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2022

06

Jul

McKayla Maroney Bikini of the Day

When you look at a victim of abuse, like McKayla Maroney, who I heard got paid out to keep her mouth shut agains the Gymnastics league when they were taking out that creepy doctor who would finger the girls basically in front of the parents by pretending it was some strategy to make them win, which was exactly what the stage parents wanted to hear, since winning is what they were there for, it would make all those early mornings, the money spent training, the trips and coaching seminars they had to invest in to get to the top of the food chain, which is the GOLD MEDAL at the Olympics….takes some effort, sacrifices and compromises….

Which I guess the doctor was well aware of because he just told the parents what they wanted to hear, so he could do what he wanted to do without any questions asked, which included diddling…

So yeah, when you look at a victim of abuse, you have to wonder if she is the type who has embraced her sex appeal and sexuality in a “I won’t let that creep define my life”….which is the type that overly sexualize themselves to deal with the fucked up situation they were in….or is she the type that now hates penis, is full lesbian, and even then she doesn’t like being looked at half naked because sex brings up all the pain of that horrible experience…..

Or do you just pretend she wasn’t molested by her gymnastic doctor in one of the biggest scandals to ever happen in Olympic sports funded by the governement..because the last thing you want to think of when looking at her bikini wearing gymnast body is creepy perverted real life shit, since you’re more into creepy perverted fantasy shit that she’s like into in your fantasy, versus the real life version of her being traumatized by the motherfucker.

Either way, GYMNAST BIKINI TIME!

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2022

19

Apr

McKayla Maroney Bikini Tits of the Day

There is an ongoing debate that girls who are victims of abuse, and I mean real abuse, not the bullshit lies that Amber Heard spread to destroy Johnny Depp’s career and existence, in a “If I can’t have you no one can” groupie hustle that we all see through

Yes, I’ve been watching Johnny Depp’s deposition at his trial on Court TV that I am not sure whether it’s scripted or not, the stories seem legit, but the whole fiasco is definitely a clear his name acting job for both parties and you know Heard is taking the L, knowing that she’ll get paid out on this, since destroying Johnny Depp didn’t really advance her career…..once a manipulative opportunistic white trash psycho whore always one…

That said, there is an ongoing debate that girls who are victims of sexual abuse, grow up to have an insatiable sex drive that can fuck you masterfully if you can handle their crazy….

The opposition say that girls who are victims of abuse are penis hating feminist blue hairs who knit and do lesbian relationships because of the trauma….

I figure, who fucking cares, keep your baggage to your damn self and show us your titties in bikini or otherwise regardless of what you’ve been through, it’s the internet – so CLICKBAIT.

Maroney is a victim of that CREEPY Gymnastics doctor who never should have been, but if you listen to Alex Jones, you’ll have to assume that everyone is a fucking predator towards children, something I’m believing more and more as I see the shit that’s being put out there….human trafficking is real and demonic but that doesn’t mean I can’t look at her bikini tits, gymnastics body and sexualize her as an adult..

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2022

03

Mar

McKayla Maroney Tits of the Day

McKayla Maroney, your gymnastic Olympic GOLD MEDAL WINNING dream after what was probably years of sexual abuse by the pervert elite who run the Olympic Teams, which should have never happened, mainly because any grown man with a passion for teen gymnastics should have his google history checked a few times before singing him on for some lucrative contract that ended up getting him life in prison…

She’s not longer a gymnast, but we’ll assume she’s got more skills that the average non-gymnast when she fucks, if she fucks, you never know, victims of assault are weird…either man hating lesbians are full fledged drunken sluts who validate themselves through their sex….either way…she’s got the moves if she needs to bust them out…

Apparently, she’s also got the outfits, because this selfie includes what must be some sort of fetish gear, not sure what the fetish is, maybe PICNIC BLANKET sex, or maybe it’s GYMNASTS dressed like they are heading to slutty EASTER DAY PARADE..which would be better if she was doing the splits, but you can’t always get what you want out of life….not all of us WIN golds.

