

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2020

01

Jul

Olivia Wilde Midget Legs in Leggings of the Day

Her last name is Cockburn….and her body burns my cock….not in a good way like super Chlamydia because knowing you raw fucked a millennial for anti-biotic resistant STDs to know you’re still relevant….

This is some long torso, midget leg, yet in still in leggings clown body weirdness…but for some reason, a reason I call brain washing….the media manipulates your minds and your dicks….into thinking wonky ass looking piles of slop are hot….because they are in movies…

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2020

30

Jun

Kaylyn Slevin Rockin’ That Bikini of the Day

Kaylyn Slevin is some actress I’ve never heard of who is in some show I’ve never heard of called Chicken Girls….

She is posing provocatively in a bikini because this is standard marketing practice from young female starlets. Which is pretty funny because a decade ago, they’d get cancelled from Disney for being too racy where as now this is the norm….luckily I am not a father in this era of everyone being a stripper because I’d hate to be raising a stripper kid…

Her bio says she’s an actress, dancer and model…since the age of 9….which goes back to my “what the fuck are parents up to these days, like lay down the law you perverts”….9 years old…that shit is inappropriate anyway you look at it.

She’s been involved in all kinds of great charities like “Students Against Distructive Decisions” – whatever the fuck that is….and she has 625k followers on IG, 350k followers on TikTok, and she posts content like this….looking all 90s playmate…in 2020…for you sick fucks…don’t worry she’s 19….

Oh and she’s an LA Chargers cheerleader, so there’s also that..

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2020

23

Jun

Elsa Hosk Is Amazing of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a fetish, in part because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model and they are designed by the team that funded Epstein so you know they know their Human Trafficking on the highest of level….in part because she’s over 30 years old, which is menopause years for a model, but she’s still fucking hot, maybe even hotter than she was when she first started out…..in part because she’s also a retired Swedish Woman’s Basketball player, which isn’t a porn series, but probably should be…..I am sure it’s nothing like jerking off to the WNBA….and I guess that’s about it.

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2020

23

Jun

Josephine Skriver’s Hot Hike of the Day

Josephine Skriver lives in Nashville with her soon to be husband and resident Victoria’s Secret model creeper who has fucked other Victoria’s Secret models before working up to this one. I guess it’s a fetish…

I wrote that he was in with the VS perverts and that’s why he was on her welcoming committee when she arrived in New York, he was at the airport there to groom her into being his wife. Greasy like Ron Jeremy (RIP).

I was told he even took her virginity…what HERPES on the first time, only when living the American Dream..

I actually don’t know anything about the husband to be, I don’t even know his name, and all this is just hearsay from people who I guess do know him and who don’t like him enough to have told me about it 5 years ago when she was first happening…I don’t even know if the husband to be is the same guy they were referring to, maybe he was the previous boyfriend…but who fucking cares…

She lives in Nashville, and went out into nature in a hot fucking outfit that any girl who looks like Josephine Skriver, who for the record was created in a test tube lab, in some designer genetic engineering by her dad a biologist…so this is her doing a hike down to earth…not looking like some granola bitch in a military jacket and combat books looking all ready to dive into the next pussy she sees because that’s what environmentally friendly, tree hugging, camping girls do….

She’s also got a few bikini pics cuz when you look like this…you best be posting bikini pics…

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2020

17

Jun

Elsa Hosk’s Hot Basketball Playing of the Day

I have been saying that HOT as fuck ELSA HOSK, the late to the game Victoria’s Secret who spent the earlier part of her life in what they are saying was a player on the Female Swedish Basketball team, in what I assume was just a PORNO series or a lie, because Swedish girls are known to be hot, playing basketball, as a bikini and lingerie model, which as far as I’m concerned even if it isn’t a porn series is a porn series…since everything is porn if you’re perverted enough.

I just assumed it was a lie, a marketing hook because we never saw her play, well, here she is playing, my Elsa Hosk basketball fetish model dreams thwarted yet fulfilled.

