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2015

22

Jul

Aubrey Plaza in a Bikini of the DAy

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People fucking love Aubrey Plaza…

I still don’t know who Aubrey Plaza…

But based on her bikini pics…

I don’t fucking love Aubrey Plaza…

She’s terribly fucking average looking, even boring looking, and her ass doesn’t inspire me…

I don’t care about her work, because I’ve seen none of it…her comedy because I’ve seen none of it, or really anything about her…because I’ve seen none of it….

Allowing me to be absolutely objective, the way I am supposed to be, in my analysis of her boring bikini ass..

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2015

08

Jun

Aubrey Plaza Bikini Photos of the Day

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The interesting thing about being famous, or semi-famous, or whatever the fuck Aubrey Plaza is, I mean I thought she was just some chick in youtube videos for CollegeHumor, but I guess I was wrong…

Is that there is so much importance on her or any of these girls…as soon as they put on a bikini…like “OMG, look at this random slag in a bikini, at the beach, where she is supposed to be wearing a bikini”…like it is fucking news, or important…

You’d think that all the porn available to you, would make things like this…totally flimsy and uninteresting…I mean she doesn’t even have that great of a body or massive comical tits…or really anything…yet she’s in a bikini..so let’s make a story about it…because tits get hits…and I’d say I want nothing to do with this, but validating, or using bikinis as a Promotional tool, and seeing it work…always low level enough to make me laugh to myself…but barely…since I think laughing is the devils work..

Who gives a fuck.

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2015

07

May

Aubrey Plaza Butt in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t watch TV, so this Aubrey Plaze, from Parks and Recreation is foreign to me….not quite as foreign as a prostitute I can’t quite understand when asking me to pay for the rub and tug…that kind of foreign is more Asian and Eastern European….this kind of foreign is more, I don’t know who the fuck she is…but her name sounds like something I would park in at the movie theater….and her ass looks like something I would park in…despite being a funny comedienne, something, I don’t really like because I am sexist in my comedy, and really no girl other than Joan Rivers has really ever made me laugh…maybe I just feel ike girls should be laughing at my jokes…and by joke I mean my penis size…it’s pretty uneventful…

What isn’t unevenful is how hot her ass is in a bikini…I like that…

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2015

22

Jan

Aubrey Plaza’s Ned Rifle Sex Scenes of the Day

People love Aubrey Plaza…so I guess they’ll love seeing her big pep, shit stain, saucer nipples getting fucked from behind by what looks like a fat creepy homeless dude….something we can all relate to….

She’s from Parks and Rec, a show I’ve never seen. I remember her from bad College Humor videos, you may remember her as SPREAD ASS ICLOUD HACK ….and what it ultimately comes down to, is in a world filled with girls getting naked, it may seem like nothing special when another girl comes along and gets naked…but it does…..it always does…

Now go rent Ned Rifle to see the rest of the movie….

Or you can look at her ass and vag while filming “Dirty Grandpa”


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2013

25

Jul

Aubrey Plaza for GQ of the Day

I still don’t know who Aubrey Plaza is. I know I did a post on her yesterday, she was talking about masturbating on set or some shit, but even that wasn’t all that memorable,because these bitches are a dime a dozen, there are just so many want to be famous, who get some work, and who land some magazines…and even if they were masturbating on a porn site, spread pussy, inserting household objects in themselves, we wouldn’t bother with them, but cuz they are in a movie…or GQ..we’re supposed to think they matter…

The fame game confuses me, but here’s Aubrey Plaza, luckily not Aubrey O’Day in GQ in her underwear…anyway…I think because I am just happy it’s not Aubrey O’Day…or Aubrey the rapper known as Drake.

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2013

24

Jul

Aubrey Plaza Talks About Masturbating on Conan of the Day

I don’t know who Aubrey Plaza is…but now I do and all because she is talking about masturbating, and proves that despite not being hot in any way beyond having a vagina, I can still get interested enough to listen to her talk about masturbating…because girls masturbating is a fetish of mine, probably because growing up, every girl denied ever doing it, but now, thanks to progressive society and the internet, every girl doesn’t just admit it, but usually goes into detail about it, giving me something to masturbate, in a masturbation circle of fucking life that just never ends because everyone is too busy masturbating.

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2013

12

Mar

Aubrey Plaza Hot Enough for Complex of the Day

I don’t watch TV, so this Aubrey Plaze, from Parks and Recreation is foreign to me….it is not that I don’t understand who she is when she’s talking to me about how much I owe her for beer at the corner store….but that I’ve just never heard of her….

She is apparently some funny girl, something I can’t stand, because I guess I am sexist in the comedy I laugh at, and feel girls aren’t meant to be funny, but instead are meant to laugh at my jokes, and by joke I mean dick, and by laugh I mean while sucking it….

She’s been in some movies, her photoshoot isn’t all that sleazy, but I am sure some of you creeps will masturbate to it just fine, cuz clothed girls with skinny legs being silly is your porn…


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