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2020

17

Jun

McKayla Maroney American Hero Nipple of the Day

McKayla Maroney is an American hero that I am sure Chris D’Elia was a fan of when she was at her most famous, because she was about 16 at the time. In fact, the whole world took interest in her when she was winning gold in the Olympics, back when she basically became a meme and for all the years following that moment, she was sexualized, no one gave a fuck that she was young and she just fed into it with her bikini pics…then the whole raped by that Gymnast doctor thing happened, she took a cash settlement, went radio silent because she got a lot of hate for taking the money, seeing as the damage was already done, and really her parents are to blame for letting dude finger his team, you know finger in vagina his team, when they had totally unrelated injuries….but stage parents aren’t all into turning their kids into Disney Kid commodities, some are into Olympics and they do whatever it takes at the expense of their kids….pretty fucking gross….like if I had a kid and any doctor was trying to do anything with their genitals…there would be issues…so I clearly, Maroney has shit parents.

That said, she comes back here and there with her fat gymnast ass, flexibility and now nipples because she’s thicker, older and still someone raised on porno, rap videos and social media…so here’s your American Hero titty.

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2020

20

Apr

McKayla Maroney Short Shorts of the Day

McKayla Maroney was the Gymnast who went viral for becoming a meme when she was underage and ya’ll Olympic Gymnast fans who are already rearing up for this year’s Olympics, were all about her and who are likely the same pervert fucks occupying the VIEWS on every TikTok video you see of a girl dancing with her tits out, her vagina out…..or whatever else she has out….like this TikTok…

I guess when you’re an Olympic gymnast, your TikTok dances are better quality than the amateurs TikTok people, and this is one of those dances…

I like to think she’s sexualizing in her slutty shorts showing off her less than athletic quarantine 15 body…but we give her a break because she was the one who took a payout settlement against her Gymnastic doctor who finger banged her….instead of ratting him out like the other girls….which caused negative press and a lot of hate that has kept McKayla off the radar…..

Take the money and run, the finger bangings while fixing swollen ankles aren’t going to magically disappear because you testify against a pervert with 100 other girls testifying against him….and money heals all wounds…

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2020

04

Feb

McKayla Maroney Fucks the Floor for TikTok of the Day

McKayla Maroney got a lot of hate for taking the settlement from that Larry the Doctor who would finger Gymnast asshole when they sprained an ankle, because he knew the key to recovery was a trained anus….but the reality is that there were enough girls to testify against him to put him away, and McKayla Maroney is probably one of the most talked about Gymnasts since becoming a Meme the year she won gold at the Olympics, and her pervert audience would use that testimony as if it was ASMR jerk off training videos, leaving her in a situation where she can cash the fuck in and be set for life, while the asshole still gets put away thanks to all the evidence….or she can come out here and give all her fans more jerk off material while reliving her trauma because basically it would just media hype for the cause.

Keep in mind, I know nothing about this story, so I don’t even know if she is a Larry Sympathiser, it’s what I feel I know, it’s my truth and that’s good enough for me as I see her sitting on her pile of money so she can spend her time doing important things like creating smut on the internet for her pervert fans, smut she can do better than most thanks to a gymnast ass and a trained gymnast body, because it’s far less painful that Larry stories.

I’m not a fan, she’s not my Olympic hero, but a girl, any girl sexualizing herself is always fun to me, even if it is not all that hot.

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2020

28

Jan

McKayla Maroney Headstand of the Day

McKayla Maroney was the Gymnast who went viral for becoming a meme when she was underage and ya’ll Olympic Gymnast fans who are already rearing up for this year’s Olympics, were all about her.

It led to her sexualizing herself in bikinis and other things that only gymnasts could do, which as things unfolded we realized that she was sexualizing herself because she was a victim of abuse from that Gymnast doctor who would finger bang the girls to fix their sore ankles….something their parents should be arrested for allowing to happen…because they chose to believe in the dream of their kid’s talent and wouldn’t do anything to screw that up. Being an Olympian is a huge accomplishment, what’s a little diddling from the doctor gonna hurt….

Well, as it turns out not only was she a victim of his assault, but also paid to keep her mouth shut, which I guess makes her a sex worker in some capacity….a sex worker paid to get fingered or to not testify against him…which ended up causing some backlash…but she’s a survivor and out here with her tits and ass in various gymnast poses…recovered from the trauma of being that victim who got paid off….to sexualize herself yet again…for another day…because that’s what surviving is about….


