Aubrey Plaza Erotica of the Day

2019

Jun

Hey nerds, your awkward hero Aubrey Plaza is out here in Cosmo magazine – sexualizing herself with hard hitting journalism like “Millennials are Best at Sex” compared to who the fuck cares, it’s all bullshit fake news, cuz there have been perverts since the beginning of time, and I was having anal sex in high school with girls, not the way you were having anal sex, but in a “lets not get pregnant but still fill you up” kind of way…cuz being a dirtbag or a slut who licks ass is fucking timeless…

Sure maybe they are more open minded to group sex, queer sex, and other shit in porn that should be illegal…but broken women are a thing that has always happened or existed…and I think Cosmo is a fucking liar…

Aubrey Plaza on the other hand, she’s bringing it…enjoy it.