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2021

28

Oct

McKayla Maroney Cleavage of the Day

There was a time when I thought Sports Bras were the most depressing bra choice because girls with big tits would wear them to suffocate their kids like it was a VENT in the COVID ward…or a FACE MASK AT THE GROCERY STORE…or a CLIMATE CHANGE ACTIVIST trying to remove the carbon from the air that the TREES need to suffocate us from there being no trees left to make us OXYGEN…dumb fucks…

But yeah, sports bras were the crime against the tits, until the internet turned everyone in a whore and made the sports bra slutty…now we all want the girls in their push up sports bra at the grocery store, since we can’t look at their smiles, might as well look at their tits …and I guess pussy and ass in leggigns…they always wear matching sets – these whores..

I don’t know if this is a sports bra, but she’s an Olympic Athlete and thus any bra top, tank top or lacy bullshit, is going to be a sports bra…because like Bruce Jenner….everything that bitch does cycles back to athleticism…

So sports bra or not, the tits are sporty even in the retirement and I’m a fan of this behavior…not that I give a fuck about Maroney, the victim of the WORST CRIME IN SPORTS HISTORY….that for whatever reason…the system allowed to happen, because the SYSTEM is rigged for their homies to get off from HEINOUS crimes…

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