Looking good HOSK…now let’s get some Meatballs in your Volvo after building an IKEA chair to break while jerking off to her pics…you know keeping the Swedish Women’s Basketball Porn dream alive…

She’s good for a 31 year old…hot fucking girl…

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2020

15

Jun

Rosie Huntington Booty at the Beach of the Day

Rosie Huntington used to be one of the hottest models, she would get naked despite pulling what seemed like the too good, too rich, too luxurious, what is now being called white privilege, even though people of all kinds can be rich cunts…and Rosie can’t be White Privilege, she posted a pic of a black person in her IG story and possibly apologized for being white, as celebs do…in what has been an INSANE manipulative tactic for who the fuck knows whaat….even her name is WHITELEY….THAT’S HOW WHITE SHE IS…BETTER WATCH OUT OR SHE’LL BE CANCELLED!

She gave pervert bald dudes hope that if they became action heroes like Jason Statham, not Michael Strahan…..they could get good pussy too.

She’s since had a kid with that dude, and this is her mom ass in a Bikini in California with her White Privilege being in Malibu as an Immigrant thank to her MONEY and FAME…while Mexicans born in America are being kept in cages or some shit…because like it or not, the rich get what they want and us poor fucks deal with what we’ve been dealt, or us poor fucks figure it out and get rich so we don’t have to be second rate citizens the masses look down upon like the pile of trash we are…we can be trash in a big house like 90 percent of Hollywood….

Nice fat ass for a mom though…

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2020

15

Jun

Georgia Fowler’s Victoria’s Secret / Love and Lemons Campaign of the Day

Georgia Fowler is getting A LOT of hype for being a model and I really have no idea why. It’s one of those things we can’t explain situations where for whatever reason the powers that be have decided that she’s the one for them to use to sell their panties to the masses…when there are so many other girls out there…

I don’t find her all that hot, I mean she’s fine, but there’s nothing stunningly beautiful about her, if anything she just sort of average….the only good news is that she’s not fat, at least they chose average looking over fat because I will never endorse plus sized models and their unhealthy lifestyle choices….no matter how hard pop culture wants to force us into accepting fat people, not fat shaming fat people, it’s been at least 6 years of Obese people crying “what about our fat asses, include us”…get the fuck out of here and get back to that all you can eat buffet as soon as it opens up….

Not Georgia Fowler, she’s the underwear model who is not fat…but she’s not the hottest…but she’s half naked and being treated like she’s the hottest so let’s let her ride it out…we’ll watch…we just won’t be all that impressed…we’ve seen better.

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2020

15

Jun

Olivia Culpo’s Bra Top for a Target Ad of the Day

This bitch gets paid motherfuckers..

Olivia Culpo is some bullshit media manipulator that clearly has a good manager who helped polarize her as some kind of influencer…so all the brands use her in their campaigns yet no one even knows who the fuck Olivia Culpo is….

She’s just been strategic since winning her pageant, which I assume is Miss America…back 10 years ago before working her way under a Jonas Brother, before realizing musicians who fuck their brothers are queer because it reminds them of being molested when they were child song and dancers….is not as fun as pro athletes…and has since been linked to not 1, not 2, but at least 10 athletes, I am pretty sure all are white because she’s gotta be a fucking racist….she’s so mall-brand of a person that I can’t imagine she takes the big black dick yet, but it doesn’t mean she won’t end up going down that route she just hasn’t yet, and eventually the NFL will be out of white cock for her opportunist cunt.

Point being she’s been at this for at least 10 years, on the hustle, fucking trending people, and it’s worked because bitch gets fucking paid…and there is no way that TARGET didn’t pay her to go shopping for some dumb shit now that she’s back in LA as she’s no longer in her home state of Rhode Island she pretends to love so much despite living in LA….and there is no way this isn’t paid paparazzi bullshit pics that she tipped them off about…there’s no way her pics are worth following her to a parking lot…

It’s all bullshit, but her tits are out…influencer tits that ain’t got no influencer cuz she’s useless and nothing anyone should look up to….unless they want to learn to use their pussy to fuck important people and to profit of that while never quite being important are her own…it’s a good old fashioned Eleanor Roosevelt feminism…of only mattering cuz of the men you get with…in Eleanor Roosevelt’s case it was a relative she didn’t fuck because she was a lesbian, but it sure helped her legacy survive…where as the leading women of today don’t even have to do make-up tutorials…they just need to lie about products you don’t need …that is their garbage legacy…going to target in a bra for 10,000 dollars….

fuck em all.

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