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2019

18

Nov

McKayla Maroney Tight Leggings of the Day

McKayla Maroney Tight Leggings

McKayla Maroney bringing the slutty like a victim of abuse who was paid off by the US Gymnastics team to stand alone and not speak out on the abuse….instead of saying no to the money and standing with her girls who were also molested by the team doctor and who will likely get better payouts thanks to it being a huge fucking story that showed nothing by negligence on the part of the PARENTS WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT THEIR KIDS….but WHO WERE INSTEAD MORE INTERESTED IN THE HOPE OF OLYMPIC STARDOM….but also on the part of the US TEAM who is supposed to not let their teen athletes get fingered by the team doctor for decades across countless star athletes…

Point being, she’s been silent for a solid year, which was the opposite of what happened after the OLYMPICS when she became a total fucking MEME…who turned to sexualizing herself for attention until the scandal hit and she went radio silent…

I guess she feels enough time has passed, the smoke has drifted, and its a good time to bring that fit gymnast ass to the fucking internet….and that’s ok…even though she’s a terrible person who chose self interest instead of the interest of other victims…what a bitch…


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2019

22

Oct

McKayla Maroney Still Slutty Fitness Erotica of the Day

McKayla Maroney Booty

McKayla Maroney has gone from Olympic Gold Medalist, to underage Gymnast with a bunch of perv fans thanks to the attention she got from the Olympics, to admittedly molested girl, who instead of standing with her teammates, took a payout to keep her mouth shut..like the kind of girl you’d want to molest if you were a molester…cuz she can be bought…but not the kind of girl you’d want to be molested with..because she’d deny it if it came out…or if you were get justice…and now, she’s working on being a booty on instagram, by doing her booty workouts, cuz she already had a booty thanks to years of Olympic gymnastic training, and that muscle memory is easy to manipulate into the ass you want to be on instagram…an ass like a diaper…

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2019

15

Oct

McKayla Maroney Still Slutty but Rich Now of the Day

McKayla Maroney is the slutty gymnast, who while underage won an Olympic Gold on the backs of actual athletes, not quite sure how she snuck onto the team, because it is highly competitive, but based on her behavior right after the Olympics where she was sexualizing herself and playing it all up, thanks to lessons learned by her team doctor….I have an idea how sh made it work…

Last week we posted her cuz she’s out of exile and back on social media, there was a time when she was slutty and half naked everyday – then it all stopped….

Anyway, one of you wrote in the comments that she got paid out to shut up about the creepy doctor who molested all the girls…I had no idea, but it was over a million dollars to shut the fuck up about the scandal…and she took the money as I would…but that I guess people freaked out on her about cuz it’s a little self preserving and not very team spirited…a little greedy and not very fair to the other girls…and when the victims get paid and sign NDAs, the internet activists get mad…

Luckily, people stop caring….so she can go back to her true calling of showing off her fit, muscular booty on the internet like a little whore, we all know she is, cuz she got paid to get diddled by that team doctor and such…expensive whore but a whore nevertheless.

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2019

30

Sep

McKayla Maroney is Slutty Again of the Day

McKayla Maroney I think the highlight of last week, that your American Olympic gold medalist, who won her Gold Medal on the backs of the black girls on her team in what could argue is some modern slavery, made a comeback with her slutty cameltoe shorts.

The victim of the US Gymnastic team’s doctor who used to finger young girls with ankle injuries while their moms who believed in the Olympic dream sat in the other room, you know sexualized at a young age, now sexualizing herself again, because her first round of sexualization happened directly after she won the Olympic medal and became a meme….before the team doctor / finger banger scandal happened…She came hard on the social media, amassed the fans, then tapped out…only to come back, with that fit ass she’s been training for, ready to take on America the way America likes to be taken on…through slutty content masked as fitness content cuz she’s an athlete you see.



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2019

25

Sep

McKayla Maroney Booty of the Day

McKayla Maroney Booty

McKayla Maroney is back….showing her back side…which is like West Side….but with more anus…huh?…exactly….

From being an Olympic Gold medal winning meme…underage gymnast for all the perverts…who scared her off social media….Now back and bringing in the butt shots…

She is a woman who understands how to sexualize herself, maybe because she was a victim of abuse from her dirty gymnast doctor and thus sexualizes herself as victims of abuse do…or maybe she’s just a young girl and this is what young girls do.

I still think you perverts shouldn’t have been jacking off to her when she was young, fresh and putting out slutty content, you should have been getting her mental health help…you know come in as a support system so that when you garner her trust you can take advantage of her too…but in a social media / internet way, cuz this girl is not interracting with any of you, except to show you Larry’s favorite Hole.


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2018

20

Apr

McKayla Maroney Tits of the Day

Mckayla Maroney is doing the rounds, meeting up with the media, talking about the years of abuse she endured when she was an Olympian, and the whole thing makes total fucking sense to me…

I remember when she just finished the olympics, she had some level of fame, was still underage and the perverts of the world…so many fucking perverts were sexualizing her…so many people were sexualizing her…it was before the whole MeToo thing…

I used to say, this girl knew what was up, she was like a victim of abuse of a dirty coach and I was right…

Not that I can spot abused women, but when a girl is 17 and putting up pics of her ass for a bunch of American perverts pretending to be patriotic and supporting their Gymnastics team….you motherfuckers should have paid more attention and got her help.

That said, here are her tits for social media as she comes out of the woodwork…again…to promote herself, draw attention to a bad man, tell her story, who knows…but I do know it’s your American Duty to stare…

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