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2023

09

Mar

Josie Canseco Maybe Nip Slip of the Day

Josie Canseco is the half Cuban Athlete who despite being communist, lived out that American dream and is rich as shit all thanks to some baseball skills, even with doping scandals, he’s a 90s legend…..

AND half Hooters Waitress who the Cuban Athlete fancied over some WINGS after a game in some obscure part of the country before importing her to his mansion, or knocking her up and doing the right thing….

Either way, they built a babe, who may be a little doughy in the muppet sense of her face, it could be filter, fillers, who knows, hot chicks destory themselves every day…but she’s a trust funder, who gets to live the good life, thanks to the DADDY financier and in being a rich kid, she gets to influence like an influencer tits out for clout, not money, just clout and that strategy works fo rme, since she’s fit and hot despite the whole hot chicks making themselves uglier every fucking day thanks to the corruptoion and propaganda of the internet.

You may be able to see her nipple.

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2022

02

Nov

Josie Canseco Yellow Latex of the Day

Josie Canseco is the hot model daughter of Jose Canseco who 25 years ago, they decided they’d give her the feminized version of her daddy’s name, like white trash in the backwoods, only millionaire Cuban pro athletes.

Her mom is a hooters model who used her vagina for personal gain, she made sure that cum stuck up where it had to after having the opportunity to fuck Jose Canseco who we’ll assume was roided up and at the top of his game at the time…..where she was clearly so hot that his roid balls still were able to ejaculate where it fucking counts…unless it was a flip the condom inside out situation. I wasn’t there.

I just know when you’re a hooters waitress, you make these opportunities bring the ROI you need, and thanks to the hot daughter who has learned some of momma’s tricks, coupled with daddy’s athlete genes, she delivers the goods even though she doesn’t have to, since she’s a rich kid…..

So she whores out on the internet out of passion and a love for being half naked online and not because it’s a means to an end to get paid and there’s something hot about that.

This is her halloween costume.

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2022

15

Jun

Josie Canseco Panties of the Day

Josie Canseco is in her underwear for what I will assume is a campaign for some kind of company, just based on the Playboy Magazine prop and the vintage lawn chairs, because she’s a model, influencer and not just a spoiled and entitled rich kid who doesn’t need to be any of those things, but instead chooses to be those things, because I guess it makes her feel hot, gives her purpose, rather than just hiding away at one of the family mansions.

Which reminds me of the Charlie Sheen / Denise Richards daughter who really could do ANYTHING in life, Charlie, along with being RICH in HIV is rich in MONEY and so is his dad Marty….so seeing her choose to launch an OnlyFans on her 18th birthday, which is definitely racier than anything party girl Josie, who is basically a trashy Paris Hilton type has done, but again makes me wonder why these rich people feel the need, when they can just fuck off and be left alone.

Obviously, there’s some brainwashing, some ego massaging, some broken and empty souls out there who need dudes jerking off to them to feel like they matter and I’m fine being the conduit for them to find at least one dude to jerk off to since this sit is insignificant and no one cares about it…..

Nice thong ass though, you know, since Josie Canseco is hot.

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2022

09

May

Josie Canseco Lingerie of the Day

I was looking through a box of 1989 baseball cards the other day, thinking I’d strike it rich, you know since collectibles like baseball cards were selling for stupid prices during the pandemic scam we all were abused into by tyrannical evil people who enforce insane rules on the people since they don’t give a fuck about us and want us all dead….they think we are peasants…

Well, I came across a Jose Canseco card, it may have even been his Rookie Card, back when he was fucking HOOTERS waitresses in exchange for paying child support for the next 18-20 years, as these things happen to pro athletes thanks to whores being real, from all walks of life, even the more subtle whore is still a whore when dollars are involved…and despite his fame…the card was worth a solid 99 cents…not my get rich quick scheme, but if I had a uterus, I would probably be hanging out wherever the dumb pro athletes hang out, since that seems to be a better get rich quick scheme.

The daughter, now older, working as a half naked slut of social media who gets passed around by the youtubers, while pretending to be a model, who has all the money her mom wanted for her, and who can do anything she wants in life, including doing nothing, is out here flashing her underwear because that’s what she feels is bringing value to the world, that is what inspires her, that is her making a difference for the future generation…..you know her footprint on society….is her shamelessly saying “look at me”….not even in the way her whore mother from HOOTERS did because her whore mother from HOOTERS needed that sperm to stick….while this one’s got it all and is still doing it…which in a lot of ways makes it so much better…..her whore desperation is not for money….it’s just for attention and attention is free…making her not quite a whore at all.

