Aubrey Plaza caters or at least appeals but I like to think panders to the nerds…because any girl who gets a gig in the nerd world realizes how loyal and positive nerd fans are because they don’t normally get any female attention for being nerds and thus get so excited when a female is integrated into their world…..

They stay loyal and champion those women for their entire lives…Carrie Fisher is still being jacked off to on the daily by some of you…and she hasn’t been hot since the 70s…I mean…she’s dead…but you know what I mean…..and that is that at least one person out there has jerked off to DEAD Carrie Fisher because humans are weird.

Anyway, you get in with the nerds, it’s like being a singer who gets in with the country music crowd…it’s a lucrative fan base…

So here’s Nerd Icon Plaza in a tank top, which to nerds is basically naked…because they are nerds and not used to actual nudity.

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There is a meme going around that I saw this morning of Michael Cera and Aubrey Plaza having their pic taken with a group of brown fans…where Aubrey Plaza is ashamed because she is a racist or because she had sex with Michael Cera….

This is the meme…

I don’t know why it went viral…but now she’s out at an event in a see through…for the nerd fans who can’t get enough of the quirky nerd jokes this nerd icon thanks to being a nerd fucker so long as the nerd fuck she’s fucking is famous enough….

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Hey nerds, your awkward hero Aubrey Plaza is out here in Cosmo magazine – sexualizing herself with hard hitting journalism like “Millennials are Best at Sex” compared to who the fuck cares, it’s all bullshit fake news, cuz there have been perverts since the beginning of time, and I was having anal sex in high school with girls, not the way you were having anal sex, but in a “lets not get pregnant but still fill you up” kind of way…cuz being a dirtbag or a slut who licks ass is fucking timeless…

Sure maybe they are more open minded to group sex, queer sex, and other shit in porn that should be illegal…but broken women are a thing that has always happened or existed…and I think Cosmo is a fucking liar…

Aubrey Plaza on the other hand, she’s bringing it…enjoy it.

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People fucking love Aubrey Plaza…

I still don’t know who Aubrey Plaza is…parks and rec, I get it…quirky weird girl who creepily looks at the camera in all her movies and speaks without moving her mouth…just playing up the weird in a not very exciting way, but she’s not fat and that is more than I can say for most people in this era and she’s a legit actor, whatever that means, I mean it’s kind of a bullshit skill…that people buy into because they are too lazy to think it could all be a scam…

She’s in a magazine, pants off….with what could be a cameltoe..or just weird crease…which is actually something I can relate to as most of the things I’ve had sex with could be described as a weird crease…

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Aubrey Plaza has blocked me on all social media…so I don’t really keep track of her…bcause as you know SOCIAL MEDIA is fucking everything…

She is apparently some funny girl, something I can’t stand, because I guess I am sexist in the comedy I laugh at, and feel girls aren’t meant to be funny, but instead are meant to laugh at my jokes, and by jokes I mean my dick, and by laugh I mean while trying to suck it….

She’s on TV or was on TV, I don’t bother with that shit…because it gets in the way of me staring at my wall…plus I am tired of the subliminal messages they are sending us to consume shit..my wall only tells me to spend my nights on tinder trying to get nudes…it’s my only friend in this lonely dark world….

People find her hot, or cute, or whatever…I find her dull…and I win…or maybe she wins…not because i can see her nipple skin tag…but because she’s made it in the world where people are talking about her nipple skin tag…like it matters….

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People fucking love Aubrey Plaza…

I still don’t know who Aubrey Plaza…

But based on her bikini pics…

I don’t fucking love Aubrey Plaza…

She’s terribly fucking average looking, even boring looking, and her ass doesn’t inspire me…

I don’t care about her work, because I’ve seen none of it…her comedy because I’ve seen none of it, or really anything about her…because I’ve seen none of it….

Allowing me to be absolutely objective, the way I am supposed to be, in my analysis of her boring bikini ass..

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