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2023

12

May

Chantel Jeffries Cameltoe of the Day

Chantel Jeffries is promoting what I assume is make-up for her weird as fuck face injected face that was probably not in need of as many injections to turn her into a living and breathing instagram filter, like the poster-boy or mascot for instagram filters, so that when she shows up to events she looks like her lies….

At first glance I thought she was promoting a small little sex toy that she puts in her asshole that many many many high profile people have probably been up inside, she’s dated a lot of high profile people, one could say, she’s been passed around!

The truth is, her dildos are probably far bigger, but the whole reason I am even thinking about her pussy, is like most girls walking the mean streets of life in their leggings, she’s got her topical relief map of her pussy visible for all to see, all lips eating the pant seam, all day.

But, I think about dildos in pussy regardless of cameltoes, it’s not a skill or a talent, but it’s something.

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2022

15

Jun

Chantel Jeffries Cameltoe of the Day

Chantel Jefferis is some weird looking girl who I guess is out of Florida and known for having an ass on instagram before everyone had an ass on instagram…meaning she was able to get a bunch of followers she probably doesn’t deserve due to her level of hotness that one could argue looks like she was pulled out of a Mayan Ruin down in Tulum before it was trendy….or like something you’d find in the mountains of Peru on your college graduation trip you booked…only instead of being untouched by modern man, she looks like she’s been touched by every modern man with over 100,000 followers on social media….and a few dermatologists who do face injections…

She has been passed around and I am traditional and judge girls for being shameless sluts, from Bieber to Diplo to other athletes too lame to figure out that the most followed ass on instagram isn’t an accomplishment….but that’s the thing with rich pople…they all fuck the same chicks..and that could be why her pussy is eagerly eating her leggings in this TikTok getting dressed transition….but cameltoes are a trend, so it may be unrelated to the taughtness of the cunt

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2020

19

Nov

Chantel Jeffries Gets Naked of the Day

Chantel Jeffries is some mangled face, clearly overly inspired by the Kardashians, who managed to go viral on social media because of her hot body that she used to basically sex work her way through the ranks of important dudes….from Athletes to DJs to getting arrested Bieber, this trashcan of a woman, despite being a trashcan of a woman, has close to 5 million followers….and is repped by legit talent agencies because they just threw protocol out the window and said “we can’t decipher the difference between hooker, sugar baby and legit celebrity, but with that level of followers, they can spin it….plus she’s with celebs all time, she’s fucked DIPLO that must count for something….at least that’s what all the local bar stars around the world think….but you get what I’m saying, she’s trash, that’s what I am saying….instagram influencer, the modern day shitty pornstar…getting naked….the way she should always be, but I guess that plays against her fake influencer shit…CAA doesn’t approve…but I do…keep influencers naked…that’s the campaign I’m running over here.

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2020

09

Sep

Chantel Jeffries Pussy Leaking of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries pussy is leaking some shit that we can assume is from all the athlete, celebrity, and rich guy sex she’s had on her journey from being an early slut on instagram…one who got into the scene through her ass pics…and even got to be with Bieber when he got arrested which put her on the map and made other loser dudes drawn to being rich and famous to get in on some Bieber pussy….which is always weird to me…I mean people like DIPLO who has been rumored to fuck Chantel Jeffries can fuck any girl he probably wants, maybe even discover the new pussy everyone wants to fuck, you know be the first one in there…instead they want a Superhead Karrine Steffans of their generation that they can bro-down and talk about all the dirty shit she’s done to each of them…like some exclusive club that leads to a leaky pussy…

The point of the story is that Chantel Jeffries didn’t even start out hot, she’s some over processed troll bitch with fake tits, ass and a mutated face..this is some MONSTER MASH…HALLOWEEN IS EVERYDAY kind of girl disguised as a slut….because it’s a slut…so not much of a disguise….but definitely not hot enough for the world’s elite and rich to pass around…yet she’s got that shit locked and loaded….but it probably pay better than working the local car wash she was destined to work at….before this whole instagram thing gave her new life!

