Christie Brinkley must be rolling around in her damn grave, I know she’s not actually dead, but this is probably damn near killing her, because she was so hopeful for her daughter to follow her steps in the world as some kind of superstar bikini model….

She had all the doors opened to her based on who her mother is. She’s got all the best trainers lined up, the best dieticians and home chefs…all perfect for Sailor Cook to follow her lead like she’s Kaia Gerber and Christie is Cindy….

But being rich, born rich, coddled, has won…the work ethic just isn’t there for someone who has everything, while all the food they could ever want that fills their cupboards or that their maid can pump out on demand, a perk of being rich….is catching up to the girl as her metabolism slows down…

So even if Christie sees her daughter as hotter than she is, as most moms do, she can’t see past this GUNT…hanging out of the leggings.

This is the protest, when your mom is a model who is known at 75 for still being hot, because she’s just that vain…you know…this is that FUCK you “let me have my own life but don’t cut off my trust fund, I need my cake budget”….

Is this fat shaming? Not really, it’s more Fat acknowledging and laughing at fucked up her mom probably is for not letting this girl be her natural and happy fat self…for vanity…

I support Sailor Brinkley in her quest to live her best fat life and I don’t even like fat chicks…but if you’re rich and can afford all the good foods, get that in your damn belly and enjoy it.

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Sailor Brinkley Cook is the not very hot, because she doesn’t need to be hot, daughter of Christie Brinkely.

Christie Brinkley, who diluted her SI SWIMSUIT icon model body with the sperm of a very rich dudes over the course of her life, in order to set herself for life, because and thus set the kids up.

So the kids don’t need to be hot because they won’t need to use that hotness to survive, or to have that good life, you know whore out like their mom did, because they’ll start out rich.

That’s not to say Christie Brinkley was some poor, destitude girl when she got into Modeling, anyone who knows that Billy Joel Uptown Girl song knows it is about her. She was actually adopted by her mom’s second husband, who was named Don Brinkley and who lived in Malibu and Bel Air and Brentwood growing up.

He was the TV writer of The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (second time mentioning that IP today), The Fugitive and a bunch of other shit like Raw Hide….basically he was a rich TV writer.

But that doesn’t man his adopted daughter with all her adopted issues can’t be a whore who likes to fuck or breed with rich guys to maintain that lifestyle.

However, Peter Cook, Sailor’s dad along with being a successful architect, was also a male model, so maybe this was her attempt at creating something hot and I guess just missing the mark since underwater she looks alright.

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The only interesting thing about Sailor Cook Brinkley in a bikini, is seeing just how far off the mark she is from being her mother Christie Brinkley. Tainted by that rich guy sperm that made her up inside her mom…

I do find her attempts to follow her mom’s lead as a bikini model cute, in a kid trying to be like his cop dad by wearing his cop dad’s hat at a dinner party for all the cop friends to laugh at how cute it is kind of way….you know because we all know she’s not a “bikini model” but luckily in an era where non bikini models produce bikini model pics cuz they can since it is easy.

That is not to say I find little kids in cop hats the same as 20 something year old skinny blonde chicks in bikinis the same level of “interesting”….I’m just saying she may be in a bikini but she’s no fucking Brinkley even if she uses her mom’s name professionally.

Not that she needs a profession, her dad is a billionaire…and she’s set so all this is just LOLZ to her…and possibly things for you to jack off to cuz you’re a pervert.

I mean she’s still a young skinny rich blonde chick in a bikini…which is never a terrible thing….plus whoever gets to fuck her can stare at pics of her mom before diving in…you know to get in the mood…knowing that this came out of that bikini cunt.

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Sailor Brinkley Cook the girl who got zero looks from her supermodel mom, but got her genetics from her billionaire dad, a tradeoff for the good life because money, an endless supply of money, is far more important than being a hot chick who needs to fuck for the good life. Smart family planning BRINKLEY….

Well clearly, despite not being hot, she learned at a young age how to pose like a half naked bikini clad slut, because her mom knew that despite not having the looks, but instead the ability to stage the look, is just as important, a distraction, or diversion, because dudes get lost in the pose and don’t realize that the girl doing the pose is average at best….that’s the basis of everything on social media right now…

So here she is doing it.

