Rainey Qualley is the 30 or near 30 year old daughter of Andie Macdowell and some tax evading developer who lives in Panama…I used to read People magazine and the tabloids in the 80s and 90s due to a crackhead lady I lived with being obsessed and I always hated the age being mentioned, but now, I do it in most posts because it’s important to know how old and expired the vagina of the girl you are looking at is…

I am a big fan of celebrity kids, they make me laugh because of all the access, none of the talent that their parents have, and anything they do will be seen as nepotism, not that that’s a bad thing or that they care, but they’ll NEVER fully believe their accomplishments are their own, not that it matters, but maybe in the depth of their soul it will always have the doubt….

That’s a lot of pressure….you know living life as some entitled idiot with fame you can’t escape and never asked for…that is as much pressure as when a girl asks you to give her a facial out of the blue, with no prep time that you’d typically need to not jerk off, drink your watermelon juice, take your zinc, and really fill up your reservers, you know just dropping that on you out of the blue…with no preparation….when it should be something planned for…can be a humiliating experience and you’re not even the one taking load to your face…

I don’t know if that’s the same kind of pressure, but works for me….

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