Kiernan Shipka is the new Sabrina the Teenage which, who unlike Melissa Joan Hart, you can’t get a customized video of her saying your name through some silly app for the 25% discounted price of $150…..they target me with her ad all the fucking time and I don’t even like or know or care about Melissa Joan Hart…and I don’t even remember thinking Melissa Joan Hart was hot back when she was on Sabrina on TGIF…I was too busy staring at Caroline Rhea’s tits…and laughing at my friend who had a crush on Caroline Rhea….which got weird when Caroline Rhea got that daytime talk show….
That said, I am sure you can swindle Melissa Joan Hart into a masturbation cam show through that app, if you are charming enough as women instinctively want you to watch them jerking off…
That said, it may not have anything to do with the new Sabrina, but Kiernan Shipka doesn’t interest me.
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