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2022

04

Jan

McKayla Maroney Titty Dress of the Day

Remember the scandal about the Olympic Gymnastic team being run by creepy fucking perverts that no one stopped for many fucking years, and bright eyed parents who saw the opportunity and millions of dollars in endorsements turned a blind eye to their teen daughters on the cusp of being Olympic heroes being fingered by the team doctor treating foot injuries?

I do….and I am sure McKayla Maroney does too….but luckily, the Gold Medalist Olympian doesn’t let her abuse make an annoying victim out of her, you know annoying victims, they are fucking everywhere and the problem with society…it’s like get over it…

You can be paralyzed by the “trauma” and unable to leave the house…only to get fat and agoraphobic…but active on social media whining for attention….

Or you can say fuck it, and put a slutty dress on to celebrate your athletic body and the fact that you can bend on dicks in ways unimaginable to anyone who hasn’t had sex with an Olympic gymnast because most look like midget trolls….

Everyone’s got bullshit in their past…no one wants to hear it, but we do want to see the tits….KEEP your trauma to yourself in 2022…no one gives a fuck about your problems, we got our own…but BRING your tits out in 2022…because all dudes give a fuck about TITS.

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