I don’t know when sharp jawed Kiernan Shipka turned middle aged, but I am sure some of you’d like to chop up your dick with that jaw….

What in the secret SANTA tits is going on here.

I never knew she had, but I also didn’t watch Mad Men, or really anything she’s ever been in, and I barely even know who Keirnan Shipka is, but clearly January Jones got to her on set of Mad Men when being her on set show mom, teaching her how things work in the world, when her own parents were probably out spending her money, I mean why else would you be a stage parent…..but to exploit your child for your own personal gain and ego….far better to manage your kid making millions in Hollywood than work at Walmart or some shit, just as Britney’s dad.

Are they real, are they fake, are the a silicon breast plate you can buy on Amazon to simulate tits, is it a push up bra, is it a photoshop edit….I guess we’ll never know, or really care, because Shipka’s really not that important even with the tits.

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