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Sailor Brinkley Cook got it from her mom….not her looks, I mean she’s barely hot, she got her behavior of getting half naked in a bikini and making a career or trying to make a career out of it work for her, it’s like seeing the mom stripper teach the less talented and hot daughter stripper to carry on the family legacy, even though she’d be better off working at her dad’s company, but as an heir to a billion dollars, the kind of money that buys you a SI Model when SI Models mattered…and that got those SI Models to get knocked up with your seed to better your DNA and legacy….you can play model…by posting slutty bathing suit pics of yourself…even though you aren’t hot…we’ll all still look…we’re perverts…so thanks for the production of content designed for perverts…we need it to survive…

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Sailor Brinkley Cook is proof that a hot mom, who now looks like some sort of zombie muppet thanks to her vanity and available budget for her vanity…..does not necessarily produce hot daughters when she herself reduces herself to a sex worker….who is only there for the money…

But I have a feeling Sailor Brinkley Cook doesn’t realize she’s not cute. She’s just got money and attention from her last name and the fact that she’s going to inherit a billion dollars….all the family real estate…and she’s no fat and gets to always hang in her bikini while fucking surfer dudes in Australia…

Or maybe she realizes it doesn’t matter and you don’t need to be cute to look cute on social media…you just need to show your ass and get topless in the pose all the girls are doing cuz it’s trendy, mainstream and repetitive.

There is no artistry in shamelessness anymore, especially when you’re a lazy rich kid who doesn’t need to put in any real effort.

Right.

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Sailor Brinkley Cook is a fine example of diluted genetics thanks to the hot mom marrying rich ugly dude who charmed her with his money….lifestyle and kindness…because dude was an earner and ready to buy himself a model wife after years of hard work and buying everything else for himself…

Sailor Brinkley Cook is skinny, she’s in a bikini often, but she isn’t hot…and we can collectively blame her mother for that…

Already rich Christie Brinkley didn’t think to just be satisfied with all her money, and breed with someone who would create a good looking child…she was instead charmed by the money…and forced to create this…

Diluted Genetics…but she’s rich and will be fine..not everyone is cut out to be a model, not everyone needs to be a model to feel good about themselves, some people are fine looking average at best, knowing their piss is worth more than you, without ever having to work a day in their life.

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Sailor Brinkley Cook is so fucking boring…it’s one of those her mom is Christie Brinkley so you expect or want more out of her…but her mom being Christie Brinkley means that her dad is some rich guy who Christie Brinkley was drawn to, who was rich enough to meet her wants and needs, and who therefore meant diluting her genetics, that is really just plastic surgery tactics, to get security and locked in, even if she didn’t really need it. She was a bikini model when bikini models mattered…and Billy Joel’s wife when Billy Joel was a huge fucking star making huge fucking money that wasn’t all being spent on his cocaine habit.

Point being…even if her dad is good looking, not that I would know, that’s queer…there’s no guarantee that the spawn, the lazy rich entitled spawn will be that hot too….and as this one gets older, her body less exciting…boring and terribly fucking average…

Average is ok when it comes to living just that simple uneventful life, or when it applies to your marks in high school…but when you’re a rich kid with a model mom who likes that beach and surf life…it’s pretty fucking uneventful….as average is.

Here’s her average ass doing average things…for us average people who find it really fucking boring.

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Sailor Brinkley still out here in a bikini because her mother is a Bikini model who understands that the bikini is the foundation of life, it is the meaning of life, at least for her….because it allowed her to fuck Billy Joel…make some ugly troll of a daughter…allowing her to get more and more mainstream….before finding some other rich guy to fill her uterus…all while getting paid to be in a bikini cuz she’s a model…which is a great excuse for a sugar baby, you know they can pretend they are earners and their sugar daddy’s feel like thy aren’t fully with a Sex Worker…

The only issue with Sailor Brinkley is that she’s not all that interesting to look out, cuz these rich dudes use model pussy to improve their genetics…while their mom dumbs down her genetics making an inferior looking creature…so here she is living a life not as hot as her 70 year old mom…must be a weird dynamic.

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The key to shameless instagram pics is to find a prop or excuse to be in a bikini….

Some girls do this because they own a bikini line – that isn’t a real bikini line – but they pretend it is….

Other girls do it because they are surfers…in a “What else would I be wearing”…

Both a great reasons for a girl to be in a bikini, but in this era of not giving a fuck, feminism, not explaining yourself…you don’t need a reason to be in a bikini other than that it gets more traffic.

You can hike in a bikini, try not to die…you can bike in a bikini…..you can dyke in a bikini…anything bikini gets hits..and hits is what we care about. It is the currency for people, often times rich kids, like this one…who don’t care about money, just about the fans to feel relevant…

She is her mother’s daughter, an uglier version of Christie….but that’s only because Christie’s DNA got altered with the rich guy she bred with…as it often happens because rich guys aren’t models!!

Either way….Bikinis!!

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