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2020

28

Apr

Jordyn Jones Workout of the Day

Jordyn Jones is not Tom Jones’ daughter. She’s not Jenny Joness daughter. She’s not Tommy Lee Jones’ Daughter….give me more celebs with the last name Jones….JAMES EARL JONES…not his daughter either….I’ve gone down this route with this one before. My goto wtf am I going to say about a hot blonde chick from instagram showing off her workouts, which by default means she’s showing off her tight body in motion, because that’s what working out is for most people who aren’t 300 pounds and pretending to workout to justify eating the entire cake, or to appease their doctors, or to not die of COVID cuz a lot of the death are us fat fucks who don’t take care of ourselves…because why bother when slutty girls like this can do it for us.

I mean if we were to go to Gyms like we lived in Georgia, we couldn’t get the full experience if a girl like this was there squatting, because we are decent in our perversion and try to be discreet…

But on the internet…I can zoom in on where she shits from…and target just the pixels I want to cum to…asssuming I could still cum…I’m old and fat and that all ties back to the obesity-related diseases…

So who Jordyn Jones is doesn’t matter…who fucking cares…she’s got a rocking body…she shows off in ways she can pretend are wholesome….leaving me with questions…life changing questions like….where are the nudes…if we are all going to die…give us the damn nudes…before it is too late..

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