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2020

17

Feb

Rainey Qualley Bra and Panties of the Day

Rainey Qualley is the new generation of celebrity kids trying to make it, only she’s 29 years old, so I guess she’s been trying to make it for a while, she just hasn’t really pulled that off yet, despite being Andie MacDowell’s daughter, who despite Andie MacDowell being an old weathered mom, is substantially hotter than her….always a weird dynamic…especially for her boyfriends…

Rainey Qualley’s play is that she’s a “singer”…you know maximizing her Asheville Great Smokey Mountains roots like she was DOLLY PARTON who is from the other side of the mountains, even though you know that there was no way that she wasn’t raised to be an entitled little brat, no matter where she went to school…or pretends to live….they got houses in NYC and LA…I mean she’s Andie MacDowell…

Point being, I find it interesting, and by interesting I mean hot, that girls feel the need to post up their underwear pics / videos to social media…are they seeking approval, looking for praise, or just being “open and honest’ cuz they think they look hot…do they get off to this, do they just want to generate some buzz…or in Rainey’s case…is she bragging about how skinny she is…cuz this is fucking skinny…and I love skinny…so I love this. Keep up the good work Asheville.

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2020

24

Jan

Rainey Qualley Nipples of the Day

Rainey Qualley Nipple Rings

Rainey Qualley is Andie Macdowell’s other kid who pretends she was raised in North Carolina t the foot of the great Smokies like she was Dolly up in a fucking cabin in the woods with her family of 12, but they likely always had the LA home, the NYC home and all the other homes that allowed her to get to LA to be a vapid rich kid hipster with a dream that will be fulfilled because she’s rich and connected so why the fuck wouldn’t it be.

This is some nipple titty shoot, all the kids to this kind of thing so it’s nothing outrageous or scandalous, but it’s always fun for old perverts like me to see nipples, keep de-sexualizing them and I’ll keep watching happily on the sidelines…

Celebrity kids are my favorite level of useless trying to be useful and legit. I can never get enough of it.

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2020

14

Jan

Rainey Qualley Nudity of the Day

Rainey Qualley Nipples Braless

Rainey Qualley is some ugly trash that you’d never see on this site, even though she pulls her tits out, unless she was the daughter of a celebrity.

In this case, her mom is Model and Actress Andie MacDowell and her dad is model Paul Qualley and she is proof that two wrongs don’t make a right, or in this case two hot people don’t make a hot person.

We’ve posted up her sister, who is also in LA whoring herself out for her career in entertainment despite playing the whole born and raised in Asheville, North Carolina.

I don’t understand why celebrity kids like to be packaged like they were so far removed from the industry that afforded them the good life…yet they all end up in LA being whores for attention.

It’s like the WILLIS sisters, all I’ve ever heard about this is how normal they are thanks to being raised in Idaho on the family compound, ok….but then why are they in LA at the family compound posting asshole incest selfies…because they weren’t raised wholesome and far removed from the shit, they are in fact so close to the shit, that they are the shit, and not “You da shit” kind of shit, but that fucking stain in your underwear cuz you can’t control your bowels kind of shit.

What I am trying to say, and I am not sure if I got the message across is that these celebs who think they are raising their kids to be better, yet they all end up back in LA being bratty spoiled entitled rich kids using their family connections to get seen…in this case with their tits out…

Either way, she’s an “actress” and a “singer. Sure she is.



Rainey Qualley Topless Cameltoe

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2008

16

Dec

Rainey Qualley’s Hot Sideways Halloween of the Day

A long time ago, I posted These Pictures of Andie McDowell’s Daughter’s Bikini Ass that were ripped off of Facebook. Her parents were obviously hippie models who named their kid Rainey and she turned out to an everyday sorority girl who dresses up like a slut on Halloween and gets down with her friends to that Electric Eel song. I know that in my fantasy they all end up in the bath together playing with their rubber duckies, and by rubber duckies I mean each other’s vaginas, because with a name like Rainey, I sure hope she likes to get wet, but I am sure they probably just went to some frat party, got drunk and puked on each other, which I guess is kinda hot in it’s own way.

Since I’ve written on her before, I’m not going to write about her name, her parents, or her privileged rich kid life again, or how she’s not all that hot considering both her parents are models, but I will post the video someone just emailed me because it’s a slow day and Halloween only happened 2 months ago, so I’m not all that slow on the shit by my standards, which isn’t saying much….

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2008

19

Jun

Andie McDowell’s Daughter has Facebook of the Day

Her name is Rainey Qualley and it sounds like something Muslim and like she’s going to fly her airplane into my house or like some kind of Hip Hop name, like back when I used to throw down a few freestyles on the street corner and went by the name Drippy Rattler, it was the late 80s and no one took me seriously so I quit, but I could have been the next Fresh Prince but less wholesome, but I guess that’s got nothing to do with the real truth about Rainey Qualley and that her parents are a bunch of Dirty Hippie Model Faggots who thought calling their kid Rainey was so representative of the condition of our world and because she was conceived on a rainy night in a field during the winter solstice or some shit. Again, I could be wrong.

The truth is that people are talking about her and trying to find more info out on her, I didn’t bother pulling in the research but by the looks of it she is about 18, she’s not all that hot considering both her parents were models, and goes against my theory that good lookin’ people make ugly babies, because in not being all that hot she’s not all that ugly either.

Her pictures or dull, she seems dull, she looks like she does well in school, plays the piano and on crazy nights she eats 2 bags of microwave popcorn with her fat ugly friends. She looks like she’s popular with the boys, unless that’s just one boy and I look forward to seeing this slut in training make the move to being a slut in action. Sometimes, they need the training wheels and sometimes they don’t.

If she’s not 18, someone email me so I can take it down and not get sued or arrested for some crazy American law that says you can’t write or talk about someone who isn’t 18.

Bonus – here she is with her mother in the event you have no idea who Andie McDowell is (like me)

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