I saw some video of some cheerleader in a bikini doing a backflip to splits. I am not sure what FB account it was posted to and I haven’t been able to find it with my low level and lazy search…but you get the idea…fit athletic girl does a standing back flip and lands in a fucking split…

That’s the kind of energy I’d expect from McKayla Maroney, because the static posing, the glamour with the beauty filter on nonsense, is fine and all, but it’s hardly tapping into her GOLD MEDAL WINNING capabilities to bend herself in ways that would drive more than just the creepy Gymnastic doctor crazy at least now that she’s in her 20s….

She’s got that muscle memory, knows how to sexualize herself, is a little thicker than she once was and besides that creepy filter…she’s the American hero you need to unify your people, divided from vaccines, politics, genders, races, sexual preferences, anything they can divide you with…but united in jerking off to an American athletic hero is all you need to realize who cares about the other shit let’s fixate on the tits.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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