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2020

25

Aug

Chantel Jeffries Cast in Rihanna’s Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Chantel Jeffries is more than just a clown face, muppet faced “influencer” who got famous early on instagram for being a shameless slut, she’s also a vagina that has been passed around pro athletes and Diplo for as long as she’s been a muppet faced “influencer”…because accomplishments come in all varieties and sometimes being a half naked stripper looking bitch who gets brand deals and gets to fuck pervert rich guys for fun or money is the peak…

I like the way she puts her pussy first, maybe not hygienically, or in a health and safety way, but in this picture the pussy is the closest thing to the camera to show all that Fenty Savage detailing….but more importantly as a reference to the fact that her pussy is her number 1 asset….

She’s just Florida trash via North Carolina and sometimes that’s all you need to be..at least for Rihanna to use you to help sell panties…because everyone wants in on what Rihanna’s got!

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2020

12

Jun

Chantel Jeffries in Black Face of the Day

Chantel Jeffries is some trashy instagram girl who fucks rappers and DJs and Bieber and Diplo and The Chainsmokers and athletes and basically anyone because when you’re an ass on a THOT on instagram that has a large amount of followers, you get rich dudes slipping in the DM, so much so that you can make a career out of it.

She’s some military brat who apparently went to College unlike most Influencers…but until today, we had no idea that she’s part black, because she looked more like Kardashian / Jenner Black, which is not black at all, just a lot of spray tan and black cock…

Since it’s Black Lives Matter era, embrace that blackness, because she could be part black, who fucking cares, she’s just passable white who we just assumed was appropriating enough blackness to be relevant…

So put the hair in braids, reduce exposure on your pics, BLACK it UP and MILK it because if you have any black in you, even just black cock, you gotta milk it to make people think you are relevant…to make people want to work with you or fear cancelling you…to make people choose you over the white girls…even if it’s almost White Privilege coming through and taking work, eyeballs away from full black people who actually get racially profiled cuz they don’t pass themselves off as white.

I guess somewhere there’s a story of a girl embracing her blackness now that she can, even though she always could, but I don’t buy into any of that, to me this is just mooching….mooching like she mooches all that DJ cock…social climbing….but half naked for Rihanna’s lingerie….using all the trending trashy influencers to help wipe out Victoria’s Secret.

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2020

05

Feb

Chantel Jeffries Sucking on the Beach of the Day

Chantel Jeffries Sucking on the Beach Bikini

Chantel Jeffries is some literal trash that instagram spat up or shat out on pop culture because she posted ass pics well enough to get the attention of enough people to pop on the radar of celebrities liek Bieber and rappers and NBA players, who all ran train on her….

She’s basically a sex worker, demonstrating her dick sucking with this lollipop that I can’t imagine is any better than any other dick sucking, but I am underestimating the power of trying to keep these celebrities and athletes happy enough to pay her and to keep her lie alive..

What I am getting at is that the current side bitch to DIPLO who was romantically frolicking with her trash pussy in TULUM because rich dudes like to attach themselves to relevance when they are faggots and relevance to faggots is girls other dudes fuck….you know in hopes of tasting some Kyrie Irving cum still left up in her….queer.

What I am actually getting at is that she’s really not that hot, not that great and lucky that instagram has attracted all the perverts and given important famous people a direct line to PUSSY.

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2020

03

Jan

Chantel Jeffries Fucking Diplo in the Ocean of the Day

Chantel Jeffries Fucking Diplo in the Ocean

Chantel Jeffries is a known star fucking whore, she was fucking rappers and basketball players while driving around in a Kia and not making much money with all her suckin and fuckin. She did it for the clout. I think she may have been the instagram hooker who slid into the DMs of the famous dudes like Bieber and was in the car when he got arrested in Florida.

You know a stripper who understands technology….a tech savvy stripper….unlike girls who still work as street hookers that I look at confused. Don’t they know no one leaves the house? Maybe a smart phone would be a good investment to get more clients, plus you can sell it for crack in a pinch.

