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Kiernan Shipka got famous from being on Mad Men, which was a hyped show that I’ve never seen, but that was a hyped show and thus many people did see it, and being Don Draper’s teen daughter was enough to give the perverts who watch that kind of thing boners….noners that have lasted a decade or more and that may still be hard for her.

The perverts of the internet are a loyal bunch….it’s pretty fucking sad….but since it’s allowed Kiernan Shipka to continue existing, she’s continued to bring content for those perverts to jerk off to, and now she’s at fancy events in what could be a sheer shirt, dark nipples visible from the THUMBNAILS, my pervert eyes unsure if they are actually her nipples, but implied nipples and actual nipples are equally worth looking at….in this era of EQUALITY and EQUITY….where nipples may not be equally nude, but that’s good enough.

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Kiernan Shipka is the girl from Mad Men, a show I never watched because I hate the advertising industry for not giving me more money since they think we are porn. I could have been RICH if it weren’t for you bigots!

That said, Kiernan Shipka is most recently Sabrina the Teenaged Witch on some Riverdale spinoff that the CW put together because they probably bought the Archie comics film rights and with the hype of Riverdale at the time, why wouldn’t they do some slowed down reverb pop song filled pile of dark and moody shit….

That said, Kiernan Shipka is on the rise and in being on the rise, trying to get to the A-List, leveling up, she has been spotted with celebrity handler, and constant celebrity boyfriend, the Pete Davidson of his time, that was a little more believable than Pete Davidson, because he didn’t look like he had AIDS and was dying….back when the satanist tried to cover-up their demonic intentions with handsomeness.

So now, we can assume the Kiernan Shipka now has all the STDs you’d want for a Hollywood chick climbing the ranks!

Before Kiernan’s young pussy was Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston, Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry, Taylor Swif……

What an honor it must be to suck a dick with that sort of resume….

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Kiernan Shipka is from a family that relocated to LA when she was 6 to pursue her acting career, which is typically a red flag that makes you think that the family saw an opportunity to cash in after they officially sell their kid to an industry that has been marketed to them as being the best thing ever, the top of the food chain, the endless benefits of celebrity, from creepy fans, to pressure to maintain, to everything else empty and vapid in selling yourself out for money!

Or maybe her parents were just SUPER fucking supportive, put our lives on hold for our fucking 6 year old we believe in!

Anyway, she’s 22 now, she’s secured her spot in the entertaiment industry she’s been in since she was 6, but even that’s not enough to maintain in this fast paced celebrity chasing world, even after being recruited young, she’s got to post smutty shit to get jerked off to like a common whore trying to make it, in that never ending cycle of empty fame chasing! Especially as a white girl when the woke hollywood needs diversity…..SCRAMBLE!

I don’t find her hot, her face is horse-like, but she’s skinny and wears lacy loungewear like a 70s cocaine madame at a high end brothel, so I’ll look, it’s not like I have better shit to do, and her not being fat is half the fucking battle in this world of fat!

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They say that KIERNAN SHIPKA is only 22 years old, which may make some of you MAD MEN fans feel old because you used to watch that shit and she was a little kid sold to the industry and cast on that show……but since I never watched Mad Men and I see how old as shit January Jones is now, I don’t find KIERNAN SHIPKA being 22 to be that shocking…I only found out about her a year or 2 ago.

What I do find shocking is that she looks about 45, maybe it’s a vaccine injury, maybe they grow up quickly after being robbed of a childhood for monetary gain, a little selling your soul, or your parents selling your soul before you even know how to ride a bike….it hardly seems fair, but I guess it was worth it so sites like DrunkenStepfather can celebrate her little cleavege and long looking skinny legs in her 80s style prom dress….you know an achievement all young women strive for….
“i want to be famous to get posted on a titty blog no one reads by a pervert who talks about tongue fucking assholes”….

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I don’t know when sharp jawed Kiernan Shipka turned middle aged, but I am sure some of you’d like to chop up your dick with that jaw….

What in the secret SANTA tits is going on here.

I never knew she had, but I also didn’t watch Mad Men, or really anything she’s ever been in, and I barely even know who Keirnan Shipka is, but clearly January Jones got to her on set of Mad Men when being her on set show mom, teaching her how things work in the world, when her own parents were probably out spending her money, I mean why else would you be a stage parent…..but to exploit your child for your own personal gain and ego….far better to manage your kid making millions in Hollywood than work at Walmart or some shit, just as Britney’s dad.

Are they real, are they fake, are the a silicon breast plate you can buy on Amazon to simulate tits, is it a push up bra, is it a photoshop edit….I guess we’ll never know, or really care, because Shipka’s really not that important even with the tits.

