Sydney Sweeney is the tits from Euphoria who I am expecting to have around for awhile because Hollywood still casts Jennifer Aniston as a love interest in movies, at least I assume they do, they shouldn’t, she’s old as shit…

This is the new blood now that the old blood like ScarJo and Emma Stone and Margot Robbie all hit 40 and are no longer relatable to the kids who aren’t watching these movies to begin with, because they are too busy taking selfies or TikToks…or being fucking weird internet people….thank god for the new blood because the old blood is drying up like their menopausal vaginas and we need fresher meat….and meat Sydney Sweeney has….in her titties….because her TITS are fucking huge.

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