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2020

04

Nov

Kiernan Shipka Tits of the Day

Kiernan Shipka Tits

Kiernan Shipka who was on Mad Men is currently on some Sabrina The Teenage Witch redux that no one needed and that is more on the Riverdale vibe, which makes sense since it was an Archie Comic regular feature and if you buy the rights to one of their characters, might as well buy them all…and turn it into this dark and mysterious David Lynch rip off that makes no sense and not in a 90s “expanding your mind” in a “What did I just watch” kind of way….but rather in a modern day everyone’s a full retard so just make them say words as they go about their dumb useless attempt at a dramatic storyline….not that I’ve seen an episode but I will discount it and say I’m not surprised it is still on TV, you are all retards..

ANYWAY….she’s filming Swimming with Sharks, which I read a few times because I remember, vaguely remember since I don’t remember much, the Kevin Spacey Swimming with Sharks and I am not sure if it’s a redo, or a spin off, clearly it’s an attempt to rid Kevin Spacey, to censor his gay pervert ass out of the show, so that they can pretend it never happened the first time around…or maybe Spacey is in on it…and this is his bing coming out, coming of age, reveal….I don’t fucking know but she’s got bigger tits than I thought.

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2020

20

Apr

Kiernan Shipka Bra Dance of the Day

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Kiernan Shipka in a bra doing a dance like she is on TikTok, and she is probably on TikTok, which is China’s answer to give sexual predators hours of content, while giving confused kids with shitty parents that were raised on porn a venue to post bra dances and other really perverted shit, all while giving China access to track EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN trying to get on the latest trend, especially now in Quarantine with all the time in the world, awesome..

Only I don’t think this is for TikTok, I think it’s for her shitty Sabrina show, that they are likely still filming despite essential work being the only thing that should be working, the entertainment industry is above the law, just ask Natalie Woods’ killer….

I don’t find this girl hot at all…if anything I find her ugly, so I don’t know why I am bothering, I guess a bra dance is all it takes to get featured on this site, pointed and laughed at, and/or jacked off to…

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2020

28

Jan

Kiernan Shipka Bra and Panties of the Day

Kiernan Shipka BRa Panties

I don’t find Kiernan Shipka hot at all…even in her bra and panty set…which is weird.

Instead of being like “Half naked actress from some dumb CW show and I like half naked actresses”…..I think “Damn I really don’t find Kiernan Shipka hot at all”.

But Why? I don’t have the answers.

In fact I think that it’s too bad I don’t like her half naked because she’s half naked and that should theoretically be enough for me.

There’s nothing specifically wrong with her body. There’s nothing I can point to and say I don’t like Kiernan Shipka because of her dick clit, or her fucking fat thighs, or her fucking full retard face….there’s no defects of deformitites, if anything she looks fit…so maybe it’s a “It’s me, not you” situation…..

If you saw pics of girls I’ve found hot half naked over the 35 years or more of looking at half naked chicks, you’ll definitely know it’s “Me” not “her” situation. I have found some real fucking monsters hot.

SO I post these confused. Why can’t I buy into this hype. I just don’t know.

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2019

13

Dec

Kiernan Shipka Titty Top of the DAy

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Kiernan Shipka is the new Sabrina the Teenage which, who unlike Melissa Joan Hart, you can’t get a customized video of her saying your name through some silly app for the 25% discounted price of $150…..they target me with her ad all the fucking time and I don’t even like or know or care about Melissa Joan Hart…and I don’t even remember thinking Melissa Joan Hart was hot back when she was on Sabrina on TGIF…I was too busy staring at Caroline Rhea’s tits…and laughing at my friend who had a crush on Caroline Rhea….which got weird when Caroline Rhea got that daytime talk show….

That said, I am sure you can swindle Melissa Joan Hart into a masturbation cam show through that app, if you are charming enough as women instinctively want you to watch them jerking off…

That said, it may not have anything to do with the new Sabrina, but Kiernan Shipka doesn’t interest me.

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2019

09

May

Kiernan Shipka Hard Nipple of the Day

Kiernan Shipka Hard Nipple

KIERNAN SHIPKA, slutty little Sabrina the Teenage Witch saw the paparazzi coming through LAX and took off her overall strap to expose her HARD nipple in her white t shirt, while I respect her effort to be slutty I still think we should BRING BACK MELISSA JOAN HART….the ONLY SABRINA THAT MATTERS….

I do not find Kiernan Shipka ot, but again, appreciate the effort to say “I’m young, my demogaphic doesn’t wear bras and likes sheer tops like the 70s, or a Dov Charney American Apparel porno” so fucking show the world you got nips also…

I mean, I don’t know if you leave the house, I know I try not to, but when I do…nipples arer fucking everywhere…it’s fucking cazy…

I haven’t stepped foot in a club in probably 5 years or so…and assume…nipples are fucking everywhere…

So Kiernan Shipka or not…celebrate the trend thrrough masturbation.

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