Rainey Qualley is showing off her titties in some weird bodysuit, which I think is a pretty generous thing for her to share this holiday season.

She’s a 30 something year old singer and child of a celebrity, her sister does the whole acting thing and as in a few movies, no thanks to her mom I am sure, but Rainey is more into the whole music thing, because she’s born in the mountains of Asheville, where along with craft and trendy farm to table overpriced food experiences to tourists, comes some HILLBILLY culture, not that her music is country, but it fucking should be, since country is fucking life…and actually HER life….so it’d be a better angle.

Anyway, Andie MacDowell’s done alright teaching this one the important things in life, gifting the perverts some tits this holiday season and I’m into it, but I also find Rainey Qualley hot regardless of her showing her tits, so that’s probably why I feel like Christmas miracles are happening…

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Funny enough, I have a celebrity child fetish, so it’s pretty weird that I am not married to some bootleg celebrity’s kid, you know to feed that fetish, in which case I’d probably lose my celebrity spawn fetish, like I lost my French Canadian fetish with my wife….you know, it’s like working at an ice cream shop for 20 years, the ICE cream just doesn’t taste right, and even curdles your damn stomach.

Anyway, having a celeb spawn fetish, I am into this Rainsford, who was apparently raised in ASHVILLE before it became a hipster hot spot of lameness that I am sure it is today, leave up to the hip to turn Smoky Mountain hillbilly towns sour, like I know what I am talking about….I’ve never been and I am sure it is far better than here, but then again, I like that part of the world and country music….so whatever..

Anyway, I don’t know what Rainsford does, I think she sings….or maybe acts like her more famous acting sister…

Anyway, they are Andie Macdowell’s daughter’s small titties spilling out of her bikini on her beach vacation….

Anyway……

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I don’t think Andie Macdowell’s daughter is here dyking out for the internet as girls do, when they’re just having fun, in their underwear, like a low level internet sex worker from Ohio trying to make meth money, only being actual rich kids who don’t need to work or do anything with themselves, so they end up going down this heathen road, because being racy on the internet is what they do, what they potentially think is a win….thanks porn industry for ruining the normals..

I get it, you want to see everyone naked, and so do I, but when it’s self produced it’s just so attention seeking and desperate, and when it’s just given away for attention, it’s boring….and I have to question what the fuck went wrong with her upbringing that she can’t just be cool, rich and chilling…you know take the opportunities given to her…she has to do low level half naked lesbian clickbait…pretty fucking pathetic…do better you vapid fucks who confuse being whores with being feminists…

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Rainey Qualley is the 30 or near 30 year old daughter of Andie Macdowell and some tax evading developer who lives in Panama…I used to read People magazine and the tabloids in the 80s and 90s due to a crackhead lady I lived with being obsessed and I always hated the age being mentioned, but now, I do it in most posts because it’s important to know how old and expired the vagina of the girl you are looking at is…

I am a big fan of celebrity kids, they make me laugh because of all the access, none of the talent that their parents have, and anything they do will be seen as nepotism, not that that’s a bad thing or that they care, but they’ll NEVER fully believe their accomplishments are their own, not that it matters, but maybe in the depth of their soul it will always have the doubt….

That’s a lot of pressure….you know living life as some entitled idiot with fame you can’t escape and never asked for…that is as much pressure as when a girl asks you to give her a facial out of the blue, with no prep time that you’d typically need to not jerk off, drink your watermelon juice, take your zinc, and really fill up your reservers, you know just dropping that on you out of the blue…with no preparation….when it should be something planned for…can be a humiliating experience and you’re not even the one taking load to your face…

I don’t know if that’s the same kind of pressure, but works for me….

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There was a time that I made fun of Rainsford because I ONLY TEASE THEM BECAUSE I LIKE THEM….it’s been a constant theme in my life since a young age…you know torment the ones I love…not that I love Rainsford…but she does fall into one of my fetishes….which is Celebrity Kids, I mean that sounds fucking perverted in the WRONG way, I mean KIDS of CELEBRITIES who are WELL INTO THEIR 20s….I just think it’s an interesting existence, more interesting than being the famous one, because you’re the product of a narcissist asshole actor who thinks they are so fucking important and deserving of the pay they get, despite being assholes….raised in luxury amongst free and top tier things….only to have no real sense of being grounded, but amongst your peers you’re the most grounded one cuz mom didn’t raise you in LA or Malibu…she took you to North Carolina where you were the famous chick’s daughter….only to now be trying to get famous, or maybe trying to play off being famous for being a famous chick’s daughter…it’s all pretty interesting stuff….so I endorse whatever she’s doing, because she’s hotter than her sister…so if you’re looking for the best afterbirth from Macdowell’s womb or howver ANDIE spells her name, this is the good one….enjoy the nip.

