Aubrey Plaza has blocked me on all social media…so I don’t really keep track of her…bcause as you know SOCIAL MEDIA is fucking everything…

She is apparently some funny girl, something I can’t stand, because I guess I am sexist in the comedy I laugh at, and feel girls aren’t meant to be funny, but instead are meant to laugh at my jokes, and by jokes I mean my dick, and by laugh I mean while trying to suck it….

She’s on TV or was on TV, I don’t bother with that shit…because it gets in the way of me staring at my wall…plus I am tired of the subliminal messages they are sending us to consume shit..my wall only tells me to spend my nights on tinder trying to get nudes…it’s my only friend in this lonely dark world….

People find her hot, or cute, or whatever…I find her dull…and I win…or maybe she wins…not because i can see her nipple skin tag…but because she’s made it in the world where people are talking about her nipple skin tag…like it matters….

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