When Kevin Smith was a 25 year old virgin nerd, before realizing that he could make some dumb movie about being a nerd that could potentially make him king of the nerds, because everyone loves famous people who make movies, so all he had to do was ensure that it would go viral, before the internet, which is arguably an easier time to go viral because far less nerds were figuring out that being rich and/or famous meant NON STOP pussy, so he took a calculated risk on it and made it happen, at least according to their official story, that is probably more along the lines of the CIA needed someone to make movies for a generation of slackers to shape them, so they threw in Ben Affleck to help.

But yeah, I wonder if back then, he would ever think he’d have a daughter he’d want to fuck! Actually, I don’t actually wonder that, because I think Kevin Smith is boring and overrated, his movies fucking suck, but when looking at his daughter he’s named after a comic book character, you know he’s done some virgin nerd shit to her panties in their laundry room at least once, it’s a narcissist nerd thing to be turned on by one of your creations that you may wrongfully think is top notch because it came from you so now you’re cumming to it, when really it’s jut fucking average!

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