Francia Raisa is the most insane Selena Gomez groupie, or opportunist pretending to be a best friend to Selena Gomez, because she literally gave up her kidney for the bitch.

Instead of going viral and getting all the high profile work you’d expect a hero who saved Selena Gomez to get, she became part of the rumormill around Selena Gomez and her having beef, or her being used by Selena Gomez for her organs, and other things that didn’t equal money.

We don’t know if the real story involves Selena Gomez buying Francia’s kidney, I’m sure there are laws around that and the better story for the media is that she gave it up out of the kindness of her heart, but we do live in a world of rich people buying babies from surrogates and shit, so it is most likely a transactional thing.

Either way, Francia, who was an organ farm for Selena, no word on whether they also swapped out their vaginas or reproductive organs, you know while under the knife you might as well get some breast implants at the same time….

She is on the beach in LA, doing some clickbait volleyball, wearing an aggressive thong for the paparazzi, because when your attention seeking as Selena Gomez’s organ farm doesn’t pan out, use the big ass, and big ass is what she’s got….

That whole losing the Kidney clearly did not take any of her ass with it, if anything, maybe removing kidneys brings the ass better than a BBL….less intrusive…unless the ass came with the Kidney transplant…when under the knife you might as well get an ass…

I don’t know what the other skin condition she’s got going on is, probably cupping, but I guess when you only have 1 kidney, you do whatever you can to detox….unless that’s not cupping and just disease from a struggling singular kidney after selling the back-up to a celebrity.

That may be a giant jiggly cellulite ridden ass, but if organ donors or people harvested for their organs are your fetish, you take what you get, and really, dudes like ass this fat, it’s not quite gross enough to hate.

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I don’t write memes, because my jokes are long winded and I get lost in them and they end up not being funny at all, but the intention is there and that should be rewarded, especially in this society….AT LEAST I TRIED.

If I was to write a Meme to this it’d be “Gives Selena Gomez a Kidney Once”….

Because Francia gave Selena Gomez a Kidney, and has apparently not let that impact her alcoholism, or even her thich ass thighs and ass, because this bitch is built like the A&W bear as it slow motion walks towards us in a skimpy bikini.

I actualyl call this body the Instagram body, because so many of the girls on isntagra are what you’d call fat chicks 20 years ago, but for whatever reason, tehy manage to keep a pretty small midsection but their hips down are huge….you see it all the time, clearly hormones in the food, and despite sacrificing her kidney for EVIL Disney agendas like keeping Selena Gomez alive, which I don’t think really backed out for her like it should have….but she’s still on a boat in the tropics somewhere, so I guess it worked out alright…and for that reason alone, you should masturbate to her waddle. She’s a survivor, or maybe just an Organ Farm for the rich and famous, both are more important than you…..

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Francia Raisa is so funny because she gave up her Kidney to Selena Gomez for Clout, or because she thought she’d get somewhere bigger having been the girl to save Selena’s life, but it didn’t really pan out that way…I think Selena Gomez called security on her in the hospital room and never spoke to her again after getting said Kidney….but maybe their falling out was more drawn out…because celebrities are horrible people who do horrible things for their horrible self serving selves….even this Francia’s act of kindness was strategic to get more hype…

Insteaad, she’s now one Kidney short of a full set, clearly the kidney she needed to flush the fat out of her, because these midget legs are thick…

I actually kind of like it…in part because she’s willing to give up a kidney for Selena Gomez friendship that only happened after a casting call for a Kidney match…but also because it backfired on her so she’s gotta go back to the drawing board with the bikini pics or bikini walk… even though she looks like she’s going to the midget toss….as the midget being tossed…

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You may not know who Francia Raisa is, maybe you didn’t see Bring It On 47: All or Nothing, or The Cutting Edge 3: Chasing the Dream, since The Cutting Edge 1 and 2 just didn’t inspire you enough to see a third one…

Maybe you don’t watch the Secret Life of the American Teenager, even though they gave me a shout out, at least I think they did…Unless they know another Jesus Martinez, I mean there are millions of us…

But Francia Raisa is still a person…not a very famous person…but a person who matters enough that we notice her half naked and flexhing….because even if I don’t care about sports bra…I care about tits..and the two come hand in hand…and she’s more butch than Olympian Bruce Jenner…which isn’t saying much.

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