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2020

10

Jan

Miley Cyrus Hard Nips of the Day

Miley Cyrus nips are circulating the internet like she’s never shown her tits before, because I guess she took a break from showing her tits to get married, but now that she’s divorced, the nips are back….and the wholesome fake country girl, you gotta remember she’s an LA rich Disney kid first, meaning she can act her way through “HICK”….to connect to that audience knows exactly what she’s doing. Too much money is on the line for her to not know what she’s doing. All calculating, hostess twinkie, middle of the road, basic shit…but braless in a wifebeater and the way it reminds me of 90s punk shows I’d drink too much piss beer at…works for me.

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2020

09

Jan

Elsa Hosk is still so hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk, created by the good perverts at Victoria’s Secret, who can call herself an ANGEL, which is still a big part of the brand’s marketing. She is basically a “celebrity” model and rich thanks to the evil sweatshop owning brand that financed Epstein according to many reports and she deserves it because she looks like this.

She was brought on as Candice Swanepoel’s replacement, who I call Candice-SWINE-POO-WHO? after staring long enough at Elsa Hosk who is just substantially better. It must be funny being a hot celebrated model like Candice, who likely had an ego, realizing there’s better out there and she can’t even use the “well she’s younger” excuse cuz they are the same age. HILARIOUS. Model Drama (that I just invented in my head).

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2020

09

Jan

Leah Sanders Slutty South African of the Day

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Leah Sanders is a South African model and despite the AIDS rate in South Africa, the systematic racism from the Whites of South Africa wanting to remain elite while keeping the native Africans as slaves, the annoying accents, the sharks, the other wild animals that kill, including but not limited to the high crime rate….she has survived and is able to make us bikini pics like she was that “Daddy killer Slut” Charlize Theron, or Candice Swanepoel, or who the fuck else is out of South Africa….Die Antwerp?

Either way, girl looks good.

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2020

09

Jan

Rumer Willis Archery in Tight Leggings of the Day

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For those of you who say that Rumer Willis is useless.

Just some entitled useless do nothing who happens to be born to very rich parents that coddle her thanks to being celebrity weirdo narcissists that can’t seen anything their genitals produced as being bad or embarrassing.

A girl who doesn’t need skills, hobbies, projects because she can just CHILL…

Well as it turns out…she does archery, so take that haters…bitch does things beyond sitting and injecting her face to make herself hotter than she was at 18 when she looked like a potato.

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2020

09

Jan

Halle Berry Shower Porn of the Day

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Halle Berry has been allowed to manager her own social media feed and in doing that she’s tapped into the depths of her soul to find out what that creative outlet should be for herself. At 50 and a celebrity she has all kinds of options. Does she take the Oprah / Paltrow angle of creating a personal lifestyle brand, does she do the Jessica Simpson and push things like K-Mart Clothing, or does she do what she actually likes doing, which is starring in content dudes can jerk off to cuz she’s hot, like a sex worker, hired in the 90s to play the black girl, cuz she grew up white and the producers could handle it, because they needed black actors back then also, they just preferred half blacks raised white for the part because Hollywood is racist.

Halle Berry old or not is still hot except for that ass tattoo or a birthmark from her blackness…either way…weird approach to social media but when you’re Halle Berry who fucking cares.

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2020

09

Jan

Taraji P Henson Got Them Tits On of the Day

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In hollywood tyring to be more inclusive in their content because they are all scared of being called out on twitter for being racist or not WOKE enough, so they cast all kinds of ethnics for the sake of avoiding being called out, as they know they are disposable…

We’re getting more inclusive more diverse titties.

That’s not always a good thing but not because of the race thing, I know that we collectively like all pussy if it’s good pussy, but Hollywood is trying to appease everyone, so some of the pussy, is not good pussy.

I am not the person to decide good or bad pussy, I’ll just post the pics and let you retards use your small retard brains to figure it out…because they are tits and that should be enough for you.

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2020

09

Jan

Chanel West Coast Shitty Bikini Handstand of the Day

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No one cares about Chanel West Coast, her fake hip hop accent, her milking an MTV gig a decade later because she can, I mean if you get on TV once, use that for the rest of your fucking life, and when using it…get in a bikini…so people can have an actual reason to look at your nonsense.

Let that be a life lesson to women everywhere, if you want people to pay attention to your nonsense, do things half naked, the audience may not be listening, but they will be captivated even when what’s being presented, like this hand stand bikini shit isn’t captivating.

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2020

09

Jan

Ariel Winter Twerk of the Day

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I’m surprised we didn’t hear about the earthquake that happened when Ariel Winter did these two tweak sessions for her camera man. Shaking her ass and tearing down the building.

I am so hungover and staring at Ariel Winter’s fat, now skinnier ass is both offensive and inspiring.

Offensive because Ariel Winter is a fucking troll, but inspiring because despite being ok with being fat and disgusting, she pulled up her fitness activewear and got on new Anti-Depressants to lose all that vile weight, like the burden that it was, the same way she lost her tits, but with less surgical removal of the fat…at least according to her…but I’m not buying it.

I think despite her being a troll it is important to celebrate weightloss and fight the fight for calling out fatties for being fat and unhealthy and to stop the fake news narrative that fat is wonderful and all bodies matter…cuz fat kills…just not my wife…at least not fast enough…but it kills my spirits…for not killing my wife fast enough…which is MURDER in the second degree and a reminder that FAT should be criminal….

Here she is in some tight leggings

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2020

09

Jan

Jojo Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Jojo is still stripping….and lifting and trying to get fit cuz she’s probably out of her Disney Kid money from 10 years ago and this whole comeback tour thing has only worked when she shows off how big her tits are….stripping…the logical thing to train for…like a survivalist filling up his bunker with rice and canned goods….or the homeowner who buys an RV…the insurance policy that you’ll be ok when it all fucking fails.

I didn’t jerk off to Jojo then, I don’t jerk off to her now, but I like how her tits developed, far better than her career developed. Seriously.

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2020

08

Jan

Bella Thorne Fridge Selfie of the Day

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I guess Bella Thorne hasn’t fallen off enough to star in her own ANAL gangbang porn, so she continues to post up silly “provocative” and boring videos of herself being unshowered for your pheromone loving perverts…you know you three day old pussy stench through your clothes loving sick fucks….who make a point of not letting the girls you know shower before you fuck…even when you know they fucked other dudes before you since you’re paying them to have sex ith you…

I find Bella Thorne ridiculously dull, so until the anal gangbang porn comes out, I’ll just continue watching her suck at being “edgy” or “interesting”….

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