Apparently, she’s fucking fellow star fucker Diplo in the ocean in Tulum….showing off her tits now that she’s had her implants removed…because her and Diplo both have a level of “celebrity” of their own…but really both understand the importance of mooching the fuck off talent greater than theirs…to become bigger than they could on their own. Fame whores.

I mean he did get his start by fucking M.I.A. when she was a huge act – and using that to create Diplo you know today…and that bitch was a hairy fucking Sasquatch looking thing. No standards if it means money/fame/success. Like putting your dick in a farm animal in exchange for success….some “I’ll put my tongue on that turd for 1,000,000 dollars”….only Diplo was able to leverage that tongue on a hairy turd into HUNDREDS of millions of dollars…because people see him as “that cool guy Diplo”….

Diplo is killing it. He’s richer than pretty much anyone in the music industry, he’s attached to anyone who goes viral or does anything worthwhile, and it’s pretty clever…he has all these groupie fucks just sucking his dick to get close to the action…whether they are producers or DJs or sluts….which makes me wonder why he’d waste his cheating on his baby momma with this trash…there are way better and hotter whores out there that I’m sure he’s also fucked….because why the fuck not take advantage of where you’re despite all them back freckles…

I feel like fucking Chantel Jeffries is low hanging fruit…but probably better than the girls he has in each city around the world to fuck….I’ve seen some of them and they are bad…in a do better Diplo because you can….there is so much hot pussy out there. Why end up with this dog shit. Makes no sense.


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2019

06

Dec

Chantel Jeffries Bikini of the Day

Chantel Jeffries is a degenerate hooker who started her career by sucking NBA dick in Miami, here she is back in Miami with her tits and ass out in a bikini.

I would say that it is interesting how these instagram whores redesign their faces through face injections so that when they run their faces through their Facetune (photoshop for instagram whore) app, they have the foundation of what is needed for a facial rebuild so that they capture and create the above picture….when they actually look like the below picture…

It is artistry really, which makes sense since they are at ART BASEL, not to mention, they make a ridiculous living off this shit, they get LEGIT rich off this shit, so why wouldn’t they invest in making their fake life look better.

But it’s not interesting at all, it’s actually lame, pathetic, gross, and all that is wrong with our society…let girls be naturally hot again….

I remember noticing a fat chick in paparazzi pics with her bikini bottoms pulled up above her neck, you know basically as jacked up as humanly possible, above their hips and belly button and I wondered why, until seeing her instagram pic where she shrunk herself about 45 lbs and needed the bathing suit like that, so when she shrunk the whole thing it’d look legit….so this idiot is walking around with a bikini up to her neck, oblivious to people watching how dumb she looks…all for an instagram pic….cuz instagram is where she makes the money and that’s just silly…like this muppet basically doing the same thing…only at least she’s skinny.

Remember her bikini the other day?

Chantel Jeffries Bikini


Chantel Jeffries Bikini

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2019

03

Dec

Chantel Jeffries Bikini Instagram Whore of the Day

Chantel Jeffries is some hooker from social media who was lucky enough to get in on it early, to post enough pics of her ass when it was more of a rarity for girls to be slutty on instagram than it is today, you know when only a handful of girls who were by no means innovative or leaders or visionaries…but rather just naturally inclined to use their asses to get ahead in life so why wouldn’t they bring that to INSTAGRAM…only to have viral pics with every pic cuz people like slutty content…only to make a name for themselves, get brand deals and in Chantel Jeffries case fuck Bieber…get arrested with Bieber…end up in the news with Bieber…paving the way for her to fuck rappers and athletes of all denominations…cuz she was on the map, had status, living that IG model life…and all it took was half naked selfies…SOMETHING girls were doing for free, giving away for free but weren’t slutty enough to do on a bigger platform when no one else was doing it…so they didn’t get this Chantel Jeffries life…

ANYWAY…she’s in Miami, in a Bikini, and in the Paparazzi cuz she has been around long enough, probably considered a senior or old in the IG model life, but she officially matters now and this is her mattering…

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