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2020

27

Jan

Olivia Wilde is a Bathtub Troll of the Day

Olivia Wilde Bath Troll

Olivia Wilde gets a lot of hype for being this super hot actress with a silly fake name that is supposed to reflect her relationship to Oscar Wilde, because her biological or maiden name is COCKBURN, a name that she didn’t want to run with professionally for obvious reasons.

I don’t dislike Olivia Wilde and for the most part I think she looks good, but this has got to be the worst picture I’ve ever seen of her and she is the one who released it to the world.

Is this the equivalent of a rape victim getting fat and dying her hair black after getting a series of shit tattoos to cover up her cutting scars – in efforts to not be appealing to the opposite sex so that rape doesn’t happen again? I don’t know.

I just know if you’re going to do the bathtub thing – don’t do it like that TikTok neckless video trend….

If you aren’t on the TikTok trends: Here’s a sample of what this Bath Time Selfie that could be so much more erotic seeing as she’s naked…looks like…

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2014

25

Aug

Olivia Wilde’s Breast Milk Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

I have very little to say about a girl and her breast feeding addiction turning ALS ice challenges into her breast feeding cause…other than that I would have volunteered my mouth and sucking abilities to help her make that much breast milk…if it is actually breast milk..

This isn’t hot, it’s gross…but for some reason…magical…but that may just be because I love that her real last name is cockburn.

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