Here she is driving a car in a proper car driving outfit….NO SEAT BELT…so daring…like that movie CRASH…not that woke CRASH…the one where perverts cum when crashing cars…it’s a fetish….when my fetish is more about the SEAT BELT jacking up the TITTY like the BRA none of these bitches wear…because FEMINISM…

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2022

15

Feb

McKayla Maroney Got Them Tits On of the Day

McKayla Maroney is out here doing some erotica for Lingerie becuase girls like romance, or being jerked off to, what do I know….other than that some of these once famous for being Olympians can make more money selling nudes, so why give it away for free like this, unless you don’t need the money, or haven’t decided to go down that route, since there’s no coming back….ONCE YOU GOT SELLING NUDES you never go back, probably because you’re too rich to bother going back, as you live in your villas and only fly private…seriously…some Only Fans girls make 1,000,000 a month…it’s crazy…it’s enough for that “EVERYONE HAS A PRICE”…to get their price….

I know what some of you are thinking, that she was paid off by the Olympic committee after years of abuse from that serious demon predator that I still and will always blame the parents for allowing their kids to get near…the dreams of OLYMPICS blinded them…and based on watching some of the Olympics, that’s pretty lame goal..but I guess with Gymnastics…it’s the pinnacle…

I know wat some of you are thinking, oh those victims of abuse are always the best fucks when they get older because of all the training, to which I say, she may be the best fuck because of her hard work, athleticism and dedication to the sport she’s most interested in.

If anything the people I’ve known who were diddled or raped are the most scared of sex…even with all the experience because it’s not enjoyable to them…

So maybe you should respect this VICTIM as you stare at her tits…you MONSTER….

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2022

28

Jan

McKayla Maroney Shorts of the Day

McKayla Maroney’s got that Olympic Gymnast muscle memory that you’d think would be a great marketing hook for her OnlyFans, but I guess she got paid off on a level for the insane abuse that she was put through as a child who showed enough talent in gymnastics to make it to the Olympics, so everyone just ignored that they put PREDATORS around these girls….something I am sure that was just a fluke and that in no way exists in other parts of government funded operations…you know because they put so much importance on protecting the kids….demon fucks.

Anyway, she doesn’t have an only fans, so the only floor moves or PARALLEL BARS you will see her riding are going to be at GYMNASTIC SUMMER CAMP or at a party you attend with her after she has too many cocktails and decides to show you want a handspring is…

I don’t know gymnastic moves, but I appreciate that shes not built like a muscular midget like the other gymnasts….but also that she’s in a tight outfit..so I can stare at her crotch…

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2022

04

Jan

McKayla Maroney Titty Dress of the Day

Remember the scandal about the Olympic Gymnastic team being run by creepy fucking perverts that no one stopped for many fucking years, and bright eyed parents who saw the opportunity and millions of dollars in endorsements turned a blind eye to their teen daughters on the cusp of being Olympic heroes being fingered by the team doctor treating foot injuries?

I do….and I am sure McKayla Maroney does too….but luckily, the Gold Medalist Olympian doesn’t let her abuse make an annoying victim out of her, you know annoying victims, they are fucking everywhere and the problem with society…it’s like get over it…

You can be paralyzed by the “trauma” and unable to leave the house…only to get fat and agoraphobic…but active on social media whining for attention….

Or you can say fuck it, and put a slutty dress on to celebrate your athletic body and the fact that you can bend on dicks in ways unimaginable to anyone who hasn’t had sex with an Olympic gymnast because most look like midget trolls….

Everyone’s got bullshit in their past…no one wants to hear it, but we do want to see the tits….KEEP your trauma to yourself in 2022…no one gives a fuck about your problems, we got our own…but BRING your tits out in 2022…because all dudes give a fuck about TITS.

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2021

28

Oct

McKayla Maroney Cleavage of the Day

There was a time when I thought Sports Bras were the most depressing bra choice because girls with big tits would wear them to suffocate their kids like it was a VENT in the COVID ward…or a FACE MASK AT THE GROCERY STORE…or a CLIMATE CHANGE ACTIVIST trying to remove the carbon from the air that the TREES need to suffocate us from there being no trees left to make us OXYGEN…dumb fucks…

But yeah, sports bras were the crime against the tits, until the internet turned everyone in a whore and made the sports bra slutty…now we all want the girls in their push up sports bra at the grocery store, since we can’t look at their smiles, might as well look at their tits …and I guess pussy and ass in leggigns…they always wear matching sets – these whores..

