McKayla Maroney is an American hero that I am sure Chris D’Elia was a fan of when she was at her most famous, because she was about 16 at the time. In fact, the whole world took interest in her when she was winning gold in the Olympics, back when she basically became a meme and for all the years following that moment, she was sexualized, no one gave a fuck that she was young and she just fed into it with her bikini pics…then the whole raped by that Gymnast doctor thing happened, she took a cash settlement, went radio silent because she got a lot of hate for taking the money, seeing as the damage was already done, and really her parents are to blame for letting dude finger his team, you know finger in vagina his team, when they had totally unrelated injuries….but stage parents aren’t all into turning their kids into Disney Kid commodities, some are into Olympics and they do whatever it takes at the expense of their kids….pretty fucking gross….like if I had a kid and any doctor was trying to do anything with their genitals…there would be issues…so I clearly, Maroney has shit parents.

That said, she comes back here and there with her fat gymnast ass, flexibility and now nipples because she’s thicker, older and still someone raised on porno, rap videos and social media…so here’s your American Hero titty.

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