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Rainey Qualley has grown on me, which isn’t saying much since I have no fucking standards and would fuck a pile of dog shit if it was wearing perfume…..but that’s the life of an undersexed married pervert over exposed to all the smut of the internet now that girls of the internet are ALWAYS fucking naked or half naked….showing off their tits or their panties…or in some cases how they suck dick…like it’s clout…which I’d argue it is, but still weird to people my age that remember when girls were decent, the hard to crack species we’d have to impress to seduce…they are the KEEPERS of SEX…but likely don’t realize that…

Anyway, I have a celebrity kid trying to be a celebrity with their celebrity money and access, because they are for the most part not any better than the non celebrities doing the same thing, but they have the budgets to game the system better, in a “reddit, twitter, FB, etc weren’t original ideas, other people were doing it, but they just happened to have the big investors like Bill Gates to make it count”…kind of way…

Rainey, who is a singer, not necessarily a good one, but a connected one, which is MORE important…in this fucking nonsense world….she says she’s out of North Carolina, you know backwoods shit, despite being Andie Macdowell’s kid…and I like the hustle…like how the Willis sisters are from Idaho….no you da ho….

What I am saying is she’s hot, she’s long, she’s skinny,she’s in her panties because we’re all friends here, let’s show each other panties….and I like it.

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Rainsford is the stagename that Andie MacDowell’s daughter goes by in her celebrity rich kid who makes music because what the fuck else is she supposed to do..she’s a rich kid…and working an actual job is for suckers and acting is lame…so music it is….

The reality is that anyone can become a famous singer with a hit song and I’ve been debating trying to prove that theory, but I prefer not bothering….but the technology is good enough to alter voices so that you’re basically MILLI VANILLI up on stage…and if you have MacDoweell budgets you can probably pay to get some solid production…

This one pretends she’s from the Great Smokeys because I guess her family has a house in Asheville North Carolina, just a stone’s throw from Pigeon Forge…where all the magic that is Dollywood happens…since she was raised in such a rich musical environment…it’d only make sense you’d do music that I am sure sounds nothing like hillbilly music from the area…which would be a GOOD angle…but rather bullshit music you’d expect a celebrity rich kid to make…I wouldn’t know, I’ve never listened to her…

I have looked at her pics, because along with hard nips in t-shirts…you know bras are for losers and get in the way of marketing oneself and she’s the hotter of the two MacDowell daughters…as she pushes 30 with her titties out….so in conclusion…I ike her….

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Rainey Qualley is the hotter of the Qualley sisters, who in the event you didn’t know are Andie Macdowell’s daughter, who in the event you didn’t know was a model turned actress and after raising her kids in North Carolina’s trendiest of places at the base of the Great Smokies, they’ve decided to do big city things, that involves making and releasing music, because what the fuck else is a daughter of some industry person to do to make a living despite having a trust fund even if you think Andie Macdoweell can’t be THAT rich, I mean what’s she even been in….

I think she’s around 30, which is pretty old to hop onto this “I am famous because my mom is famous, let’s grow our social media audience because people LOVE celebrity kids”….but bras were worn my friends…which in this era of no bras is quite ironic..but I guess she can take these risks with her marketing like not showing her tits because she’s got that famous mom to fall back on….you know how it is. Modest is the hottest, but I still prefer the butthole pics.

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I don’t know the difference between the Qualley Sisters, at least not by looking at them, but I do have facial recognition blindness, which I was googling earlier today and think I always had it, and it is a symptom of Autism, so that explains a lot…

I do know that Rainey is the older Macdowell sister who makes hipster music thanks to channeling the same spirits of the Great Smokeys where she was apparently raised, but that I don’t really believe she was actually raised, even if she “went to school there”….but the same musical spirits that Dolly over the Tennessee border got int he hills, this Qualley did too…

She’s also the hotter of the sisters…and she’s got nipple rings or two that she’s showing off in see through shirts which is always a fun thing to do when you have nipple rings I guess…

Her sister was in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood…thanks to nepotism, but I never hate on Nepotism, not because I inherited millions from my deadbeat dad that knocked up my hooker mother, but because life isn’t fair and if people have access they should use said access…which is why I laugh and love these celebrity rich kids….they are an interesting species and a lot of them are out doing the social media thing and winning thanks to their higher quality genetics….

All this to say, looking hot Rainsford.

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Rainey Qualley is Andie MacDowell’s 30 year old daughter who is making some moves now that she’s been allowed out of the off-grid cabin in the North Carolina Smokey mountains she likes to give the illusion she was raised in…you know backwoods, inbred, logger shit….

My main concern when it comes to Rainey Qualley is where the fuck was her shameless self promotion when she was 20…it’s like why wait til 30 to decide to become some song and dance music act….I mean she’s a celebrity rich kid…why the slacking…

I don’t know why she’s showing you her ass, but it’s her ass….her 30 year old ass….promoting her music which is a pretty effective way to promote basically anything.

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