I don’t know if this is a sports bra, but she’s an Olympic Athlete and thus any bra top, tank top or lacy bullshit, is going to be a sports bra…because like Bruce Jenner….everything that bitch does cycles back to athleticism…

So sports bra or not, the tits are sporty even in the retirement and I’m a fan of this behavior…not that I give a fuck about Maroney, the victim of the WORST CRIME IN SPORTS HISTORY….that for whatever reason…the system allowed to happen, because the SYSTEM is rigged for their homies to get off from HEINOUS crimes…

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2021

25

Oct

Mckayla Maroney Fitness Erotica of the Day

McKayla Maroney, the viral teen who was sexualized by the internet right after he gold medal win, the day she became an American hero that everyone turned their back on because they have short attention spans and have too much noise to filter their way through everyday that they can’t pay attention to the important stuff…like that she was signalling to everyone that she had been sexualized by the team doctor, and was a victim of the biggest scandal to ever happen in sports as far as I’m concerned, and the parents with the bright eyes and dreams of grandeur, you know ALL they ever dreamed of when they noticed some talent in their kid, was enough to ignore the fact that the team doctor was a fucking diddler…and GUESS what…so was the government…just turning the other way, because they are evil.

Anyway, the two lessons we have learned are…take the cash settlement, cuz your story will come out eventually and you’ll get your revenge, that will be much sweeter never having to work again….and the other one is that if you’re a fit fucking Gymnast, strip down into fitness gear and show us how you can eat your own asshole.

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2021

23

Sep

McKayla Maroney Shaking Ass of the Day



You may have recently seen McKayla Maroney, who was previously criticized for taking a financial deal with the US Gymnastics people over that monster doctor that has been put away for life….

Not that I know much about the case but I know it’s a fucking disgrace for one of the sports the US is most proud of and that the US excels at, because they allowed some creeper to diddle girls who were seeing him for leg injuries…while their parents were in the other room…what world is this…

Last week she was in the news for testifying against the creepy pervert predator doctor or the way the case was handled…and I saw the headlines that her statements about the fucked up doctor and the people who helped him and turned a blind eye to him, and allowed this shit to happen were totally misconstrued by the people she reported them to and that’s pretty fucking crazy….

This was the quote according to the NY TIMES….


“Not only did the F.B.I. not report my abuse, but when they eventually documented my report 17 months later, they made entirely false claims about what I said,” Ms. Maroney testified. “They chose to lie about what I said and protect a serial child molester rather than protect not only me but countless others.”

What a fucking disgrace…

Luckily, she has managed to survive because not all people are debilitated, castrated, victims, some people pull their socks up and get back to living, because you can’t let shitty things that happen to you destroy you, but should use it to inspire you to inspire others or some shit…

I mean I’m so tired of all these victims crying mental health as they cocoon themselves in their house, worse now with the COVID thing, because they are able to have a generally accepted excuse to suck….

While Maroney’s out here shaking her little fit gymnastic ass to power through the shit…which as it turns out is therapy for us all to get through these trying times….10 years ago, I would probably have made a joke out of the molestation, but I don’t find that shit funny, I guess I’ve grown as a person, because some things are just too fucking dark and too disturbing…and as these elite athlete girls were trying to make their parents and coaches happy, to represent the country on an international scale, you know that lots of mind-fucking went on to get them there, and lots of threats were made to keep them there, and throw in a pervert doctor the people responsible for protecting these kids put in place and defended…are just so vile and disgusting and we’ll hope get what they have coming their way….

None of that discounts that Maroney’s looking hot in her booty shake content….



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2021

08

Sep

McKayla Maroney Almost Upskirt of the Day

I saw some video of some cheerleader in a bikini doing a backflip to splits. I am not sure what FB account it was posted to and I haven’t been able to find it with my low level and lazy search…but you get the idea…fit athletic girl does a standing back flip and lands in a fucking split…

That’s the kind of energy I’d expect from McKayla Maroney, because the static posing, the glamour with the beauty filter on nonsense, is fine and all, but it’s hardly tapping into her GOLD MEDAL WINNING capabilities to bend herself in ways that would drive more than just the creepy Gymnastic doctor crazy at least now that she’s in her 20s….

She’s got that muscle memory, knows how to sexualize herself, is a little thicker than she once was and besides that creepy filter…she’s the American hero you need to unify your people, divided from vaccines, politics, genders, races, sexual preferences, anything they can divide you with…but united in jerking off to an American athletic hero is all you need to realize who cares about the other shit let’s fixate on the tits.

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