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2022

07

Apr

Josie Canseco Dressed Crazy of the Day

My new post strategy – Just Post the Title of the Post – No One Cares About What I have to Say:

Josie Canseco Dressed Crazy of the Day

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2022

31

Mar

Josie Canseco Lingerie of the Day

When you’re raised by a Hooters waitress with a budget, you know one smart enough to use her hooters, or her hooters outfit, to get a pro athlete to cum in her hard enough for it to stick…

It was an era before social media, when athletes had to go to Hooters to find pussy to fuck, especially when playing in places with ugly women, they’d know that Hooters did the casting work for them…..you know, on the road pussy that you’d hope to not knock-up but when rich and a man, it’s a who cares if it happens….just pay them off, or fly them to LA to save them while you just fuck other bitches on the road…make them the main one, knowing there are other ones, but happy to not waitress for slimey dudes…..

But yeah, when you’re raised by a Hooters waitress who bagged a rich guy, you can use that with your high budget thanks to dad being a rich guy, and I guess pull off the same tactics, just at a different level, and for that reason alone, we’ve been graced with our favorite Cuban Sandwich….Josie….doing random underwear pics for social media for you and her fans and her dad’s fans to jack off to…

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2022

16

Mar

Josie Canseco Lingerie of the Day

Josie Canseco’s doing what rich girls raised by Hooters waitresses that won the lottery with their uterus should be doing…I’ll assume she’s probably not the only rich girl raised by a Hooters waitresses who won the lottery in through their uterus….in the 90s, when people weren’t all pretentious and full of shit, the athletes didn’t go to weird trendy foodie spots, they went to fucking hooters and likely banged out all the chicks…because of all their money, then there’s the other rich dudes into slutty waitresses who probably went to Hooters to fuck….maybe Hooters was a low-key sugar baby agency…

Either way, Josie’s the only daughter of a Hooters girl who fucked Jose Canseco in the 90s that I know of, and sitting around in her underwear seems to be precisely what she should be doing, especially when she’s as hot as this hot fiery half cubano sandwich…

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2022

18

Jan

Josie Canseco Bikini of the Day

Josie Canseco, whatever the fuck seco means, but apparently she can also pose in a skimpy bikini showing her ass…

The daughter of a HOOTERS waitress with a dream of being knocked up by a pro athlete because in her era of pre-internet, hooters was the way to sugar baby your way into a getting cummed inside by some rich as shit Cuban import who hit balls with STEROID FORCE….you know to live that rich fucking dream, where you can raise your kids with everything they ever wanted, so they too can be whores in their own way, just not for the money, cuz momma pussy got that covered.

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2021

08

Nov

Josie Canseco Nipples of the Day

Josie Canseco Nipples

Josie Canseoc may have a bit of that instagram filter face with the too much make-up, too much cheek, too much lip….but that’s what they consider to be hot, so who am I to go against the grain….

Sure, I’m here hoping for natural beauty being celebrated, because I am not into the cookie-cutter girls with the same fucking look….which as someone with facial recognition blindness means all I see is unnatural shine of the face being stretched out by fillers….

So Josie who is hotter than a Kardashian, looks like Bella Thorne, Tana Mongeau, Kylie Jenner, and most rich white ladies over the age of 60 holding onto the dream.

I see the same thing in person everywhere I go…it is out of hand and it is too bad because someone like Josie is hot without that shit…if anything it just ruins her.

Her shirt is mesh, her nipples placed up high on the tit, I am into this energy….you know the daughter of a hooters girl hybrid with a sports star…makes greatness!

Josie Canseco Nipples

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2021

04

Nov

Josie Canseco Halloween Tits of the Day

Josie Canseco did her best Jim Carrey Riddler and I’m not sure if she brought the herpes that will lead to her exes killing themselves, so I can’t guarantee this is as authentic a costume as it could be.

I actually like Jim Carrey, but I do think his comedy is fucking annoying, I just like when he’s being serious, not being some destructive big mouthed motherfucker….even when he first came out and went viral thanks to satanic Rodney Dangerfield taking him under his pervert wing and bringing him to Vegas to launch his career, I thought “this guy sucks”….but his serious work is brilliant, from Man in the Moon, to Truman Show, to the TV series he plays a disgruntled Mr Rogers, are all good….even his art is pretty good, except for his unnecessary hatred of Trump, but I guess when you were found by a Satanist, you’re going to be on the WRONG side of fuckign history.

Not that this is about Jim Carrey, it’s about a spoiled brat rich kid who has a famous steroid dad and a hotters girl mom doing EXACTLY what she should be doing…just living life hot and slutty bro…



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