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Does anyone actually give a shit about Kiernan Shipka, the “New” Sabrina no one asked for, but I guess when CW got the rights to the Archie Comics they felt compelled to do a dark and mysterious version of Sabrina, totally shitting all over our girl Caroline Rhea and Melissa Joan Hart’s version…because the 90s were more uplifting and about family programming, wholesome an corny jokes and this generation is the RAW ANAL SEX version of that….you know and SHIPKA…your new Sabrina is just doing her part as a hired liar…or actress depending on how you feel about the whole acting thing…

In this selfie shoot, the actress no one gives a shit about is in lingerie…because if you put on lingerie maybe they will care…the MORE naked you get the more they care…RIGHT…

RIGHT….

That is precisely ALL it takes…born with tits, even little ones…and you’re good to go…the other shit is just NOISE.

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I have no real opinion of Kiernan Shipka as a celebrity. I didn’t watch Mad Men where she was a child star….and I sure as fuck don’t watch Sabrina the Teenage Witch the dark and mysterious redo that the people of Riverdale did when licensing the Archie Comic characters to create Riverdale….I didn’t even like the Melissa Joan Hart, Caroline Rhea Sabrina even though I was living in the wilderness with access to only one or two channels in the 90s….and TGIF happened to be my Friday Nights…because there was nothing else to do…but I will say I preferred that Sitcom version with its horrible canned laughter….to whatever the fuck this one is involved in..

Anyway, we’ll assume this is a paid ad by an Instagram brand where the actress is showing off her fitness tits in her sports bra, as well as her fit body, and I figure since everyone is a fat fuck and dying of COVID because of it…ruining the fun for everyone else…this should inspire you to get your sweat on or at least to normalize fit girls and stop paying attention to the unhealthy fat chicks trying to pretend they are hot….skinny is better and this one is skinny…even if she’s not all that exciting…

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For all the Kiernan Shipka fans out there who don’t think she’s fucking ugly, she’s in a sex scene in either a movie or her TV show where she plays the new Sabrina the Teenage Witch, in more of a Riverdale vibe….which means there’s more sex than the family friendly Melissa Joan Hart version…becasue kids are perverts and the only way to captivate them is through sex scenes, they grew up on porn they have expectations from Hollywood, that Hollywood needs to deliver on, which is good news, because so do I..

I’ve always been someone who rented movies for the nudes, who jerked off to movies when porn was less accessible and who appreciated celebrity nudity because celebs are garbage so we might as well see them naked, I mean they are paid enough for it….along with most dudes…I am a pervert and got into independent movies thanks to being a pervert…so I like to think that I am part of the 90s independent movie movement that re-shaped hollywood, all thanks to my perversions…

ANYWAY…I don’t find Keinan hot, but she’s not fat and getting deep dicked, or simulating getting deep dicked, we’re not at the stage of the game where cervixes get broken on set on mainstream movies…BUT we will get there…I am sure of it…finally.

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Kiernan Shipka who was on Mad Men is currently on some Sabrina The Teenage Witch redux that no one needed and that is more on the Riverdale vibe, which makes sense since it was an Archie Comic regular feature and if you buy the rights to one of their characters, might as well buy them all…and turn it into this dark and mysterious David Lynch rip off that makes no sense and not in a 90s “expanding your mind” in a “What did I just watch” kind of way….but rather in a modern day everyone’s a full retard so just make them say words as they go about their dumb useless attempt at a dramatic storyline….not that I’ve seen an episode but I will discount it and say I’m not surprised it is still on TV, you are all retards..

ANYWAY….she’s filming Swimming with Sharks, which I read a few times because I remember, vaguely remember since I don’t remember much, the Kevin Spacey Swimming with Sharks and I am not sure if it’s a redo, or a spin off, clearly it’s an attempt to rid Kevin Spacey, to censor his gay pervert ass out of the show, so that they can pretend it never happened the first time around…or maybe Spacey is in on it…and this is his bing coming out, coming of age, reveal….I don’t fucking know but she’s got bigger tits than I thought.

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Kiernan Shipka in a bra doing a dance like she is on TikTok, and she is probably on TikTok, which is China’s answer to give sexual predators hours of content, while giving confused kids with shitty parents that were raised on porn a venue to post bra dances and other really perverted shit, all while giving China access to track EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN trying to get on the latest trend, especially now in Quarantine with all the time in the world, awesome..

Only I don’t think this is for TikTok, I think it’s for her shitty Sabrina show, that they are likely still filming despite essential work being the only thing that should be working, the entertainment industry is above the law, just ask Natalie Woods’ killer….

I don’t find this girl hot at all…if anything I find her ugly, so I don’t know why I am bothering, I guess a bra dance is all it takes to get featured on this site, pointed and laughed at, and/or jacked off to…

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