I don’t find Kiernan Shipka hot at all…even in her bra and panty set…which is weird.

Instead of being like “Half naked actress from some dumb CW show and I like half naked actresses”…..I think “Damn I really don’t find Kiernan Shipka hot at all”.

But Why? I don’t have the answers.

In fact I think that it’s too bad I don’t like her half naked because she’s half naked and that should theoretically be enough for me.

There’s nothing specifically wrong with her body. There’s nothing I can point to and say I don’t like Kiernan Shipka because of her dick clit, or her fucking fat thighs, or her fucking full retard face….there’s no defects of deformitites, if anything she looks fit…so maybe it’s a “It’s me, not you” situation…..

If you saw pics of girls I’ve found hot half naked over the 35 years or more of looking at half naked chicks, you’ll definitely know it’s “Me” not “her” situation. I have found some real fucking monsters hot.

SO I post these confused. Why can’t I buy into this hype. I just don’t know.

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Kiernan Shipka is the new Sabrina the Teenage which, who unlike Melissa Joan Hart, you can’t get a customized video of her saying your name through some silly app for the 25% discounted price of $150…..they target me with her ad all the fucking time and I don’t even like or know or care about Melissa Joan Hart…and I don’t even remember thinking Melissa Joan Hart was hot back when she was on Sabrina on TGIF…I was too busy staring at Caroline Rhea’s tits…and laughing at my friend who had a crush on Caroline Rhea….which got weird when Caroline Rhea got that daytime talk show….

That said, I am sure you can swindle Melissa Joan Hart into a masturbation cam show through that app, if you are charming enough as women instinctively want you to watch them jerking off…

That said, it may not have anything to do with the new Sabrina, but Kiernan Shipka doesn’t interest me.

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KIERNAN SHIPKA, slutty little Sabrina the Teenage Witch saw the paparazzi coming through LAX and took off her overall strap to expose her HARD nipple in her white t shirt, while I respect her effort to be slutty I still think we should BRING BACK MELISSA JOAN HART….the ONLY SABRINA THAT MATTERS….

I do not find Kiernan Shipka ot, but again, appreciate the effort to say “I’m young, my demogaphic doesn’t wear bras and likes sheer tops like the 70s, or a Dov Charney American Apparel porno” so fucking show the world you got nips also…

I mean, I don’t know if you leave the house, I know I try not to, but when I do…nipples arer fucking everywhere…it’s fucking cazy…

I haven’t stepped foot in a club in probably 5 years or so…and assume…nipples are fucking everywhere…

So Kiernan Shipka or not…celebrate the trend thrrough masturbation.

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