Harley Quinn Smith is Kevin Smith’s daughter, with what I assume is some kind of groupie who would never have let Kevin Smith’s dick inside her if he wasn’t the Hollywood success that he was at the time they met….she’s an actress, not a very good one, but she’s been in a few of his movies since marrying him back in 1999…..

The reality is that he is Kevin Smith and like the rich guys I’ve met along the way who know bitches are just into them because of their money, knowing they can’t separate themselves from being dudes with money, they embrace the pussy that comes with that money….

So whether I think Kevin Smith movies are bunk and feel he should probably still be the convenience store worker who was way too into comics and nerd shit to get laid, he did max out his credit cards to make Clerks and basically show the world how Hollywood was a fucking scam with their multi-million dollar budget movies, you can do that shit for cheap, only to be sucked up by the machine like that fat fuck sucked up donuts, and because a rich and connected asshole who is still into his nerd shit…but who has been able to breed unlike other nerds who didn’t take a chance on themselves….

Anyway, along with surviving a heart attack, gaming Hollywood with shitty movies, finding a woman into his charm after he was already rich and famous who he could have a kid he got to name after a comic book character…..his rich kid daughter can now post salacious, scandalous, semi-pornographic, lewd pictures of tits she seemed to have inherited from her dad in his fat years, cuz at 23, this look a little too middle aged and the whole thing is not very EROTIC….but rich celebrity kids being insta thots is always an LOLz cuz she has no idea that she should be BEHIND the camera…thanks to all the yes men around her….but you’d still nut to it, why not.

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When Kevin Smith was a 25 year old virgin nerd, before realizing that he could make some dumb movie about being a nerd that could potentially make him king of the nerds, because everyone loves famous people who make movies, so all he had to do was ensure that it would go viral, before the internet, which is arguably an easier time to go viral because far less nerds were figuring out that being rich and/or famous meant NON STOP pussy, so he took a calculated risk on it and made it happen, at least according to their official story, that is probably more along the lines of the CIA needed someone to make movies for a generation of slackers to shape them, so they threw in Ben Affleck to help.

But yeah, I wonder if back then, he would ever think he’d have a daughter he’d want to fuck! Actually, I don’t actually wonder that, because I think Kevin Smith is boring and overrated, his movies fucking suck, but when looking at his daughter he’s named after a comic book character, you know he’s done some virgin nerd shit to her panties in their laundry room at least once, it’s a narcissist nerd thing to be turned on by one of your creations that you may wrongfully think is top notch because it came from you so now you’re cumming to it, when really it’s jut fucking average!

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Kevin Smith’s daughter with the nerd name thanks to the nerd being allowed to reproduce because he managed to become a 90s cult icon in the indy movie scene, making tons of fucking money in the process, so that girls don’t throw up at his stale semen from all the masturbating to comic book scent, because instead they smell the money and access to the whole Glamorous world of Entertainment…I mean Kevin Smith is friends with so many important people, girls can see past a 500 pound midget in a Hockey Jersey and ride it like she’s trying to win the fucking belt at the rodeo…it’s actually amazing the things they do for that life….and in the process they may not just shit out a kid, but also let the nerd name it after the comic book characters he jerks off to.

Anyway, she’s making moves in the world of being a whore on the internet, which I guess is par for the celebrity rich kid trying to find relevance in an industry she will be working in because they like to hire their own, producing slutty content, in this case wearing a mesh top and some really big bandages to cover her nipples, almost too big of a bandage to cover her nipples, are her ipples really that low on her tit at her young age, I guess we’d have to ask her dad about it, assuming he hasn’t died of another heart attack yet….right.

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I accidentally turned on Mall Rats the other day….

I hadn’t seen any Kevin Smith movies since the 90s when he was seen as some movie making god with friends like Ben Affleck.

The obese independent movie writing / directing hero who put out a bunch of trendy and “cool” movies of the era…..

The story is that he maxed out some credit cards when he was working at a videostore to flim CLERKS and run through the film festival circuit to get him noticed, or so they claim, assuming I remember his origin story right….

So despite being a video store working slacker into Comics and shit, he became hollywood, which means he didn’t have to stay a virgin forever, as money and fame get you pussy..

In getting pussy, he created his nerd daughter Harley Quinn Smith, who I think grew up with Lily Rose Depp and are BFFs, but that doesn’t matter.

What matters is that being under 25, means being a self producing smut producer, obviously at varying degrees of slut, in this case I’d say she’s a 2 on slutty 10, because there is an ass crack and some cleavage, but there is no fisting like the girls on reddit, I guess when you’re raised rich and a daughter of fame in Hollywood…she doesn’t need to get that raunchy for attention, she can set the slutty bar low…which is probably good since she’s not really very cute, but her trust fund tells a VERY DIFFERENT story.

Since you’re a bunch of nerds, her’s Kevin Smith’s nerd ejaculate in its adult form….unlike yours, it’s not in a jar next to your bed.

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